thread on which to be factitiously Mentally Normal (NOS)

[Mitchy1nge]

nobody was wondering but not only am I still alive, the horribleness of my back pain has completely stopped is all a bit tender and traumatised but hooray for me

and partial hooray for the weirdness that is tramadol I suppose

What is mental normality? (OU)

(Cartoon contained therein)

hahaha

would be lovely if it was true

Mitchy, you do know who cleaned your house, don't you? Because it sounds like you don't and I'm worried that random house cleaners and cookers are travelling round East anglia and not heading up to the midlands.

just cosmically order them?

it could only be one or two of a handful of everyone friends who know I never lick the door

I might stop locking the door in the hope that it happens. The worst that will occur is that I'll be burgled which will then lead to less stuff to clean.

Neither do I

Name change FAIL as usual

oh LOCK

I'm glad you don't lick the door. I thought it might have been a mentally abnormal thing I didn't know about. Like people on obsessive cleaning licking their toilet.

I have eaten SO MUCH CURRY AND NUTCAKE.

ugh no, really caulk?

well done enpo! Is a defining characteristic of the Mentally Normal - eating food

medal for self there too, had a banana, most of topping of veg pizza and some of the base, then supper of grilled chicken with carrots broccoli cauliflower mashed potato flapjack and custard

think mp has died of her hangover :(

I didn't drink at all last night so no hangover for me.

Christmas is nearly over Going home soon. Back to eating almost nothing and attending appointments for mentally abnormal people reality.

I'm alive, although it was touch and go for a while. I've had a couple of gin and bitter lemons and am feeling much better. I'm never drinking so much champagne again though.

Going skiing on Sunday and getting quite excited.

Ooh, where are you going Mp?

thank goodness you pulled through! lucky none of us took any dodgy pills in Ipswich last night too, poor boys and their friends/families. Will never take pills again anyway, just actual mdma.

am still a bit sulky about missing parties in order to babysit adult child during her crisis (she seems quite normal at the moment, just normal loud and annoying, nothing too spacy) but tomorrow night will see my favourite MAN - going to cinema then dinner. Is not exactly skiing but am excited anyway.

need to think up some resolutions apart from to keep stuffing my face and not do any Behaviours and to run like a normal running person. Thinking about some unaffiliated SJ with the rodeo pony, infinitely and demonstrably more dangerous than ecstasy.

Switzerland Enpo. Hoping for lots of snow.

I hope you have a lovely time Mental. I've always fancied St. Moritz myself

Shame about your parties Mitchy.

Are you knitting anything at the moment Caulky?

I'm busy being ill, but when I'm not I finished the mittens from before and now doing a blanket. Knit fast=stay warm.

You're quick!

I seem to have abandoned my knitting already

need to sleep, is debilitating being Mentally Normal isn't it?

My family are night owls; when I'm here people generally start drifting upstairs at about half one.

Knitting is actually a form of witchcraft IMO. It's not physically possible to tie a large and complicated knot in the shape of a garment without some pretty powerful magicks.

have found a local ish marathon to do in May

will be great incentive to remain mentally normal without becoming too actually fat

my brother's bmi is somewhere like 15.7 at most and everyone is all 'oh he's such a great natural running machine' but they never accuse him of having problems (he does have problems)

you have all died of how boring my chat is