Bollockybollockybollocky HTT

[EnpoTree]

Basically I have to take bloody diazepam three times a day and be visited by HTT every day and even then the nurse reckons it's 50/50 if I'll need to go into hospital or not. This has gone too far. I'm absobloodylutely sodding fine and visited the drop-in as I was worried I was going to become not-fine and wanted to know how to stop DP worrying unnecessarily after having spoken to CMHT as I was referred from GP as I wanted to avoid becoming depressed and how to maintain my current good humour and general sparkling and effervescent nature. The lesson apparently being that being responsible and proactive with your mental health gets you accused of poor insight and told to take drugs on pain of hospital admission.

She's really fucking scared me. I will not go into hospital. So to avoid it I have to swallow pills that make me slow and stupid and sleepy even though I am totally happy with the way I am now and it's everyone else who doesn't like it. Maybe its everyone else who needs bloody medicating.

I hate this so much. I know its a bad idea to get involved in MH services. So why do I ever go back?

No, I'm happy with my name and its seasonal derivatives, ta! I don't like ham either

Maybe your DP should go out for a walk? And to the sneaky overdraft.

Did you ever read the hamwidge thread? It was brilliant

Link in case not.

He's CLICKING THE MOUSE REPEATEDLY AND SIGHING. He's now slurping tea. Contented gasp/sigh. Shuffle in chair. Loud breathing. More clicking. He gave me tea saying "Tea for thee!" cheerily. Now he's typing and sniffing. And clicking.

I am allowed to kill him, yes?

Sniff.

Wet mouth noise.

Puff out.

Sniff.

Burp.

Clickclickclick.

Yes IABU but the man is a constant stream of annoying noises. I can hear him scratching now. And typing.

SHUT UP AND STOP EXPECTING ME TO TAKE AN INTEREST IN ALBUM COVERS. I HAVE SLEPT THREE HOURS AT BEST AND MAY BE SLIGHTLY MURDEROUS.

I have said none of this, by the way. Well, very little.

Maybe go back to bed for a nap? I love a nap.
Sorry for disappearing last night, I fell asleep criminally early!

HTT just rang checking that I don't want them to come out. Really, seriously, what is the point? I'm not going to kill myself in broad daylight when DP is awake, am I?

I'm not tired Yoni, it's just probably what's making me so bloody irritable. Sorry to inflict it on you lot; it's so I don't snap at DP.

And don't apologise! It's unnecessary

I wish so many of the HTT weren't so difficult to understand.

HAhaa! Thanks for that link, I don't know how I missed that thread before, it's hilarious!

Still not changing though

I do NOT have a happy yoni

Can you put on some loud music to drown out the annoying noises?
But if he's annoying you, your yoni isn't going to get much out of him, I wouldn't think. Not in a satisfactory fashion, anyway.

Why is it not happy?? Everyone deserves a happy yoni!

Because he tried to make it happy for about an hour but kept ignoring me saying he needed to just be gentle but persistent and stop bloody moving about and all I get from him when I wnt to have ACTUAL SEX is excuses, all I get is manual or oral stuff but he takes forever to come and for some reason won't fuck me. Its driving me nuts and I haven't had an orgasm yet today and am VERY FRUSTRATED as it has finally healed enough from overuse for a few weeks to actually come but he won't do it right and I can't really do it myself.

Enough information for you?!

Oh god he is the world's loudest sneezer

I havevto go and find another battery for my vibrator. Bloody N batteries.

You really didn't want to know this, did you? Or if you did, are you in the southeast and interested?

Enpo, please remember that nobody wants to hear about your sex-life.

Yours,

Enpo

Wow. Well I did ask I guess well I hope you get it sorted soon, so to speak.

I am in the south east but contrary to what my username implies I have a very lazy yoni and it's quite happy lolling around seeing v little activity!

Sorry. I TMI-bombed you.