Welcome on board tiredemma - the more the merrier!
I gave away all my store-cupboard simple carbs to a friend, now have brown rice, no pasta, porridge & some bits & bobs remaining. We have porridge with almond milk twice a week, not strictly on-diet but on-maintenance & it's good for cholesterol levels. Looking at the BSD site which I did yesterday through the mists of my dire hangover, if BS is a real issue (as opposed to sugar addiction & weight-loss requirements) then many of the long-term ears ie 8-12 week+ are attempting to re-introduce the odd simple carb treat eg chapati, porridge and it's causing BS spikes in many of them so it comes back to this diet being a choice of long-term lifestyle choices for many people, I suspect we will compromise but bread is now a weekend treat, 1 slice each, no more sandwiches and we are realising that some fruits will be for special occasions only, haven't had bananas in the house for months!
NewAverage & Elvish On the cauli-rice issue, has anyone tried it with the green broccoli-cauli hybrid the Romesco ( I think it's called )might be worth a shot?
Not2b - that is good, slow & steady, good luck with your fish & chip supper tonight, I haven't had it for 3 months either, on Friday I pan fry salmon & we have 1 sweet potato 'chipped' with a little olive oil & baked in the oven, it's a fair substitute, but not the same as a real chippy's offering of course!