paws I think I'd have lamped my MIL one had she said that to me! So bloody insensitive aren't they? However, ladies, one day, we will too be MILs and let's hope we don't become MILITK... Can I just ask Paws, how on earth have you not bragged all week on here, that YOU DID A MARATHON on Sunday!? Come on love, you need to shout it more! Are you feeling okay? I believe it takes a while to recover doesn't it?
Rhet It's quite a talent you know, being able to turn any topic on here into something we could read in The Viz. 
Good luck for race tomorrow, I bet you a banana loaf that you kill it and do it sub 50 mins! LET'S FUCKING DO THISSSSSS!!" will be reverberating across the Irish Sea.
futurity well done on getting out - only advice re getting faster is err... HILLS! Lot's of em. Just run up hills until you die. No seriously, if you put in speed work each week and some hills a couple of times a month (hill intervals) then naturally you will get faster but if you just run the same speed, week in, week out, you will reach your plateau. None of us are going to be Moshi speed, as I am convinced she is a robot, however, there are no reasons why you can't get down to running 8 min miles if you put the work in.
encyclo good luck with the MIL. Here's some
from me and a big spliff to smoke to knock you out for the night, so you don't have to put up with her. You can smoke it behind the shed, come in, eat a load of shite then go to bed and feign illness.
peach full fat coke hey?! God you are such a dreadful example to us keep fit fanatics. You are barred from this thread. Only come back when you have drank 4 cups of ginger tea. 