What shall we call the return?

[SevenYellowHammers]

Briturn? Britsin? Britback?

or just a big dose of humble pie?

Don't know but our anthem should be Back Again, Slim Shady

As a business owner involved in international trade, I am salivating at the mere possibility of us getting back into a customs union with EU.

Back For Good by Take That (I want EU back, I want EU back, I want EU back for goooood…)

Europed me in again

Brejoin
Brentrance
Breturn
Brentry
Breunion

Last chance saloon

A blessing

Nothing.

Ain't gonna happen.

We're not going back into the EU.

Watch this space , don't tell me you think it's been a success surely

I'm sure you are more eloquent than me, but I am a European citizen. I like being part of something bigger. I like freedom and opportunity and peace. The eu represents that to me.

Brentrance sounds good until we find it's been copyrighted by dyslexic Lance from Brent.
Then it'll turn into horsetrading and arguments over which language to use and the only way to get the Cornish fishermen on board will be to use some ancient Cornish word that will be something rude in an eastern European language. Only that won't be realised until it's too late. After some awkward conversations amongst diplomats a miss-spelled version will be adopted that seems acceptable to both parties.
But on launch day it turns out to sound like surrender in an obscure local dialect in India so makes headline news again.

Breverse?
Bre-realised we fucked up and need to sort it out now?
Bre-realised we took an intelligence test and failed?

Seriously though, rejoining will be interesting as we won't get the same terms we had previously. I think it more likely that we rejoin the customs union. I hope so anyway. At least one of them has finally said out loud that it was the disaster the enlightened among us knew it would be.

I vote for ThankFuckForTheLoveofAllThatsHoly

Bredemption

Begging?

Consciously unbrexiting

I LOVE THIS

BrU-Turn maybe? Government likes those

Bringress

Brentrance

Perhaps Canada becoming an associate member, there will be a similar option for us

Bre- no more 3 hour queue at Corfu airport to have my passport stamped

Bobby does Dallas?

E U-turn

Scotlandneverwanteditinthefirstplace?