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What shall we call the return?

188 replies

SevenYellowHammers · 30/09/2026 18:17

Briturn? Britsin? Britback?

or just a big dose of humble pie?

OP posts:
MrsTerryPratchett · 30/09/2026 18:19

Brexin
Brentrance
Brentry
ThankFuckForTheLoveofAllThatsHoly

Arlanymor · 30/09/2026 18:21

Regretix

MrsTerryPratchett · 30/09/2026 18:23

Arlanymor · 30/09/2026 18:21

Regretix

Why can't we have the laugh emoji back?

Soundsok · 30/09/2026 18:24

They don't want us and I don't blame them.

fartoomuchtoblerone · 30/09/2026 18:27

BrAccession?

Myfridgeiscool · 30/09/2026 18:28

Thankfuckforthat.

MrsTerryPratchett · 30/09/2026 18:30

Soundsok · 30/09/2026 18:24

They don't want us and I don't blame them.

That's too long 😀

ChocolateBiscuitsandaCuppa · 30/09/2026 18:31

Arlanymor · 30/09/2026 18:21

Regretix

You nailed it

LlynTegid · 30/09/2026 18:32

Let's not count our chickens yet. I would like it to be tomorrow, expect it to be mid 2030s at the earliest.

A customs union would be the simplest option, and would be beneficial in Northern Ireland.

Summerhillsquare · 30/09/2026 18:32

Bre-re-entry?

ItsAlwaysTwins · 30/09/2026 18:33

It’s got to be Brentry or Breturn.

Smokeywater · 30/09/2026 18:33

Europe is quite right wing and moving further that way - I can’t see them welcoming us in with our uncontrolled immigration - freedom of movement and all that

DarkForces · 30/09/2026 18:36

Fight club?
God. We're in for a dull few years of people screaming at each other about red tape, immigration, the economy and overreach.
Can we just rejoin, keep the black passports and hope no one notices?

InMySpareTime · 30/09/2026 18:36

Brejoin

Nevernotgoingto · 30/09/2026 18:38

Backxit

HavingABlether · 30/09/2026 18:38

Bregret.
EU2
Debrexit

NoisyBrickDog · 30/09/2026 18:41

Disaster

All the economies in the EU are worse than ours
They have worse trade deals with the US
They have a shortfall of about £120 billion and want countries to contribute more
Open borders will make the small boats seem like a drop in the ocean

The ship has sailed and we don't want to re-join

DarkForces · 30/09/2026 18:44

NoisyBrickDog · 30/09/2026 18:41

Disaster

All the economies in the EU are worse than ours
They have worse trade deals with the US
They have a shortfall of about £120 billion and want countries to contribute more
Open borders will make the small boats seem like a drop in the ocean

The ship has sailed and we don't want to re-join

I bloody do!

TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 30/09/2026 18:45

Nigefall. 😂

NoisyBrickDog · 30/09/2026 18:45

DarkForces · 30/09/2026 18:44

I bloody do!

Can I ask why?

MrsTerryPratchett · 30/09/2026 19:07

Nevernotgoingto · 30/09/2026 18:38

Backxit

Pronounced like Back Zit? I mean it's apropos.

BiteSizeByzantine · 30/09/2026 19:09

MrsTerryPratchett · 30/09/2026 18:19

Brexin
Brentrance
Brentry
ThankFuckForTheLoveofAllThatsHoly

If its not called Brentrance i will cry 😂

MrsTerryPratchett · 30/09/2026 19:10

NoisyBrickDog · 30/09/2026 18:45

Can I ask why?

I can't speak for PP but please see my eleventy billion posts during Brexit. Those reasons.

Plus if Putin likes something, I don't. Never steered me wrong.

MissCooCooMcgoo · 30/09/2026 19:10

Re-EU (reeyoo)

TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 30/09/2026 19:11

MrsTerryPratchett · 30/09/2026 19:10

I can't speak for PP but please see my eleventy billion posts during Brexit. Those reasons.

Plus if Putin likes something, I don't. Never steered me wrong.

👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍💪👊