Morning All,
I see we have been busy overnight!
The handyman has been in to look at the stools, apparently he can’t “get it done” until the 31st Jan, which we will grudgingly have to accept for now I’m afraid. 
Today’s specials!
Mains. ⭐️
•Gammon and carrots (we have loads left, apparently some prefer turnip? 🤷🏻♀️) 🥕
•Dead-dog stew with potato ‘Frit’ters. 🥔
Puddings. ⭐️
•Humble pie, with a generous dollop of sour cream. 🥧
•EU Pumpkin crumble. (The Pumpkin is a little past it’s best, but I’m reliably told that this is ok and nothing to worry about.) 🎃
Drinks specials. ⭐️
We have some ditchwater cocktails and corpse reviver left over from yesterday, so fill your boots!
Also, we have a very special German Bitter 🇩🇪 🍺 in! One of our kind regulars secured a fantastic wholesale deal for us on the 🍻 so thank you to that patron!
As usual, bar snacks are available, 🥜