There will be a GP in every household and a hospital on every street.
Money will be used to pave the streets because it will be so plentiful.
We will have an unlimited, practically free, supply of American chlorinated chicken and plastic goods from China.
We won't have to holiday in places with good weather, lovely food and other cultures.
We will be able to demonstrate British queuing and stoicism at border controls.
We will have unlimited lorry parking spaces instead of nasty motorways.