Westminstenders: Dear Santa for Christmas I'd like...

[RedToothBrush]

The ERG to be the grinch that stole the Tory Party Christmas who ultimately get what they deserve.

To remain in the EU

Donald Trump's impeachment

For politics to be boring again

A trex toy for my son

Tom McTague @ tommctague
Lobby room 12 sweepstakes. Votes against the PM:
@CharlieCooper8: 88
@IanDunt: 105
@AdamBienkov: 101
@TomMcTague: 73
@NewsAnnabelle: 106
@thepatrickdaly: 95

Interesting...

Beth Rigby @bethrigby
Minister texts. Anything over 200 will be painted as a huge triumph because May won he leadership ballot by 199.

bees no cherry picking.

No toast.

No scones.

Because

Crossiants means crossiants.

That's ablantant coup mrs

Election Maps UK @ electionmapsuk
Voting has closed in the #VoteOfNoConfidence in Theresa May. Final Results Estimate:

Confidence: 210 (71.7%)
No Confidence: 83 (28.3%)

24 Unknowns, expect most of these to back 'No Confidence'.

{ when we voted for croissants two years ago did you specify the sort of croissants you were going to deliver? How do you know your croissants are the exact type of croissants the croissanteers want? Are your croissants the best possible croissants? Could someone else have negotiated a better croissant? If we don’t support your croissants are we in danger of having no croissants at all?}
Sorry the Brexit choice is gruel. The options are very grey and strangely lumpy, something which is near usual colour with a spot of jam or if you are lucky, no gruel at all, as eating it will be compulsory.

Can we have a secret ballot about whether we like hazard?

I feel this would just be a distraction at this stage with the clock ticking down on Crexit (tried croissantexit but it didn't work [grin). Hazard has been very clear about her position from the start and none of the alternative suggestions can command a majority in this place.

Math I really hope that - whenever the next GE is - Unionist voters dump the DUP dinosaurs
That would be great if you're correct !

I was thinking that 10 MPs is about the realistic upper bound for them,
which will reduce as demographics change, too.

But is TM toast?
My guess, no.

@RedToothBrush Staffordshire Oatcakes are delicious!

Sounds like MPs have been saying different things to different people 😱

I have a kitchen full of croissants atm
Are you my neighbour hazard?

WTF did all the croissants come from ?
Westministenders are clearly Remain, or it would be cake

Hannah Jane Parkinson @ ladyhaja
Thrilled to be able to inform you that an MP asked one of our columnists to explain the customs union.

Oatcakes, pancakes, croissant? They deserve a gruel

Christopher Hope@christopherhope
For what it is worth every Conservative MP voted in the #toryleadership election

How long does it take to count to 317?

How many of them ticked both boxes I wonder?

Geraint @geraintgriffiths
This is like Eurovision, but shit.#ConfidenceVote

'Bloody Brits coming over here and stealing all our croissants' and scallops.

Damn, I forgot to get stollen in Germany last week.

@Mrsr8 - the only cake I eat. Yummy, thanks

@1tisILeClerc What!

{This is like Eurovision, but shit.#ConfidenceVote}
Not sure I want to witness the 'swimsuit' round.
Oh sorry, wrong contest.

So..... How long does it normally take?