Westminstenders: Dear Santa for Christmas I'd like...

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The ERG to be the grinch that stole the Tory Party Christmas who ultimately get what they deserve.

To remain in the EU

Donald Trump's impeachment

For politics to be boring again

A trex toy for my son

@SingingBabooshkaBadly

Croissants means croissants end of.

Steven Swinford @steven_swinford
So what next for the Tory rebels, assuming that they lose tonight?

Eurosceptics already thinking about the 'nuclear option' - a non-binding motion of no confidence against their own PM, removing her with backing of Labour, SNP & Lib Dems.

They're not giving up...

There is one important word in that: non-binding...

Seeing as they're all habitual liars her tally so far could be 0. They won't be voting on best for the country or best for the party. They'll be self interest all the way. Anyone with an eye on leadership will vote against her but say they voted in support so they look honourable.

Cameron should be on a tour round the country, in stocks and a supply of rotten turnips provided.

2bees Singing

Crossiants means crossiants. No cherry picking or cake. Crossiants means crossiants. I have decided it is chocolate crossiants. You voted for crossiants knowing all the information you needed. My recipe for crossiants will ensure we are all strong and stable. I am dedicated to providing Westminster MNetters with crossiants. British cross-eye-ants are for British people delivering a stable economy that will provide savings to the NHS. These savings come from killing off poor people

I voted for croissants expecting pancakes to win. When I voted i was happy with a plain croissant but seeing as I've won i demand almond croissants, ham and cheese croissants and croissants with apricot jam. And it's your job to supply them, no matter how difficult, otherwise you are just a pancakester who can't accept democracy and is trying to subvert my right to croissants.

I am going to sit and wait for my croissants and carp from the sidelines because I'm a winner and bear no responsibility for the delivery of croissants.

From a Brexity source

Jonathan isaby @ isaby
Tory MPs are not for nothing known as the most duplicitous electorate in Christendom. But for what it’s worth, when voting closes at 8pm my guesstimate is that Theresa May will have secured the support of around 170-195 colleagues, with 122-147 against her.

But I voted for almond crossiants. Ethically sourced, organic almonds, of course, along with all the other ingredients. Those are the croissants all us Crossiteers voted for.

Crossiants are too French. Doughnuts. We need doughnuts.

Doughnuts? I never said doughnuts. That wouldnt be British enough.

Staffordshire Oatcakes.

Christopher Hope@christopherhope
I have spoken to four informed MPs tonight wandering around the House of Commons. They all said 100 MPs to 120 MPs to vote against Theresa May tonight. Enough to damage her severely going into the EU talks tomorrow. Result in an hour's time. #toryleadership

Doughnuts are too american. We need slightly stale scones with weak tea in an overpriced cafe where everyone eats the scones whilst complaining they are stale, but no one actually ever tells the waitress the scones are no good.

Oh and the butter comes in.those tiny pats and is rock hard and impossible to spread on your scone.

No I say we need donuts, we can do a fantastic trade deal with the US and have super donuts. Unlabelled, gm modified, full of preservatives donuts.
It will only cost us the NHS, a bargain.

Lardy cake. That's very British isn't it?

Michael Crick @michaellcrick
George Freeman and Desmond Dwayne both arrive to vote. It looks like almost everyone has now voted.

Let the counting begin!

I always supported croissants, I support hazard's croissant decisions and feel everyone needs to get behind her now. This is no time for infighting or we will all get stuck with poached eggs! (Can we have a secret ballot about whether we like hazard?)

Laura Kuenssberg @bbclaurak
One minister 'I'd like to punch the ERG in the face - this is our moment to show that they are NOT the Tory party' - their challenge to PM seems to have failed, but they still certainly have numbers to carry on blocking her in Parliament

No mincing of words there then...

If I can't have Staffordshire Oatcakes I'm boycotting Westminstenders forever.

No: Scones, and we then have an argument as to whether they are scones with the o pronounced as in long, or scones to rhyme with phone and whether you put the jam or the clotted cream on first, and meanwhile the tea is getting cold and the cafe is going to close in 5 minutes and chuck you out anyway.

Pippa Crerar @pippacrerar
Defence secretary @GavinWilliamson casts what appears to be the last vote. “I think I’ll vote for the prime minister," he tells reporters. Let the counting begin.

Gavin wants to be the next PM. Gavin seems to be doing a lot of work. Gavin is last to vote. Hmmm.

Long scone.

We are leading the world again and paving the way with crossiants. These are pronouced cross-eye-ants. Not French crossiants but British crossiants.

You should have said earlier if you didn't want crossiants at day end. I had Greek salad means Greek salad because healthy means healthy. Then for tea I had pizza means pizza. I didn't have pasta because me and DP decided against pasta and obviously homemade pizza meant homemade pizza.

But essentially crossiants means crossiants and I did deliver and scoffed

Toast. Just toast.

Hazard I do not believe you have offered to go back and check your Delia Smith for clarification. Croissant ps in my book always include cherries. I think if you go back and check you will see that I am right.

Go back to DS and ask again, if necessary she can write a new cook book specially for me.