red Total chaos increases the faint hope of a caretaker PM - yes, I include May in that category -
desperately jabbing the Emergency STOP Button and Remain
Also increases the chance that the E27 would agree, to avoid a basket case neighbour with nukes
Final hours on the UKTitanic:
. No-one on the bridge, the officers all in the wardroom, snoozing, boozing & squabbling amongst themselves.
. First Class passengers have already taken all the lifeboats, packed with their valuables.
. Second Class are all in their cabins watching Love Island.
. Third Class are locked down below, scavenging for rats to cook
. In the engine room, the Brexit Media is stoking the boilers to bursting point.
No-one manning the wireless office.
A desperate voice crackles over the airwaves:
"Attention! Ici Barnier! Tourner a gauche, ou tourner à droit - for Gawd's sake !!!"