'The Brexit Arms' is now open. Friendly cosy pub with log fire for leavers & remainers to chat & ponder life, the universe, & Brexit.

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You are all most welcome

Battery tea lights sound joyously hyacinth

They have the tremendous advantage of not being constantly blown out by the breeze, necessitating eternal vigilance with a box of matches or else wondering why nobody has knocked on the door all night (and an unused bucket of revolting sweets).

Rufus my mental image you have given me, of blowing a pumpkin (with balloon inside) is quite a thing.

Superb
All we need to know is if he voted brexit

Then I might cave

We do candles in brown paper bags

You would be disappointed winchetser

He spent the last 5 plus years saying he hated the EU and we would be better off out of it

And then voted remain

How the hell did i misspell winchester

No I'm pleased we do rigorous intellectual testing before we allow anyone to vote out

Oh hello I've spent ages following Bear through the revolving door can I buy a round

More gin for me please Infinite.

Ok I'm genuinely out.

Two fingers you're just fucking rude and resorting to making up shite when you started being shitty is exactly why I BA on these threads.

cba not BA before I get accused of something else

Thanks Winchester have hasted thither and am going to catch up

WinchesterWoman Sun 30-Oct-16 18:26:30
crying with laughter at your list, thank you yes I am a thicko leaver so please don't degrade me further by picking up on my poor grammar and spelling mistakes, I admit it - I am thick

how many people are confident the EU will negotiAte normally and without a Luxembourg size chip on the shoulder? Frank Field, ( the racist bigot Labour MP) had a wonderful piece in the Times, short, saying, we need people right now - creating links with business abroad to make sure they put pressure on their own governments NOT to punish us.

He made an excellent point about how Churchill turned the government into a War one, put it on a war footing to soley win the war, and we need that now, we need all of us - to pull together to get us through.

TBH I am sure this is already happening behind closed doors, but of course, there is a gulf here between the politics and economics, we must apply much pressure to bridge that divide.

One German figure who previously said normal trade deAls would be possible is now saying no: even though that would be at the expense of the German car industry and thousands offer man jobs, which he acknowledged

This is an interesting point isn't it - when Desutche bank is in dire straights no?? Merkels position is becoming un tenable, I cant see the German people standing for much more pain for the sake of this EU Ideology......can you???

I like bungalows I wil probably end up in one but I have to say - I loathe bergonias, sorry - I think they are horrid.

Autumn! have some peanuts and cocoa

I'll see you in the morning, another day nearer to A50!

The door creaks open, check out the carpet - no signs of blood so casually saunter up to the bar and ask for a double Glenmorangie. Nice one Surfer just what this Board needs

I'm semi retired and I love my bungalow living the Brexiteer dream 💟 and its somewhat preposterous to think that Germany will block trade deals to its economic disadvantage to punish the UK as Autumn says they have enough financial woes already. Can I propose a dartboard with a picture of Tony Blair?

Perfect it goes in the corner next to the pool table with junckers face on all the balls

What will Hammond do?

I'm coming in mainly for the Tony Blair dartboard & Juncker pool balls

I'll have a bottle of corona & will probably bugger off out to the smoking terrace quite a lot!

its somewhat preposterous to think that Germany will block trade deals to its economic disadvantage to punish the UK as Autumn says they have enough financial woes already

Given that it is somewhat preposterous does it not occur to you that it's not actually true.

Oh ffs...tweedle dee and his chum.
What's the brexiter's dream? Just interested because no one I know what knows brexit actually looks like. Neither does the Gov't by the sounds of things.

Sashays in, takes dramatic draw on a cruella deville vape pipe, and blows a bulldog shaped cloud, weeing on an eu flag cloud.
Clicks fingers, a tray with a dry martini is brought to me.

farts loudly and ruins my carefully planned entrance

Oi, less of the clicking fingers - its self service here (as I discovered after waiting for over an hour for my drink last night - practically died of thirst).

Still I managed to shoot a couple of appropriately aimed darts at the war criminal Blair dart board. Looking forward to bashing Junker's balls about on the pool table later

Good to see you both, & hi Mango! loving the dart board. Hope we're using this picture.

Storm - one barman wasn't up to the job (he pulled a lousy pint) so he's been given the heave ho, the other is still on his probationary period .

Perfect Surfer, perfect photo of Blair. Whose got Junckers balls