We truly are Schrödinger's Post-Factual Kingdom now.
The Leave voters are simultaneously the triumphant majority who deserve adulation, and the cowering masses utterly oppressed and terrorised by unkind comments of the minority. And, by the way, the bruising of feelings by angry and shocked words is exactly equivalent (no! worse!) than the actuality of throwing the country (and the world economy) into chaos
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The Leave majority must constantly remind Remain that they are the insignificant minority who have been vanquished, and yet Remain voters have such a power that their negative attitudes alone could set the Good Ship Titanic New Britain astray from its course.
Leave voters collectively know better than the government who wanted us to Remain, and yet they expected the same know-nothing government to actually sort out that complicated Leaving business for them. (See also Experts).
People who are upset by what's happened to this country and feel unwelcome should shut up and fuck off elsewhere instead of making up untruths about being abused, and yet they should stay and apply their effort and skills towards our glorious future.
£9 billion per year being paid to the EU is an outrageous sum being stolen from the people, but £8 billion lost to shareholders (that's us, folks) in one morning from RBS crash alone is insignificant. In fact, "nothing has happened".
The UK simultaneously has the greatest, bravest and most wonderful people on earth (well, as long as they're not of foreign origin), and yet is being brutally crushed and robbed, held back from its golden potential, by a bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys using the power of, um, stern words.
Leaving is a powerful and positive action to free us from undemocratic oppression, and yet we are going to take our sweet time and nobody can make us leave.
And never forget, nothing is happening and if anything does happen, it's not ever ever ever because of Brexit
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