The weather is on the side of the people

[claig]

Chucking it down in the East of England. Storms last night. Senior Remain campaigners phoning in minute by minute weather updates to Brussels. To say there is despair among the elite is to do the English language injustice.

Brexiters were out in force, soaked to the skin, some were being carried to the polling booths. As we said "good morning" to each other, there were mentions of "Independence Day" with laughs and winks.

Some Brexiters looked to the Heavens as they chucked down rain upon us and smiled. The Heavens were on our side.

AugustaFinkNottle

I can totally see Farage on strictly!

I'm sure he'd be good on Love Island too.

Strictly Come Nigel
(for Squoosh)

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www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-referendum-poll-brexit-remain-vote-leave-live-latest-who-will-win-results-populus-a7097261.html

Last poll shows remain with a 10 point lead.

How you doing Claig?

I'm sure he'd be good on Love Island too.

frankunderwood -
'All of the exit polls are showing that there is literally a % point between the leave and remain votes. So with it being that close, if the final result was leave by that margin, would politicians heed the result?'

Good point.

I'm not even going to think about Love Island with Nige

'Last poll shows remain with a 10 point lead.'

Not the old 55%-45% trick, is it? What do they take us for?

"Don't panic Mr Mainwaring"

It ain't over until Boris sings

Yes, no need for a graphic on that one Mango! Seeing Nigel's bum bouncing up and down beneath the sheets is not something anyone should suffer!

I agree Frankunderwood.

Scary both ways but I want change.

Brexiters were out in force, soaked to the skin, some were being carried to the polling booths

This made me laugh , I do believe leavers on the whole more passionate and will brave anything to get in. Can someone explain " Pencil Panic" to me please?

This thread has made me proper laugh today!

My favourite EU thread of all

MANGO NO. STOP.

I need a strong draught of brain bleach after that.

This picture from the Guardian raised a smile. Axel Scheffler's contribution:

www.theguardian.com/politics/picture/2016/jun/23/theres-no-such-thing-as-a-brusselo

Brexiters were out in force, soaked to the skin, some were being carried to the polling booths

I thought the last bit of that sentence was referring to all the elderly who supposed to be voting for Brexit (except for Sheila Hancock of course )

Oh come on Nige on Love Island seducing some girl 30 years younger than him would be brilliant!

I really like that velvet collar Jacket.
What I find questionable are the other jackets and suits, never look quite right.

I think Nige on Take Me Out would be good....no likey, no lighty!

Imagine a date with Nige. He'd buy you a half pint (a lady should never drink pints), give you a fag and say something like 'phwoar you don't get many of them to the pound' when you took your jacket off.

I think he'd take you to a bar with a piano, and attempt to seduce you by launching into an impromptu version of "I've got a lavvelry bunch of coconuts". With back up from Chas'n'Dave.

Haha!
Obvs pounds, not kilos though

Lovely sunny day for a Brexit. On my way to the polling station I met Chicken Licken, who was cheeping something about the sky falling in. I guess we'll find out tomorrow ...

It's not a trick, it's simple statistics.Is that too hard for you to understand?

Also, I just KNOW if Remain win all the brexit folk will shout "FIX" because they just can't accept the majority didn't want to leave.

I'd love to go on a group date with Nige and you lot!

Whisky, this is the fun thread