Sexual technics

[EvansMr]

share your sexual secrets
I lay her on her back with me on my side and flick the bean while goin at it like a jack hammer
seems to work every time

is there any technics you would like to share?

bump. Just because I can, and it STILL makes me laugh til I fall over.

Hows life Mr Evans, missing you.

O I love when people bump this

Both of you laying on you side top to tail in 69 formation so he can suck your cock while you suck his. Or am I missing something?

I think I may have been EvansMrs. will pop off and check my name list.

I'm still married to EvansMr and still ver uch satisfied with my bean flicking I'll have you know.

This is brilliant!

This thread has made me laugh so hard. I first saw it months ago and still cant resist returning every few months just to see the new comments.
If it was meant as a joke - genius
If it was genuine - hilarious

How have I never seen this thread before? Highlight of my Mumsnet career thus far.

Bumping the thread so my friend can read it.

no no hands off. this is my all time favourite thread. some links are dead.

but lego is kickin

EvansMrs if it ever goes wrong with er indoors.....

fuck off

this is funny as fuck..... OP must be a virgin, no question about it.......... lego sex .... brilliant

Academics studying flicking the bean

Bump. Just because this is the best thread.I wonder if Mr Evans has left school yet?

Sex? I thought this was a Hi Fi review....

Oh thank you, I do so love this thread. How I wish EvansMr would come back and entertain me some more...

I just popped in here to see what dads talk about and this assualuted my innocent eyes haha

Ah the jackhammer... Does Mr E go to the tool academy by any chance?

Ha ha the technics thread. Always good for giggle.

Ahhhh the first two pages had me choking ! F*ing Brilliant !!!

Surely this guy just wanted to get off on reading about other peoples' sex. There are websites devoted to that but I guess they may not be free...For a good laugh it ranks alongside the supersoakers thread!

I should have known, but couldn't resist having a peek! This is simply hilarious.

To be fair to the lad, it seems a pretty sensible technique.

Slightly odd that he calls his laptop "her", but at least he's not going to drop it halfway through and damage it. He's clearly learnt that balancing it on his knees while locked in the bog is a recipe for disaster.

Safety first - good work.