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Sexual technics

303 replies

EvansMr · 15/06/2008 20:43

share your sexual secrets
I lay her on her back with me on my side and flick the bean while goin at it like a jack hammer
seems to work every time

is there any technics you would like to share?

OP posts:
BoneyBackJefferson · 07/06/2016 06:30

Hi Pan, Its good to see you about.

StrictlyPan · 28/10/2016 11:18

My new sexual technic: Hope.

Grin
Toadinthehole · 14/03/2017 09:17

Has it died yet?

HaveAWeeNap · 31/08/2017 17:42

Nope. Still clinging onto life.

Pannnn · 01/09/2017 22:55

Just....

BaronessBomburst · 06/09/2017 18:06
BoneyBackJefferson · 22/10/2017 22:44

And the thread is back where it belongs at the top.

Preens, sits pours brandy.

Cockmagic · 22/10/2017 22:46

Be careful with that awesome "techic"

You might pop her!

Toadinthehole · 17/02/2018 01:52

Shouldn't that be "on the top"?

BaronessBomburst · 30/03/2018 23:20

Anyone? No?

MrPan · 12/04/2018 14:45

So that's about 26 posts per year.

#Icannaeholdhercaptain

LewisSTV · 06/06/2018 11:54

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Catherineann107 · 29/06/2018 09:05

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TomPinch · 20/07/2018 08:51

Those sexual technics must have been a bit too blue for Dadsnet.

InfiniteVariety · 27/10/2018 14:56

I live in a village called Newport and have a very respectable elderly neighbour called Mr Evans Shock who looks as if he's never flicked a bean in his life and has no working knowledge of jackhammers either

EduCated · 29/10/2018 11:20

This thread resurfacing every so often is like bumping into an old friend.

10 years. 10 jackhammering years.

TomPinch · 27/12/2018 07:02

Nothing like bump 'n grind with an old friend.

BaronessBomburst · 07/04/2019 00:39

And welcome to 2019!

MrPan · 23/04/2019 22:26

That's been 7 posts in one year.

Steady.

MrPan · 04/06/2019 11:45

Biscuits for lunch. No beans.

BoneyBackJefferson · 27/09/2019 17:58

That was lucky, this had almost dropped off the page.

Baldcrusader · 13/10/2019 09:11

Sexual technics? On here it's people moaning about only getting a seven inch when they were after the twelve inch.

BoneyBackJefferson · 16/10/2019 20:16

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Sexual technics
Biddie191 · 08/11/2019 12:20

I'm just hoping that this isn't the Mr Evans from Newport that I came across in the feed merchants.....

StanleySteamer · 09/11/2019 15:39

Sounds like a variation on the Maryln Monroe position. (See calendar)