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Sexual technics

310 replies

EvansMr · 15/06/2008 20:43

share your sexual secrets
I lay her on her back with me on my side and flick the bean while goin at it like a jack hammer
seems to work every time

is there any technics you would like to share?

OP posts:
StarlightMcKenzie · 11/04/2013 08:00

'wonder what young MrEvans is up to these days'

He got his GCSE in English and read a marketing book to develop his career further.

middleclassdystopia · 28/08/2013 20:26

Ah this makes me laugh every time...

ItsOkayItsJustMyBreath · 05/09/2013 19:31

This thread has made my night Grin

FWIW, XP's favourite position was the perpendicular one and I am a bit Hmm as to EvansMr's RL identity now, seeing as XP was an incredible twat.

Locketjuice · 06/11/2013 22:52

GrinGrinGrinGrin

LilithSternin · 06/12/2013 16:25

How have I never seen this thread before?!?!

NewName123 · 07/12/2013 13:28

ha ha never been (bean) on Dadsnet before, it is fun over here!

MonkeysInTheFog · 07/12/2013 13:58

This is clearly one of those "you had to be there" threads.

I'm wading through all the "PMSL" and "ROFL" and "OMG this is s FUNNY" remarks and just going Hmm

PanIsNotAButterfly · 18/10/2014 16:06

Nope, this thread will never, ever die.

OliviaBlue · 04/11/2014 01:19

How guys kiss is important - I would never have gotten married if he'd been a bad kisser.

I went out with a guy in college briefly (thankfully) who kissed me by sticking his very rigid tongue in my mouth and wiggling it side to side rapidly & forcefully. It was disgusting. He also turned out to be exceptionally bad in bed. Imagine a jackhammer, but one that was confident in his abilities despite my facial expression.

misterduffy · 01/12/2014 16:58

It won't die as long as newcomers like me come along and have a laugh at the boy who walked into the lion's den! very nice lions of course though...

Tobyjugg · 02/12/2014 22:59

Another newbie here. Brilliant!

DeePancrisPandevenistaken · 24/12/2014 13:39

Merry Christmas Mr Evans. IF you are still reading.Grin

30somethingm · 24/12/2014 23:18

I hope you have a wonderful, vibrant Christmas Mr Evans and that you have addressed your technical issues

PrettyInPinkPan · 24/05/2015 11:51

For posterity...first post of the New Year.

Pitarou · 15/06/2015 02:44

We're 40, so if we're going to have a second kid it has to be SOON.

Our techniques is as follows:

  1. Check that the baby is asleep.
  2. Crack open the lube.
  3. Get it over and done with as quickly as possible, before she wakes up.
BitOfFun · 15/06/2015 03:03

I sincerely hope that 3) is referring to the baby and not your wife...

Pitarou · 15/06/2015 16:34

I should report you for that, BitOfFun. Grin

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 15/06/2015 16:35

Still one of my favourite threads ever. How did this not end up in classics?

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 15/06/2015 16:36

Do you think the op's gone through puberty by now?

VoyageOfDad · 16/06/2015 16:11

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

LisbethSalandersPan · 17/10/2015 23:13

Dadsnet at it's slowest finest.

OnYerBikePan · 05/06/2016 08:52
BoneyBackJefferson · 06/06/2016 18:42

ramping up the speed :)

OnYerBikePan · 06/06/2016 22:42

Hi BBJ hope all is well with you?

Scoopmuckdizzy · 06/06/2016 22:47

All the best ones are from Newport...

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