Press Conference today Friday 15th Jan

[SophieB100]

The main man will be on stage around 5 pm.
Backing vocals provided by Whitty and Valance!

Enjoy

Who's on drums?

I had an image of Robert Palmer doing Addicted to Love there

What's on today's playlist?

Is anything new being trailed in the usual places?

Who's on drums?

Boris.
Banging his fist - "Stay Home" - thump. "Jabs in arms" - thump thump.
"R Rate going in the right direction" - thump, thump, thump". And repeat.

Getting the glow sticks primed. Woop woop.

Was this planned do you know?

Don't know if it was planned, just came up on BBC news feed.

"Alas, its all gone tits up!!"

What now.

Probably about the 2 Brazilian variants

I'll be ready with the at 5 for Whitty

Following the science

Next slide please.

We are at a crucial moment

These are on daily now aren’t they?

Oh bollocks what now?

This was already scheduled, wasn't it? So no cause for alarm - probably!

@DayBath

Oh bollocks what now?

Don't worry. 5pm is always the waffly good news one. It's the 8pms we have to worry about.

Wow!

Speculates wildly

Panics

Speculates wildly

Oh, was that it?

No, they haven't been on daily, the last one was earlier in the week with Patel.

Boris Buzzword Bingo

Alack

Alas

Etc etc

What else does he say?🤷🏼‍♀️

Next slide please

ACT LIKE YOU HAVE COVID-19!!!

and throughly enjoy your last days on earth.

@SophieB100

Who's on drums?

Boris.
Banging his fist - "Stay Home" - thump. "Jabs in arms" - thump thump.
"R Rate going in the right direction" - thump, thump, thump". And repeat.

Is there not a Tik Tok dance yet?

🔝Sorry for the dark humour🔝