Press conference this evening

[bathsh3ba]

Do we think this will be a vaccine update, a change to rules or just waffle?

Toot toot!

Love the bugle talk

beginning of end - Churchill
hurdle
40million doses ordered divide by 2
will take advice on who to give scientific advice
early days distance bugle over hill... some way off
..slacken resolve -alas -

Late again. Mrs Thatcher would never have stood for such lateness, apparently, one of the few things about her I agreed with.

Johnson doesn't want us to get too excited about vaccine.

I wasn't expecting bugles and tooting to feature 😂😂😂

Toot of the bugle

I have no wish to see a military figure at a political podium in this country. Don't care what the excuse is.

New Boris word - vacSEEN

Chap in camo next to a PM: always a sign of something big🤔😉

Toot toot...WTF 😳

drive disease down in liverpool thank you army & liverpool
(nice eye candy army!)
arrows

"Get yourself along to a testing centre and stand in the rain and the cold in a queue" Which you will only be able to do if you have no other health problems.

It sounds like Gilbert and Sullivan to me [shows age]

Tooting, bugles and the army flanking.

Fuck off, Johnson, you insane arsehole.

I have no wish to see a military figure at a political podium in this country.

Would have thought that as the purpose of their presence is logistics rather than warfare you should be pleased.

Quivers, arrows and bugles

arrows & quivers now. Hope nobody's drinking to war/fighting references.

(joking not really!)

Stay Home, Save the NHS, Save Lives

A Stitch In Time Saves Nine

Toot Of The Bugle

I think we're running out of snappy catch phrases, though I think this last one may be a grower not a shower. I bet it goes great to music.

Shouldn't the Brigadeer be doing a dance with a cane and a bowler hat?

@herecomesthsun

It sounds like Gilbert and Sullivan to me [shows age]

Good call!

Toot toot

Can't wait til the virus is "back in its box" and we don't have to listen to this crap anymore