Press conference this evening

[bathsh3ba]

Do we think this will be a vaccine update, a change to rules or just waffle?

This is sounding very realistic (hearteningly so). I am still inclined to open a bottle of something nice tonight

I wonder if Boris looks to his right and gets flashbacks to his service in WWI?

They’ll be released the day before...

I don't know if it's changed but 2 week isolation before going home was being put forwards as a suggestion for managing it.

Bet the CMO xmas parties are a hoot once they aren't in front of the cameras.

I'm a bit hearing impaired and didn't catch the first public question. Not did the subtitler!

All I heard was the answer.

The proof is not in the pudding.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

They won't give up on controlling our lives easily will they?

*left 😂

Weapons

More sport mentioning

@Madcats

The trouble is, when I see a brigadier and a PM at podiums, I keep getting flashbacks to old Dr Who storylines.

I'd be ridiculously happy if they can sort university testing by next term.

😆

Don't get your hopes up.
Stay depressed.

@calamityjam OMG Penfold! 'Xactly!!!

Like his suit tonight mind.

I bet none of em touch the buffet at the chief medical officer office Christmas party

3 scientific tool, does he mean JVT, Whitty and Vallance?

@PurpleDaisies

The proof is not in the pudding. The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

Yes. Get it right.

Enthusiasm? Where?

Why hasn't the Brigadier got a brigadier's stick? He may as well turn this into a Punch and Judy show because it bloody looks and sounds like one.

I think Boris is working up to "Hands Face Space"

He’s blustering

I’m understanding very clearly now why Churchill got voted out after the war. People just have enough of gloom and want a new , positive leader. Roll on next election.

Hand Feet and Boompsadaisy

A vote for "Control the Virus and Save Christmas"

Slam Dunk

home run, slam dunk, shot in the back of the net

Slam dunk ! What is Boris on?