I'm glad I'm not grant shapps

[StealthPolarBear]

Eek

Who’s doing it today?

Not sure we know yet - place your bets!
Jenrivk? Patel? Williamson?

Obviously it won't be Johnson

Rumour has it that its none other than..

Robert Jenrick

Y'know, the one who travelled 150 miles from his London property, where he stayed at the start of the lockdown, to his Herefordshire home.

Oh the irony!

And may or may not have been to his third residence in his constituency of Newark, Nottinghamshire.

Patel wasn't willing to do more than a retweet on what someone else had said yesterday, before the Mirror and the Guardian released part 2.

She will not get out of bed to ďo this briefing for less than begging.

True and she did Fridays.

Robert J is a good guess. I’m going the culture secretary Oliver Dowden.

In fact, Priti must have spent yesterday alternating between congratulating herself that she didn't cave to pressure and comment in her own words and kicking herself that she retweeted at all.

Johnson is doing it
I thought he was a bit like the gruffalo

The Conservative party cabinet must have discovered the power of collective bargaining and formed an impromptu union.

Boris! On TV! On a Sunday!

No way!!!!

Boris!!

Johnson eh? Blimey!

Boris will wriggle out of it no doubt.
Hoping people are out and about and won't be tuning in...

We will probably not understand his waffle!

If anyone has forgotten just who he is, he's the prime minister. Messy hair. Waffles a lot. You'll probably remember when you see him.

I always feel for the bsl interpreter trying to make sense of Boris’ train of thought, with its knights move thinking, random statements in foreign languages and bizarre use of metaphor.

Oh aye he suis un berliner

Oh bloody hell
"about to be incapacitated"
"no alternatives"
FFFFFFS

Oh wow. I didn't think he'd come down this strongly. I think he's about to nominate him for a knighthood.

You heard it here from Johnson. Cummings followed his parental instincts, and if you did not do the same, you're lacking as a parent compared to Cummings.

Right in off to see my parents very soon, and the in laws if they want. Clearly we have to use our common sense.

Early years was never mentioned before was it

No more than I expected. Johnson can't survive without Cummings so...if you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it etc etc...