I'm glad I'm not grant shapps

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Eek

So according to shit article they were both so ill, yet were well enough to pack, pack up the car and drive 260+ miles.

I call utter bullshit. They went because they wanted too, and maybe they were fed up off looking after their own child. Their was no reason from them to go anywhere.

He won't resign anymore then Boris will sack him. They are both the same selfish idiots who will so whats best for themselves and sod the rest of the country.

Shapps has moved on to BBC now, he seems to be a bit more prepared this time with a copy of the guidance to hand

Grant Shapps is definitely taking one for the team this weekend!

If he is more prepared, it's not helping...

He's squirming now! 😂

This is utterly painful.

Andrew Marr: we will talk about transport another day, but for now we're out of time

That was awful. Like watching a small child trying to lie their way out of something. I'm so angry about this.

I'm so angry he's not been sacked as much because of how this is wasting so much of ministers' time as because of what he's actually done.

Talk about eroding what trust anybody might have had left in any of these as individuals.

They think we're all fools

To be fair, they've got away with lying to the public for the last ten or so years, so you can see how they might have become blasé

True

Where IS Boris ?

On his holiday apparently, still recovering and being a Good Dad.
It's not like works busy at the moment or he has any other responsibilities.

Really ? Surely not, on holiday where ?

Probably the south of France or Disney land. I had assumed we weren't allowed to take holidays but maybe we've all misunderstood that as well.

Of course silly me

Boris has been told to do all the nappies and night feeds by Carrie who is on strike after the papers printed that, yes, Boris had been unfaithful to her.

All I gathered from the Shapps interview was that Dominic Cummings dad made a call to Durham police about security.
Maybe they saw people snooping around?

I'm pleased I'm not Grant Shapps as well.
His boss doesn't like him very much is pretty clear.

He's now with Sophie Ridge. God he is a glutton for punishment.

And he is still banging on about the new roads

Sophie is a sweetie.
I can't watch it atm but she is normally so nice.

This would be me if I was scheduled to do the press briefing today

All I gathered from the Shapps interview was that Dominic Cummings dad made a call to Durham police about security.
Maybe they saw people snooping around?

Apparantly there was a strange person seen dancing to Abba in his garden.

Blackadder for PM with Baldrick as his special advisor.
It honestly couldn't be any worse than what we've got and we'd all eat a lot more turnips.

Well this briefing is going to be interesting. Getting closer.