Coronavirus Briefing Bingo

[MockersxxxxxxxSocialDistancing]

Hancock has said "We have been very clear" twice. If he says it again, I'm going to shout "House!"

Also looking out for 'Guided by the science' and 'The PM is working hard...'

Any more?

Anyways hopefully spoons will open up soon and the covidiots will get a chance to partake in a social Darwinian experiment, whilst toasting Tim, Boris and Nigel and gotting Brexit done.

‘Alpine passes’, he’s wishing he were on the slopes.

I bet mr spoons man will try to open next Friday for the VE Day bank holiday.
I bet he'll give it a go at least. Even though itll be just another day for most people of worry.

This afternoon's update should have begun with Boris shoving a swab up the nose of Chris Witty as he counts "99,999, 100,000!"

WE GOT TESTING DONE !

Vera, 😀
Oh yes. ' got testing done' 👍

Tunnels and mountains and sunlit plains., He makes coronavirus sound like bloody Austria!

High on a hill with an only goat turd.

Mockers, 😁

Hancock today. May be a short delay while he goes around forcibly shoving cotton buds up the noses of random strangers to get to 100k.

My money's on a 100,00 capacity as if that was the target all along. With a side order of global shortages as an excuse garnish. Happy to be proved wrong though.

Working Day and Night - Strike One

Hey everyone! They did it on the testing.
I'm actually pleased that Tigger managed it : going soft in my old age!

Well he was hardly going to show his face on a bank holiday weekend if he hadn't made his own made-up target.

Yes, it's great news that the Coronavirus crisis is now solved because a wholly arbitrary target has been exceeded by fiddling numbers. We are so lucky to have such leaders.

Night and day

It's sad that's it good news about a situation that is killing so many people.
Bit of a pop at the media there I feel. Give me solutions not problems!
Do All the men in the world own a blue suit? Nearly everyone , apart from Boris, has one!
I'm sure m and s are giving them away..

Keep R down.

Slogan repeat

No Whitty today? 👎

Hancock is going to hold your R down.

(Aren't Track and Trace two of Sarah Palin's kids?)

how do you lot see the powerpoints? I watch via Guardian website's livestream on you tube and don't get to see any charts or anything that way....

Ok I need to say this somewhere. My son is very unwell and has missed loads of school, education, teenage stuff due to mental health (from age 13, very severe).

I'm so gutted they've reopened fertility treatment and said nothing about mental health. I'd really like them to take care of kids already here.

I know I'm a bitter cow. I'm just so upset.

I watch on the National Broadcster - Sky

Noeuf - sorry to hear about your son and the problems he has faced. Chris Whitty answered a question right at the end of yesterday's briefing about mental health.

Ah I don't have Sky...

@Noeuf Mental Health was mentioned Monday as one of the key ones to open along with Cancer wards.