Coronavirus Briefing Bingo

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Hancock has said "We have been very clear" twice. If he says it again, I'm going to shout "House!"

Also looking out for 'Guided by the science' and 'The PM is working hard...'

Any more?

They arent going to do anything tomorrow. Another three weeks....

I was previously working in a retail premises. This lockdown didnt really affect me. I was getting in the car, driving to work and mixing with people (essential worker btw) now working at home it definitely does feel different. Only place I go out to is the local supermarket a few times a week. Need a cut and blow dry, a facial, and a nice dinner out with the family.

AlecTrevelyan006

Unprecedented

mildly depressed before this slightly more depressed now. Matty seems to do chirpy and lifts my mood in some bizarre way.

The R below 1,

This is a woeful performance by Johnson, full of his trade marked bluster, waffle, bizarre lexicon, and, well, just looking like a shambles of someone making it up as he goes along.

I'm rather shocked at how awful this is.

Peston ruins an initially good question with his characteristic verbal incontinence.

Peston and Johnson having a verbal incontinence off.

I reckon Johnson gets it by a whisker.

Johnson's just waffling now like naut said awful.

Right thing at the right time

'To be clear'

We are learning lessons every day.

Port Morseby is the capital of Papua-New Guinea
A metal is an element that conducts electricity at absolute zero.
The angles of a triangle add up to 180 degrees on a flat plane

Scientists have come up with save Boris key metrics....

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Chris witty is so erudite.

'Let's be absolutely clear'

This is a woeful performance by Johnson, full of his trade marked bluster, waffle, bizarre lexicon, and, well, just looking like a shambles of someone making it up as he goes along. I'm rather shocked at how awful this is

@nauticant, I agree! I thought Boris was supposedly a good public speaker but his colleagues during his absence have really shown him up. This is actually painful to watch.

'Driving down the R' is the new catch phrase

Could have been 500,000 deaths is the new normal.

Next week, next week, next week .... it’s going to be a busy week.

'Driving down the R'......I sang that in my head to the tune of 'guided by the light'

It's driving me up the wall let alone driving down !

Or was it 'blinded'?

Agree with 80s Chris Whitty is very good.

But the highest death rate in Europe - good job we left then ....