Fuck the pasta.
What genuinely baffles me is the elephant in the room: THE TOILET PAPER. I mean.. What's with this? Is it purely British/Australian thing? Just WHY????
Back in my home country, people also panicked after the first confirmed case. They panic-bought food, the usual stuff: pasta, rice, tins, jars, things for freezer, etc. Food. Yep, loo roll too, but a normal/regular amount. Ok, I'm not a worrier, but at least I can see logic in that. Let's say, we have a typical family of four: mummy, daddy, 2 kids - 4 people. Let's take a standard diet of 3xmeals/day+some snacks+drinks (tea/coffee/whatever). What is the self-isolation, 2 weeks? Well, 4 people eating 3xday+snacks for 2 weeks - that would be a considerable amount of food. Plus people probably bought a bit more, just in case.
Now the bog roll. I don't have a family of 4, so don't know how much loo roll they'd use per week. 7 rolls? Ok, let's be generous and say 9. So two 9 roll packages per 2 weeks. Let's add 2 more just in case - so, 4 packages.
So what the fuck is going on with people dragging huge trolleys with the mountains of stuff? I went to a big tesco on Saturday and saw this with my own eyes. Empty loo roll shelves and people dragging seriously ridiculous amount of the stuff. I saw a couple, both with trolleys with mountained loo roll.
I don't actually really care and not concerned that they buy it. They can spend their money on whatever they want, imo. But I just don't understand - WHY???? What will they do with it, eat it? Where do they store it, given the fact that very many of British houses are absolutely tiny? So so odd.