Throw your contraception in the bin and your legs in the air! JS II

[frakkit]

The 'rules'

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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The list (if you haven't posted since the last one you've been scrubbed - you're welcome to come back though)

Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Frakkit ? JS
BrassicaBabe - JS
takethatlady - JS
vallinnapod - JS
Gormers ? JS
Pipistrello - JS
MrsWajs - JS
RedNinaBlue ? JS
alien82 - JS
takingtheplunge - JS
almostknockedupgirl - JS
cowboylover - JS
swizzlestar - JS
HarderToKidnap - JS
Miffles - JS
milanomum - JS
fyimate - JS
lovemylulu - JS
haplesshippy - JS
Halliegirl - JS
Williamsmummy1986 - JS
ljg72 - JS
30andMerkin - JS
trixie123 - JS
bringbackwham - JS

I'm sorry if I missed you - please add yourself!

Won't see hubby now until Monday evening - conflicting shifts at work again. So it's happened or it hasn't this month!!

Not sure this month exactly what day I ovulated - does the "testing mentalness monitor" account for if you just don't know??!! I'm sure I could test and kid myself I wasn't a Crazy!

However, if usual regular cycle to be believed, should be due on 11th too, so will join in the July test-fest with any luck!

Welcome to all newbies on the board too, sorry to have not done so earlier - I get a bit lost in the thread sometimes! Great to have you all on board, although for your sakes I hope you don't have toene with us on the board for too long!x

Hellooooo

So I've had 1630 calories today.
Was planning on 1340. But about 900 of those are wine!! I've discovered cauliflower curry. Despite my nn I'm a confirmed meat eater usually! But cauli-curry is really lowfat/cal.

LMAO at poor takethat being drunk on 2 glasses and doing the midnight fridge raid!

I'm testing on 10th July when I'll be 14 DPO. 8 days to go ladies. As you can see I'm either 1) not confident of pg or 2)working on no implantation for a few days and therefore alcohol doesn't make any difference!

Can't muster funny tonight and bloody big pooch (german shep) won't get his head off the keyboard, so I'm heading to let him out and refill my glass.

Laters..x

Wish you all a good weekend ladies!

Very excited my DH is off work now for 6 days and not a shift in site so a very happy lady!!

Doing a bit of house shopping in the morning so may help get us in the baby making mood x

'Allo ladies! Quick illicit post before I go back to being loved up. Ahhh, I love holidays!

Trying, and failing, to stay sane till July 10th. Yesterday morning I had a lovely bit of post-shag bleeding goIng on (sorry if TMI!), so thought, fuckit, bloody typical my first 21 day cycle ever would happen now of all times, so got drunk, and then it's disappeared again. Weird.

So, lesson learnt - back to holiday, and don't try symptom spotting cause I plainly suck at it.

Hope everyone is getting some top quality shagging done! Toodles.

Ah knockedup and brassica you are ladies after my own heart . PMSL at brassica's 900 calories of wine :-). Not sure you should eat too much of the cauliflower curry though! Might be counter-productive!

Back on the shag saddle again after AF. Gotta do it loads this week to counteract DH's trip away the following week. Though we had a party last week it's my birthday tomorrow so I'm reckoning on double shags for that

Went to dinner last night with my clever boss. I was sober for once and she was hammered and yelling out compliments to me and other people across a crowded room with red wine running down her face like bleeding fangs. So happy to wake up hangover-free today!

13 days it is for non-mental testing then. Fingers crossed for all you girls on the 10th! You're nearly there ....

Hope you get shagged out this wknd cowboy!

Loving this thread! I am trying to be a JSer but worried I will fail! I am holding on to a tiny raay of hope after JSing Tuesday and ov'ing Wed. Test day will be 14th July (may try to wait til 17th!).

Nice to see you all!

Hi all-been back home to Glasgow the past week as FIL passed away-all v.emotional, but at least we got to tell him about the new sprog before he went.

7w 3 days today-not been feeling too bad overall. Finally succumbed to temptation & booked private scan for next sat so fingers crossed! 10th aug seems too far away for the 'proper' scan!

If it's any consolation almost I had some light bood/ spotting last time we did it before I got BFP-at thi time I assumed we were being a bit rough with each other (TMI-sorry!).

Enjoy the w/e everyone x.

Well pretty sure AF is here, a tentative start to it, but will know for definite tomorrow i guess.

I had spotting, even what could be classed as bleeding, with DS1 at 4, 8 and 12 weeks, meant lots of scans and checks but think it was my body trying to be regular (for the first time ever, great timing!).

So probably CD1 here, raring to go this cycle

6 days to go until test-fest II! Bovvered?! (secretly am! )

Told DH about IDU removal on Friday and while he did promtly take a wrong turn and drive us in a half hour circle (guess telling him whilst in the car wasn't the best idea), I don't have to run and cancel the appt. So provided nothing happens before then, this time next week, I'll be JS to TTC with the best of you! Yay.

To be a bit dense though, what does BFP stand for please?

Big Fat Positive

Well AF disappeared on me so who knows...expect it will reappear just as i get my hopes up!

It just likes to mess with your head Just

Delly driving round and round a roundabout getting dizzy while DH gets used to the idea of TTC!

Wearing all white to a do today. Just how long can I keep clean I wonder?! At the moment I look like something out of an Ariel advert. (Wonders if white top and white trousers is chav-like )

Brassica very American-4th-of-July outfit! I give you until you eat or drink anything!

Gorgeous sunny day. Off out for a run trying to decide if I have the patience to deal with tourists as running along the river is my favourite route. It does make me homicidal if there are too many people are around!

So today and tomorrow are mostly about keeping myself busy enough to stop thinking about docs appt at 4pm!

VPod there is really no need for boasting, it's pisting down with rain outside my window! And just think getting homicidal at tourists has to be one of the best ways of keeping your mind off of things (she says trying not to think about Friday)...

Brassica hehe, if only it was a round about. he went straight onto the motor way in the wrong direction and hit road works. They'll be lucky if there are any cones still standing on that stretch hehehe

Hmm AF not reappeared yet may start to think about maybe getting hopes up!

CD32 out of 35ish normally....

Hiya all, im a newbie!! Today is my first pill free day!! Yay, ive read the rules and will obey!!! Loving the term pant snot!!

Well AF has arrived, with a vengeance and mother is still here so on the plus side no secret testing for me but on the minus I'm trying to keep cheerful whilst inwardly beating self up for clearly not doing enough JSing last month. I really have been letting the side down

Will catch up properly on Weds, I promise!

Sorry been away a while!

On first non-pill period now, so the real JSing begins now right?! I have been doing a qualification along side a full time job and hubby started a new one so not been much of it recently.

Want to inject some more JSing without hubby thinking I'm using him for baby making hmmm dilemmas of ttc!!!

Still confused by all these cycle day numbers but at least you guys have informed me on the wonder of pant snot!
hee hee

Another nice sunny day.

I've usually got a big thing about going to bed at the same time and not sleeping on the sofa (left over hang ups from bad marriage and divorce), but tonight might be an exception. DH is snoring on the sofa having got drunk at the village show. I think I'm going to leave him here and nip off to bed to enjoy the space for myself.

Here we go, headlong into another week......"

love this thread, can i join in?
My test date is 14th too twowoulddo, but i can't wait that long!!

Well it is crunch week for me... will be testing on Thursday if no AF...
Trying not to get my hopes up
had more than a few drinks at the weekend just in case

So who's testing anytime soon?

no return of AF yet, CD33, pretty sure she's on her way though.

Hello ladies.

My, haven't you all been busy! A new thread and lots of BFPs, congrats allround to the new positives!

I've been lurking rather than posting for a while, kind of spooked myself off this thread, but am trying to get back in the JS'ing saddle - as it were!

Hellooooo! I almost didn't find you all and had mild panic attack and various paranoid thoughts but, phew, here you all are!
I've been away for a bit being far too nice to my in-laws but bring on the shag-fest this week... That is, of course, if I can manage it in 32° heat... urgh (might have to do without the cape)

vannilla hope today's visit is (re)productive

All that talk of brazillians and shag-capes - sounds that this 'group' has a secret dress code

sillybillymummy we can hold each others hands this week! It's going to be aa a looooooong week!