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30s TTC Inc: Rolling out BESH practice across our flagship monthly diffment projects - Blue Sky thinking for a paradigm shift vis-a-vis droids and wooden spoons.

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Muser · 20/06/2010 18:26

We're getting serious this time BESHies. Welcome to the Palace, where the emphasis is on sophistication. Cast your eyes over the plush carpet, admire the oh-so-carefully worn leather armchairs with sidetables and little green lamps. We have the Bonds of the ages as barstaff, waiting to serve martinis and the finest champagne.

To your left you'll see the Pit, which hopefully we won't be needing much. To your right the Cave of Gloom, and straight ahead we have our special space for the 2WOOFL. You'll find beanbags and gym balls there, the walls have been specially painted to allow you to write your symptoms up and wipe them off if they disappear. It's all the rage for Blue Sky thinking these days. And there are donuts and coffee to keep you going as you try to shift that paradigm.

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Ariesgirl · 21/06/2010 22:35

No, you were very clear Meds. I was being facetious as usual.

Here's an interesting parallel thread www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/985689-If-you-hadn-39-t-had-children-what-would-your

Scorpette · 21/06/2010 23:15

I know you were agreeing, Aries! I just wanted to give ma home girl Cunty an added shout-out (she gives you a dead arm if you don't, you know ).

Muser · 22/06/2010 06:57

Morning BESHies.

Firstly, I would like to apologise for the massively dull menkul I have been doing.

Secondly, you were all right and I was wrong.

Thirdly, I fecking heart Clear Blue Digitals.

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maswera · 22/06/2010 07:27

Muse - really???!!!!

We knew it!!

WoopWOOOOOPPPPPP

xxxx

ginhag · 22/06/2010 07:31

MUUUUSE!!!!!!!!

want to know more!!!!! actually not sure there is much more you can say,but still....

WAAAHEEEYYY!!!!!!!

ginhag · 22/06/2010 07:42
Muser · 22/06/2010 07:45

Not much more to say! Woke up at 4.30am this morning desperate for the loo. Tried to resist as wanted to POAS. That wasn't going to work so thought maybe i'd just skip testing. That clearly wasn't going to work either so just went for it.

Waited AGES for the damn thing to say anything. But finally I got a pregnant 1-2 weeks. Am totally made up and nervous. MrM is very nervous.

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ginhag · 22/06/2010 07:54

Yeah we're the same in the gin house! I did a CBD this am as well,about an hour after you! Wanted it to say 2-3 weeks so I knew things were moving forward...it didn't...I think maybe I am slightly mental to expect this to happen like clockwork when I was only 4 weeks either yesterday or Sunday....

Am so fucking pleased for you mate! Fingers crossed for both of us this time eh? I've got docs appt today to get tests etc sorted...wish I could stop panicking!

Muser · 22/06/2010 07:58

I really don't trust the indicator on CBDs. Good luck with the docs today. Remember, the odds of good things are on our side.

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ginhag · 22/06/2010 08:05

I don't know much about the indicators tbh,but I think I've heard that they can sort of stick and then jump...

Take it you were told to make appt soon as you got a + too...

C'mon Wayne n Waynetta Muse n Wayne n Waynetta Gin!!!!

Headbanger · 22/06/2010 08:10

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

Muse This is A Good Day to be a BESH.

I did have a feeling you know. I totally did. TOTALLY!

Gin & Muse FTW!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Muser · 22/06/2010 08:35

Yep, I got told to go straight in. Going to make an appointment at the GP and see about getting referred for all the tests. MrM doesn't want us to tell any family until we get the 6 week scan to confirm it's all where it should be.

I can understand that, but given if it goes wrong we'll end up telling them anyway I'd kind of like to share the joy for once.

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CurlyCasper · 22/06/2010 08:36

amazing news muse! Oh i love cluster diffments - a good sign I believe. Everything crossed for you. It's going to be great, you and haggy doing it together. And Cho, of course! This is beginning to echo lasr october, with one Besh leading the way (cho/cunty) a few weeks ahead of the cluster (me, ski, iggy, carrots/ salty, gin, muser and ?). Shit, sorry i am rambling now, i'm just so fecking pleased for you! Good luck at the docs both. Massive hugs and nekkid jigs

PerfectDromedary · 22/06/2010 08:50

MUUUU-SER MUUU-SER MUUUU-SER (football chant stylee).

Oh, well done! I am super-chuffed for you, lady.

There seems to be something in my eye...

Ocarina · 22/06/2010 08:51

Wahey Muse, that's fab. Not having a period before finding out you're pregnant sounds like a good sign that everything is in the right place too which is even better.

I do like it when good BESHnews means I start the day smiling

Bessie123 · 22/06/2010 09:02

Muuussseeerr congratulations, I'm so pleased for you. It's wonderful news.

I think we have an average of about 2/3 BESH updiffs per thread now. Bearing in mind that this is the start of the summer diffment programme I think we should be expecting at least 5 or 6 more over the next couple of weeks. Who is on the 2WOOFL?

Muser · 22/06/2010 09:04

Scorps! And I think Medee now too.

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ginhag · 22/06/2010 09:22

And lorry?

Scorpette · 22/06/2010 09:38

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE! Congrats! We all knew it and I'm always happy to be proved right Oh, my face is hurting from grinning this widely and I think the neighbours might report me for noise disturbance due to my screams of joy (although I guess they're used to those in another way, hurhur). MASS SUMMER DIFFMENT PROJECT IS GO!

I have less than a week left to 2WOOFL. So far am very calm about it but ask me how relaxed I am in a few days time

Don't people say that more people get pg in summer? The Vitamin D is good for the hormones and apparently we all feel sexier when it's warm. Clearly, whoever claimed that has never been in my sauna-tastic bedroom.

CUNextTuesday · 22/06/2010 10:06

Yey For Muuuuuuuuserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Oh mate, that's so ace . Fancy waiting till your period was late eh?? You rebel!!

(PS Head what does FTW mean? My niece uses it all the time but I daren't ask her what it means - last time I asked her what OOFT meant, thinking it was some down wit da yoot acronym, but it turned out to be onomatopoeic for being punched in the stomach so I was left feeling like a dur-brain meff)

Headbanger · 22/06/2010 10:15

Oh - For The Win, Cunty!

VoilaAnotherGimlet · 22/06/2010 10:16

Oh! Oh! Oh! Muser!!! Wonderful wonderful news! Hooray!

This is going to be a fertile fred, I feels it in me bones!

Am I right though - Gin started last fred and diffed, Muse started this one and diffed. Maybe the sex is not the thing that does it after all......(am pretty sure that's a scientific fact).

Muser · 22/06/2010 10:22

I think this a good thread, it feels fertile. I predict more diffments before the end. Oh yes.

Thank you for all the congrats. Am going to hang around quietly while I wait to get referred for all the tests. Not feeling Deli ready yet. I'm booked to see the GP on Friday. It will be the same one who I went to see to get signed off the work and said "do not worry, you are young, you must keep trying". I love him. He's all French and a master of the Gallic shrug.

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ChoChoSan · 22/06/2010 10:58

HAHH!! I KNEW IT!!!!!!! God, I have barely been able to restrain myself from saying "FFS...you're diffed", for the last week

Muse you beauty!!!!Congratulations HUNZ!1!!1!1LOLZ!!!1!! SO much luurve comin atcha from the east london massive (plz not to laugh at dated 'down with the kidz 'lingo')

Maybe we should have a mardy Summer Diffment fred for graduates with slippery wombs to menkul in

Ariesgirl · 22/06/2010 11:08

MusicalOne I'm completely made up for you and (again) have a foolish tear in my eye This is fabulous news and you and Gin can be diff-sisters. You were feeling weird and I know you thought your were really! You were just In De Nile.

I think it is something about the summer - hot weather, cold beer, strawberries la la lah! That's it! Am having the Secs this evening.