30s TTC Inc: Rolling out BESH practice across our flagship monthly diffment projects - Blue Sky thinking for a paradigm shift vis-a-vis droids and wooden spoons.

[Muser]

We're getting serious this time BESHies. Welcome to the Palace, where the emphasis is on sophistication. Cast your eyes over the plush carpet, admire the oh-so-carefully worn leather armchairs with sidetables and little green lamps. We have the Bonds of the ages as barstaff, waiting to serve martinis and the finest champagne.

To your left you'll see the Pit, which hopefully we won't be needing much. To your right the Cave of Gloom, and straight ahead we have our special space for the 2WOOFL. You'll find beanbags and gym balls there, the walls have been specially painted to allow you to write your symptoms up and wipe them off if they disappear. It's all the rage for Blue Sky thinking these days. And there are donuts and coffee to keep you going as you try to shift that paradigm.

Chickies, we is going to need a new fred name soon...

Thanks ladies.

Cho-yo - a year, and 32. We have a 2 year old, so it's secod time around for us.

Ocky yes indeed! Did you ever get thru to GP?

Scorps d'you want the honour?

Scrof Didn't you have a Club Beshicana one a while back?

Okay Scorps, how about

Differ-ent Corner by George Michael

Hungry like the Wooofl - Duran Duran

Pant Snot Thinking About You - George Harrison

I went for the can't be bothered so ignoring the fact that I need to do it approach to phoning the GP back. Will try again in the morning in the hope that they're more helpful then.

Cho my cheeks are burning with shame. Perhaps I shouldn't have been so frank about my mentalness. But hey, a girl has to be a BIT mental if she's childless and joins Mumsnet, right?

Scorp Glad my wasp nest amused you. I had an inkling there was something going on underneath the ivy, but me and future-husband are pathetic and fail at adulthood, so I got my dad to check. He poked around with a stick He's a proper man. Oh, and I'm a Scorpio too fist bump

Hi Cass straight back into it with a one year old...cool.

I am NEVER using contraception again, so will prolly get diffed with triplets when this one is 3 months old...oh the irony

Bollocks, usually use asterisks for jokey comments, perhaps I should have said ~fist bump~

But that looks too frilly.

Slow please no embarrassment!!!! - you have clearly passed with flying colours, and are in excellent company!

I has done research . The thread title Scorpy suggested for the MSDP was 'Club BESHicana (drinks are free)'. Is good?

Although am tempted by "30s TTC: the triumph of hope over BESHperience"

Excellent to have another Scorpio (and rubbish adult) on board, Slowpoke. Lyra is one too - indeed, we are birthday twinz

Now then, slaaaaags, Do you want summat like:

30s TTC: Club BESHicana, drinks are free - for wimminz that should've diffed in the 80s, according to the Daily Mail.

Or 30s TTC: Club Beshicana, drinks are free and we're hungry like the WOOFL.

An 80s-themed Palace could be ace and mint - John Hughes movies playing back-to-back and no-one's Mum can stop them wearing a puffball skirt and cropped sweatshirt if they want to Although they should do

Would also like to do a Chalet School Girls/ Mallory Towers shoutout with 'BESHory Towers' at some point What-ho! Anyone fancy that more (I already know Bangers would go for that one)???

boil over, not boils over

Another candle being lit here in the West of West Midlands for ginny. (Currently being done without the knowledge or consent of the fireman in the household, who has pretty much banned them...) Feel the power of the BESH love luvver. x

Sorry you had to feel the pain lyra but hoping this nasty road will lead somewhere idyllic in the end.

Okay, am going to do a Club Beshicana fred in a mo - is that okay with everyone?

Yes. I like the hungry like the WOOFL one.

Yes - Beshicana more summery than Mallory Towers (although love that too for future ref.)

Like Beshicana drinks are free Daily Mail one. But like em all, so you pick Scorpy.

Evening ladies,

Gin so sorry to hear you are bleeding again, after reading about your good scan this morning. Will keep thinking of you xxx

Okay, tis done: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/997523-30s-TTC-Club-BESHicana-drinks-are-free-and-we-39?msgid=204004 69

Gin, any more news? Worrying so much for ya, Luvver.