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30s TTC Inc: Rolling out BESH practice across our flagship monthly diffment projects - Blue Sky thinking for a paradigm shift vis-a-vis droids and wooden spoons.

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Muser · 20/06/2010 18:26

We're getting serious this time BESHies. Welcome to the Palace, where the emphasis is on sophistication. Cast your eyes over the plush carpet, admire the oh-so-carefully worn leather armchairs with sidetables and little green lamps. We have the Bonds of the ages as barstaff, waiting to serve martinis and the finest champagne.

To your left you'll see the Pit, which hopefully we won't be needing much. To your right the Cave of Gloom, and straight ahead we have our special space for the 2WOOFL. You'll find beanbags and gym balls there, the walls have been specially painted to allow you to write your symptoms up and wipe them off if they disappear. It's all the rage for Blue Sky thinking these days. And there are donuts and coffee to keep you going as you try to shift that paradigm.

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Scorpette · 05/07/2010 22:01

Yay again for Muser. That patch next to the sac is clearly an area of super-velcro that is going to keep it stuck right where it should be for the next 8+ months. I have spoken!

Gin, stay strong until tomorrow. Weird feelings in the back could easily just be from hoisting Mooch around or indeed anything. Just remember that us BESHes are going to be joining in a circle to perform High Magick to make everything fine, using wooden spoons for wands, rubbing our ovaries widdershins and scoffing the ceremonial twirls to keep that BOC right where it should be.

Scorpette · 05/07/2010 22:07

In lighter news, I would like to publicly thank TYF for being able to maintain an erection when his deranged girlfriend leaps on him swirling her bra around her head whilst singing 'let's get sexical' (to the theme of 'Let's get physical'). Or perhaps he's kinky like that

Or just very, VERY long-suffering and resigned to his fate.

Ocarina · 05/07/2010 22:09

Thanks so much for that mental image Scorps.

Aries I think this is what happens when we don't have lists. But lists are scary things so you can take your spade and keep going

Medee · 05/07/2010 22:13

thinking of you for tomorrow, Gin.

ChoChoSan · 05/07/2010 22:15

I second all those names Aries! I am hoping the fickle finger of fate will have many more of you in her sights for MSDP 'round and round she goes; where she stops no one knows!'

We might have to start a Menkulling Limbo for Liminal BESHes fred soon, to give you lot space to whittle your wooden spoons and practice the dark arts of 'widdershins' ovary massage, whilst praying to baybee jebus, and shoving raw egg White up the hoo hoo.

Ariesgirl · 05/07/2010 22:16

I have to agree there Scropes. That is deranged behaviour.

(Will carry on digging Oxsters. If it makes you happy )

Scorpette · 05/07/2010 22:34

Listen, TYF didn't fall for me because I'm sane staid, stable sensible or rational restrained We get turned on by daftness, both of us. It's Eccentrics R Us round ours.

Thanks to Cho's description, am now slightly worried that Mother Nature is using the MSDP as an elaborate form of Spin The Bottle, as I was always too spotty scrawny swotty weirdygoth shy to participate in any of those shenanigans when in my teens. Guess it's time to put out...

Muser · 05/07/2010 22:37

That image has made me grin.

I have taken the plunge and told parents and siblings our news. Not MrM's side as we're seeing them at the weekend. Much excitement down phone. It all feels kind of real now.

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PerfectDromedary · 05/07/2010 22:40

Liminal

ahem.

Just wanted to let the Gin-soaked one know that I'm thinking about her. Tomorrow will be ok, inshallah.

Muser · 05/07/2010 22:52

Things have to be ok for gin tomorrow. They just have to. I'll be thinking of you ginmartini.

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ginhag · 06/07/2010 06:01

3 hours to go... I think I have now gone thru every single possible outcome in my head. Fuck fuck fuck.

Muser · 06/07/2010 07:33

I am crossing all manner of things. Come on ginbaby, be just where you should be.

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PerfectDromedary · 06/07/2010 07:43

Prezellated for you, my luvver. Sending all the good thoughts I can into the universe. ginbaby ftw!

maswera · 06/07/2010 07:53

YAAAAAYYYYYYY for Medee. Fantastic news m'dear, soooo pleased. And sorry for raising doubt about what you meant - really wasn't meaning to piss on any bonfires but I didn't want to jump to conclusions in case your 'nothing to see here' just meant your gusset was still pristine... Anyways, will join Aries in stopping digging when in a hole and do some serious running around nekkidness! Wooooohooooooo!!!!!

Lots of love to gin-gin-a-mee - rooted to the spot waiting to hear your news.... xxx

ginhag · 06/07/2010 08:14

Cheers lovelies. It's really good to know you're all there...

Decided against mascara today. That way whatever happens at least I won't end up looking like a rubbish goth...

Leaving at about half 8. My brain is a mess! Been awake since 5.30...

cheggers · 06/07/2010 08:27

ah good. not too late to give you a quick squeeze for luck.

me and the girls have all our fingers and toes crossed for you x

quick congrats for medee too. amazing scenes

PollyPoo · 06/07/2010 08:47

Everything crossed for you Ginny. And for Lyra too - isn't it her hycosy today? Strong BESHy vibes for you both.

PollyPoo · 06/07/2010 08:50

And of course for salty and twinks - I hope all is ok and gussets are pristine today?

How is everyone else today? Who is 2woofling? Croissants and a sea breeze for all.

laurielou · 06/07/2010 08:50

GIN Good luck my lurve, have everything crossed for you.

twinks, salty how are you both this morning?

scorps thanks for that image, I think you sound hot. Lucky TYF.

aries yey to the hand-holding & group pray that its our turn next. Was beginning to think I'd be lonely in the Palais

PerfectDromedary · 06/07/2010 09:08

lyretta It is your hycosy (nothing fecking cosy about it) today, isn't it? GOOD LUCK! It will be fine. Promise.

Muser · 06/07/2010 09:14

Oh yes, it is Lyra's day too. Good luck Lyra!

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VoilaAnotherGimlet · 06/07/2010 09:19

Huzzah for Medee! Fab news! And Muser, glad to hear scan was as it should be, all looking good!

Pink gins for everyone!

ginhag · 06/07/2010 09:53

Bloody hell I am actually pregnant and it's not ectopic and no sign of further bleeding.

Am in shock

RunLyraRun · 06/07/2010 09:55

Morning all. Hycosy at 1.30. Good news is that HO is an angel and has managed to get the time off school to come with me, without me even having to nag/beg. I'm much less worried about it now that I won't be on my own. I read a story on another thread about someone who fainted and puked afterwards - didn't much fancy being alone for that!

Aries, despite the digging, you are right - there are only eight BESHes left who are not actually PESHes. Which is obviously because it means lots of people are getting updiffed, but a bit for those of us left behind - we are now outnumbered on the thread! Do you think we need to hold an open day/recruitment drive? There must be suitable new chums out there, but we aren't exactly famed for our open door policy...

Will be back later to check for Ginbaby news

RunLyraRun · 06/07/2010 09:57

Oh my goodness Gin! I didn't expect news so quickly! That is just wonderful! Hurray hurray!