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30s TTC Inc: Rolling out BESH practice across our flagship monthly diffment projects - Blue Sky thinking for a paradigm shift vis-a-vis droids and wooden spoons.

996 replies

Muser · 20/06/2010 18:26

We're getting serious this time BESHies. Welcome to the Palace, where the emphasis is on sophistication. Cast your eyes over the plush carpet, admire the oh-so-carefully worn leather armchairs with sidetables and little green lamps. We have the Bonds of the ages as barstaff, waiting to serve martinis and the finest champagne.

To your left you'll see the Pit, which hopefully we won't be needing much. To your right the Cave of Gloom, and straight ahead we have our special space for the 2WOOFL. You'll find beanbags and gym balls there, the walls have been specially painted to allow you to write your symptoms up and wipe them off if they disappear. It's all the rage for Blue Sky thinking these days. And there are donuts and coffee to keep you going as you try to shift that paradigm.

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saltyair · 04/07/2010 19:14

Gin that did make me laugh. I've been rummaging so hard today I thought I'd probably do myself an injury!

kimdeal · 04/07/2010 19:22

Darling, darling Gin - Huge good luck to you.
Thinking of you all the time...

kimdeal · 04/07/2010 19:30

PS Oopsy - I'm still as crap & slow at posting as ever... spent last godknowshowlong catching up on this thread. Ginster -to say really pleased no bads today.

RunLyraRun · 04/07/2010 19:44

Bloody hell Gin, you've managed to tempt Kimpuff out of retirement - I hope you feel honoured.

Oh Twink, I really really really hope this is sumfin and nuffin. Adding you to the everything crossed list.

Look, everyone, this is what Gin sent me because of my sads. I feel beloved.

Excited for Meds gusset. When will you POAS, Medee?

RunLyraRun · 04/07/2010 19:44

How's it going Kimmeee?

Casserole · 04/07/2010 20:00

Twinkle, Ginster, Saltandvinegar so sorry to hear about the spotting. What a worrying weekend in the BESH flagship store. Hoping tomorrow brings reassurance to you all.

Just also to say the droid found me yesterday evening whilst away at the wedding. 2 days early, so didn't even have anything with me, so poor MrCass had to walk the streets of Croydon at midnight last night looking for a petol station. He is a love.

Scorpette · 04/07/2010 20:01

KIMMY! I feel GIGANTIC happiness that you're here, my little CARIBOU

Gin, Salty and Twinks, my output and intensity of love and velcro wishes is currently putting the national grid to shame. Glad there's been no nasty today for G and hope that's the end of it all, for everyone

And Haglet, that's a gorgeous gift you got for Tate&LYle. DHB? DSG more like! (Double Soppy Git) You're rumbled

And Lyra, the gift is correct - you're never alone.

Whether you like it or not.

Scorpette · 04/07/2010 20:02

Cass -

Muser · 04/07/2010 20:22

Glad the bleeding has stayed away gin, and I hope salty's disappears too. We can't lose any of these, we just can't.

I have had a nice afternoon in the sun, eating yummy food and drinking many lime & sodas. I am exhausted so hoping for a good night's sleep and not hours of worry.

Cass sorry the droid got you, that bleeping bastard.

Glad to hear Medee has a pristine gusset though. Hope it stays that way.

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RunLyraRun · 04/07/2010 20:22

Soz Cass Wanna share a Twirl in the Pit?

Medee · 04/07/2010 21:33

Bah, Cass, that sucks.

Ariesgirl · 04/07/2010 22:24

Cass is back! Though with a droid, just to add to your woes at the moment . What is it with early FUCKING droids this month? Go and it some twirls with LovelyLyra. Maybe next month . We can still be diff-buddies - remember it has to be on the same day (Apologies for over-use of bold, but this whole sentence thing is still exciting)

Glad to hear about Med's continuing gussetry pristiness though. Long may it continue.

Gin, Salts, Muse, there's nothing to be said the ease the menkul and I certainly won't say you that spotting can be good . And the best of luck for your scan tomorrow at 9.40, Mooser. But...love and sticky thoughts and crossed digits to you. Oh, and a karate chop to your windpipes too of course. Because you're all dedard. (And lovely.)

Ariesgirl · 04/07/2010 22:25

it eat some twirls. How can you it them?

Medee · 04/07/2010 22:39

if you were playing tig with them?

I had a dream this morning re Charlie Brooker. My husband wouldn't have sex with me, preferring instead to sample a cheese board so I stormed off. CB followed me, asked what was wrong, and I replied "my husband is a cunt" and he gave me his phone number, asking me to call him.

CurlyCasperBaggedABairn · 04/07/2010 22:44

good luck tomorrow muse. thinking of you xxx

Scorpette · 04/07/2010 22:47

Good luck for Muser for tomorrow's scan (will be sending a lorra lorra vibes from 9.40am onwards) and mucho kisses for G, S & T

Medee · 04/07/2010 22:58

Good Luck, Muse for tomorrow, and I'll keep thinking of Gin, Salt and Twinkle.

I'll update you if I have any news myself.

Ariesgirl · 04/07/2010 23:15

Talking of weird dreams, I dreamt the other night I was having sex with my unobtainable, heartbreaking, unrequited love childhood sweetheart, while my husband looked on. How fucked up is that?

Medee · 05/07/2010 07:05

Good morning on this beautiful sunny morning. No reason for the early morning post at all, none whatsoever, nothing to look at here....

ginhag · 05/07/2010 07:15

MEDEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woop woop YAY!!!!!!!

Muser · 05/07/2010 07:59

eeeeeeeeeek. Really Mdear? Really truly? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Details!

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Muser · 05/07/2010 08:13

And how's your gusset this morning gin?

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Ariesgirl · 05/07/2010 08:27

Oh Meds! What, really?????!!!!!!!!!!

And in other news....?

Ariesgirl · 05/07/2010 08:28

Just realised how horribly dismissive and sarcastic that looked . I didn't mean it at all. I was asking after our other three lovely differs.

PerfectDromedary · 05/07/2010 08:38

Holy shitting hell, Meds! Wheeee!

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