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30s TTC Inc: Rolling out BESH practice across our flagship monthly diffment projects - Blue Sky thinking for a paradigm shift vis-a-vis droids and wooden spoons.

996 replies

Muser · 20/06/2010 18:26

We're getting serious this time BESHies. Welcome to the Palace, where the emphasis is on sophistication. Cast your eyes over the plush carpet, admire the oh-so-carefully worn leather armchairs with sidetables and little green lamps. We have the Bonds of the ages as barstaff, waiting to serve martinis and the finest champagne.

To your left you'll see the Pit, which hopefully we won't be needing much. To your right the Cave of Gloom, and straight ahead we have our special space for the 2WOOFL. You'll find beanbags and gym balls there, the walls have been specially painted to allow you to write your symptoms up and wipe them off if they disappear. It's all the rage for Blue Sky thinking these days. And there are donuts and coffee to keep you going as you try to shift that paradigm.

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laurielou · 05/07/2010 08:40

MEDS Tis gussett-tastic news!!!!

PollyPoo · 05/07/2010 08:42

Yay for medee! . Bloody brilliant, I'm so chuffed for ya!

Muse, good luck for scan, thinking of you. X

and ginsters and salty, hope gussets are pristine and staying that way. What time is scan tomorrow gin?

Sorry bout crap typing, on phone in bed. Making most of Boo's lie in!

maswera · 05/07/2010 09:11

Medee - really??!! Woooohooooooo!!! That was far too unspecific an announcement - we need DETAILS!

maswera · 05/07/2010 09:22

Aaaargh - where has Medee gone?! I want to be sure that we are not misreading her earlier comment...

maswera · 05/07/2010 09:27

Also wanted to say I was away for the weekend so missed the horridness for gin, salty & twinky. Thinking of you all and hoping for good news this morning. Muse, thinking of you too and looking forward to hearing about your scan

ChoChoSan · 05/07/2010 09:32

Meds wherefore art thou, thou great BESH-teaser?

Hearts to Gin Salts and Twinksters. I am in your corner girls, and willing everything to be perfect at the EPU

Scorpette · 05/07/2010 09:38

MED-YAAYYYYYYY!!!!! Get in, you beauty! And yes, we need details. So fucking happy for you!

The MSDP really works! Am glad my Project Lorra Sex started this weekend [John Wayne walk emoticon] I never stop feeling lucky at having a hot 20-summat boyf

Yet more loves for G, S & T and Amusinganecdote, who's going to be scanified any min now. Ladies, let's go pretzel and cross things we never knew could be crossed!

Cosmosis · 05/07/2010 09:55

did someone say nekkid dance??

CurlyCasperBaggedABairn · 05/07/2010 10:04

I WANT MEDEETAILS!

RunLyraRun · 05/07/2010 10:07

Oh my goodness Meds is updiffed - yaaaaayyyy Medeeeee!

I can't believe you were due to have an ovary scan tomorrow - I'm glad the old "book an appointment and you will get updiffed" trick worked for someone.

MSDP is almost frighteningly powerful .

RunLyraRun · 05/07/2010 10:09

Meds says she doesn't post during the week - I assume because too busy and important, or MN blocked at work? So we probably shouldn't hold our breath/worry if she doesn't come back til tonight.

maswera · 05/07/2010 10:14

But I neeeeeeeeed to knoooooooooowwwwww!

RunLyraRun · 05/07/2010 10:18

I knoooooow you neeeeeed to knoooooooow Mas - but if not at least you knoooooooow why not

Muser · 05/07/2010 10:18

Positive news from scan. There's a sac and a yolk sac in my wombular. She couldn't see the baby yet but said that's not unusual at this stage. I am numb. Another scan in 2 weeks.

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Scorpette · 05/07/2010 10:19

Come into my gingerbread house, young Lyra... If I was a witch, I'd be fullabaybee right now.

How can Medee post that top news and then not update us for days? Inhuman monster!

Scorpette · 05/07/2010 10:21

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! For Baby-Eggy-Muser!

ChoChoSan · 05/07/2010 10:23

YAAAAYYYYYYYY MUSER !!!!!!! That's fantastic news sweetie, have a resounding slap and kick to the shins, and a celebratory swig of 20/20

PerfectDromedary · 05/07/2010 10:23

Yay! MuseBaby's satnav is functional. So pleased for you, petal!

ChoChoSan · 05/07/2010 10:24

Cross post with Scorps there.

Scorps, have you booked dates for your London BESHtival yet? I will need to make sure I have my bikini line waxed and anal bleaching done before your arrive...

PollyPoo · 05/07/2010 10:34

Yay for BabyMuse! Brilliant news, I'm so relieved for you. I hope the menkul can step down a while and let you breathe a little sigh of relief. V glad they are monitoring you so closely too. Wow there is a teeny person in your belly!

Scorpette · 05/07/2010 10:39

Choker, no dates yet (TYF useless at settling on definites) but plz to not bother with hair removal nonsense. I certainly won't be. Love me, love my au natural Joy of Sex-esque body hair

As for anal bleaching - WRONG, just so wrong [spew]

Off to work now. Snogs, punches, twirls and velcro for all!

RunLyraRun · 05/07/2010 10:50

PHEW for Muse. Great news. Hope you don't mind if I uncross just one finger? It's kind of difficult to type. Keeping all the rest prezelated though (love that word Drom)

TwinkleToes76 · 05/07/2010 11:14

Muser so glad it's in the right place. What a relief!.

And I think mahoosive congratulations to Medee (although your post was a little cryptic!!).

for you Cass.

Thank you all for your finger crossing and positive vibes.
I had the early scan this morning but it was inconclusive. It's in the right place and embryo and yoke sac could be seen but no heart beat. I'm 6+2 so it should really be starting now. Measurements are of a 5-6 week pregnancy. No clear evidence of where the bleeding might have come from, but there was a patch next to the sac which could have been blood. I've compared it to the results of the last miscarriage in January and the measurements are better this time but still not looking too good really so have a follow up scan next Tuesday to see if the heart is beating.

I feel really flat. Thought i'd cheer myself up by watching old episodes of Friends but it's bloody Rachel and Ross' pregnancy scan episode! Waaahh

Muser · 05/07/2010 11:24

Twinkle I am 6+1 and was told that I shouldn't worry that nothing could be seen at the moment as things change so quickly around this period. I know it's different if you've had bleeding though, because that's such a scary sign.

Are you very sure of your dates? Might you have oved late? I really hope everything is ok. Don't want to give you platitudes, just really hoping for the best for you.

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ChoChoSan · 05/07/2010 11:29

Good luck Twinkles...it's a difficult time to get that reassurance, as there is never any guarantee that HB would be detectable so early regardless of circumstances.

Hopefully it is just a little bleed next to, but not affecting, the sac...this is how my doc explained that diffments can continue despite a bit of bleeding.

Fingers crossed for next week...