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30s TTC Inc: Rolling out BESH practice across our flagship monthly diffment projects - Blue Sky thinking for a paradigm shift vis-a-vis droids and wooden spoons.

996 replies

Muser · 20/06/2010 18:26

We're getting serious this time BESHies. Welcome to the Palace, where the emphasis is on sophistication. Cast your eyes over the plush carpet, admire the oh-so-carefully worn leather armchairs with sidetables and little green lamps. We have the Bonds of the ages as barstaff, waiting to serve martinis and the finest champagne.

To your left you'll see the Pit, which hopefully we won't be needing much. To your right the Cave of Gloom, and straight ahead we have our special space for the 2WOOFL. You'll find beanbags and gym balls there, the walls have been specially painted to allow you to write your symptoms up and wipe them off if they disappear. It's all the rage for Blue Sky thinking these days. And there are donuts and coffee to keep you going as you try to shift that paradigm.

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Scorpette · 24/06/2010 09:22

Feeling that familiar weirdness downstairs - Joe Mangel seems disgruntled. No spotting yet, but is DPO 10 and usual evil spotting starts on DPO10 or DPO11, so will be deep in Teh Menkul for the next couple of days. Think of me in my time of need!

I know Muser got similar pre-droid grumblings but please don't leap on me screaming POAS. Pessimism is my only defence against a padded cell.

PS Casper is going to have her baybee any minute now - SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

PerfectDromedary · 24/06/2010 09:43

OMG a tinyfriendlyghost! Just popped over to the PESH deli to have a stalk, but apparently cunty has no news as yet.

Am thinking of you, ScorpsBride. Pessimism and denial always works for me.

ChoChoSan · 24/06/2010 09:50

Tee hee - there has been a lot of cross pollination between the palace and the deli at the moment - them coming over to find out how all this diff-making has been occurring, and us lot stalking CurlyMagazine in the deli for noos of real live Baybee!

PollyPoo · 24/06/2010 10:10

Morning fellow hags. I logged on eagerly to stalk Casp but no news... sigh. What on earth is she doing?

Scorpylicious I feel your pain. I remember the days of menkul waiting for spotting to start like it was yesterday. (Oh hang on, I am still gusset-checking every day.) If it helps at all I had weird wombular feelings and lower backache, which usually heralded start of droid and still got a win, so all is not lost my darling. What is your temp doing? Still high? I so so so so soooooo hope this is your month. Oh yes, and I have a bone to pick with you - when we met up I thought we discussed the fact that our future children would be forced into an arranged marriage fall in love and live hippily ever after. Hmmm? Anything I can help you with to pass the dragging hours over the next few days?

Dromedary how are you feeling today my luvver? Did you have a nice evening with TNB last night?

Aries my little beauty, did you manage to get any shagging done last night? I do hope so. Me and TG went through a phase where he didn't want to have sex (even SFF) because apparently I only wanted him for his sperm (true) and didn't care about his feelings at all (also slightly true - I just wanted MY OUR BAYBEEEEE) It was very hard and upsetting and I had to spend loads of time pandering to him making him feel loved and reassured in order to get the jizz.

Can I just say I am loving all this diffment of late, it makes my heart glow with happiness. And btw, I do acksherly think I love you all.

MountTheFairy · 24/06/2010 10:23

Tried to find the PESH deli, but cannot find it in the diffment section .

My jizz provider seems to be very happy to do it when told / required. Not too bothered about being wanted only for one thing (or millions of things). Is that good or bad? Saying that, I am much more up for it lately than he is, and not just during The Time, and that is definitely a bad sign!

PerfectDromedary · 24/06/2010 10:23

Pollster! I am well, thank you, if madly gusset-checking and VERY upset of stomach. Poor TNB only came home last night at 9ish, then had a work-related call at 3am, then got up for work at 5.

Mind you, I think he's fathoms deep in de Nile, further than me really. He won't believe there's a baby until it's acksherley born. Which is the right attitude at the moment.

Scorps Before the POAS-pass, I had terrible cramps. Really, really awful - just as if the droid had arrived. Jus' saying.

I love all this diffment, too. It makes me feel warm and hopeful.

Scorpette · 24/06/2010 10:31

PollyPocket, I shall have OMG_TWINZ so you and Cameltoe can share, mmkay?

Temp still high, yes, but it was boiling hot here last night (it's positivity that keeps me going!).

Waaaah to a day of cigar-menkulism!

Ooooh, Poll, can you text me if there's any news about Baby Casper? Won't be on net again until 5.30. Laterzzzzzz!

PollyPoo · 24/06/2010 10:51

Will do my little frou frou. I sense another day of doing absolutely feck all except obsessively refreshing MN pages.

Poor TNB PerfectDrom. TG was like that too though... didn't want to get too excited just in case it fell out. I for one think De Nile is a very good place to stay.

PollyPoo · 24/06/2010 10:53

Mountie here is link to PESH deli

MountTheFairy · 24/06/2010 10:54

Cheerio Polio. I might join you in obsessive page refreshing. Unless I take a nap.

PollyPoo · 24/06/2010 10:56

Drom meant to say have you got bad tum because of trying to hold your poo in all day yesterday?!

PollyPoo · 24/06/2010 10:59

Must point out that when I said TG was like TNB, I did not mean his work ethic (his work ethic is do as little as possible and get away with as much as possible, whilst still making peeps think you are ace. I do not know how it does it.) I meant, he was in De Nile. Until I coughed and out came Boo.

I will stop cluster-posting now. I am tres over-excited today...

PerfectDromedary · 24/06/2010 11:02

I heart your over-excitment, Polly. Is super cute.

MUST DO SOME WORK.

Muser · 24/06/2010 11:03

MrM is also in De Nile. He doesn't want to believe it until we get the 6 week scan.

Hope you managed to jump your man Aries. In a contrary way I believe I am only diffed because MrM demanded we do it. When I got the late ov sign I told him and said I couldn't be bothered to have sex. He persuaded me otherwise .

Am very excited about icklebabyghost. Where is it? Where is it?

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maswera · 24/06/2010 11:16

Come on babycasp!!

Ariesgirl · 24/06/2010 11:20

Well we had a blazing row and I thought all was doomed. But we made up. It's a lie what they say about Make-Up-Sex, by the way. It was distinctly average. Oh well. It's probably all because of the enormous stress we're under at the moment, which isn't passion-promoting. And now I've shared all that with you, I'll go on to say...

...come on LittleGhost. Hope she's ok.

Muser · 24/06/2010 11:22

Hooray for shaggage! Even the average kind.

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PerfectDromedary · 24/06/2010 11:26

Aries Bonkage was had! That is good, hurrah!

maswera · 24/06/2010 11:28

Did the row give you a chance to let him know why you've been peed off with him Ram-bo? Hope air is cleared. If it makes you feel better, shag-fail has been a recurring theme around here, as others have said...

Headbanger · 24/06/2010 11:50

Hoopla for Ariessecks!

Have messaged you my dearie-o.

maswera · 24/06/2010 13:20

Where is babycasp???!!

ginhag · 24/06/2010 15:08

casp had a baybeee!!!!!!!

Not sure it's my place to give anymore detail but HOORAY!!!

PerfectDromedary · 24/06/2010 15:24

Woooooooooooooooooooooooo! Well done casp. Tons of love to the new family. Hurrah!

Muser · 24/06/2010 15:30

Aww, tiny baby! Are they both doing well?

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PollyPoo · 24/06/2010 16:07

Wooo! Babycurls! Congratulations CaspyCurls! Awww..... how exciting.