30s TTC Inc: Rolling out BESH practice across our flagship monthly diffment projects - Blue Sky thinking for a paradigm shift vis-a-vis droids and wooden spoons.

[Muser]

We're getting serious this time BESHies. Welcome to the Palace, where the emphasis is on sophistication. Cast your eyes over the plush carpet, admire the oh-so-carefully worn leather armchairs with sidetables and little green lamps. We have the Bonds of the ages as barstaff, waiting to serve martinis and the finest champagne.

To your left you'll see the Pit, which hopefully we won't be needing much. To your right the Cave of Gloom, and straight ahead we have our special space for the 2WOOFL. You'll find beanbags and gym balls there, the walls have been specially painted to allow you to write your symptoms up and wipe them off if they disappear. It's all the rage for Blue Sky thinking these days. And there are donuts and coffee to keep you going as you try to shift that paradigm.

A baby! How lovely. Hope she's all ok.

Hooray for curlyBESHbaby, well done Caspar.

And v glad you managed the sex Aries, I guess in some cases average has to do.

Aries I think both times we won a baybee, the secs was pretty uninspired and perfunctory. But it did the job so don't despair.

WOOT! Welcome to the world, BabyCurls (see what I did there?)! I hope mother and baby are both doing well. Am so happy for Family Casper

Now I need to see pics!

As for me, might have to wait a bit longer before I meet or even get my baybee. No spotting, but FJ has turned into TLC's Waterfall, which is usually a sign of DPO11 spotting and getting the vague pre-droid side-of-buzzwams ache Also a bit grumpy, but then I do have to deal with a lot of cunts at work, so that could be discounted.

On t'other hand, everything smells a bit rank and weird suddenly, but I could just have developed BO and not realised it

PS Aries, if I am diffed, I shall be insisting it was Teh Secks on the Sunday ( v good stuff) that did it, because on the Saturday I demanded sex from TYF then yelled at him for caring more about his computer game than us having a baby and then burst into tears because I was scared of the anguish involved in rejoining the whole TTC rollercoaster after 2 months off and then I insisted on just laying there sniffling whilst yelling that he had to 'get on with it' and refusing to be kissed (zexy). Eventually he brought me round (), but it was still perfunctory at best.

He really is the most patient man alive! And I really need to work on my seduction technique!

pokes head around door

Evening all. I've now lost count of how main people in here are now diffed.

Is good!!

And just who are the "main" people? Huh?

Oh, Spairyfairy I meant how MANY people. Here

hurrah for BabyCasper!

Just to let you know I won't be here for a few days - folks are coming to visit and they are in the room with the computer. Don't despair, I'll be internally 2WOOFLING, hope to come back to more diffments.

Good luck with the woofling Meds, we'll be keeping everything crossed for you.

How dare visitors get in the way of your access to the Palace Medee?! Have a good weekend and happy WOOFLing.

Last time you disappeared for a couple of days we had diffments aplenty, here's hoping for a repeat!

Casp has just posted in the deli!!

I hope Casp is doing ok.

I have an appointment with the GP tomorrow morning. I am a bit scared, even though he's not going to do anything. I POAS this evening just to confirm I was pregnant and hadn't imagined it. The line is a bit faint, which made me want to cry. Even though I had already said to someone on the MC thread that a line is a line. I am such a hypocrite.

I just want everything to be ok.

Maybe at this still-early stage, the BFP is still stronger with FMU? Try not to panic (I know it's hypocritical from me, but...). And a line is a line. Sending you huuuuge love and hugs

PS MediumFries, have a great time! WOOFL like a good 'un

Going to Deli now for CasperJr news. YAY!

Hugs Muser, the worrying is so understandable given what you've been through. Hope the GP is reassuring and can get you booked for a scan as soon as one is any use.

Muse a line is a line and maybe it was weaker because you did an evening test instead of morning one? Maybe the wee was more diluted? I had a weaker result after first ones and it really freaked me out. I made myself stop POAS and sent my spare ones to Scorps instead. (I am hoping she will get to use them very soon!) Really hope you can get a good nights sleep and the GP can put your mind at rest tomorrow. The menkul never ends does it?

Scopelina what news of womblings on your common this evening?

Mmmmmmm, tongues! And thank you for the sexts earlier

No spotting whatsoever, no pre-droid feelings BUT gusset is gushier than Gwyneth Paltrow's Oscar acceptance speech

The longest I've ever got in a luteal phase is halfway through DPO11, so tomorrow - DPO11 - I will be quite literally insane. I may well be arrested for forcing complete strangers on the street to give an opinion on my used cigars (nice).

I had a depressing thought earlier - I've always spotted for at least a few days before the droid my entire adult life - what if this means I've always had LPD ishoos and it can't be treated (is too late)?

Wahwahwah, Mememe.

PS I dream of being able to use those precious piss-sticks, Pollencount Keep crossing everything for me, lovely laydeez!

I aim to please Scorpy. I will be obsessively thinking of you tomorrow and praying (yes that is right, praying) that you get through the day, sane, spotting-free and mostly importantly DUFFED!

I will also be praying for Meds and Lorry in their 2woofl. Everything will be crossed I can promise ya.

I'm off to bed now, may all your gussets remain pristine.

I'll be thinking of you too lovely lady. x

Off to bed but just wanted to say again - good luck for tomorrow, MusicalYouth. Everything will be cool.

And thanks Polsy, much appreciated

Just a quickie as I am very highly strung this morning.

muse it's horrible isn't it? It is just impossible to relax and think it will all be ok. I hope gp is helpful... And what pol said about testing later in day,more dilute wee etc prob covers any faintness in line... Not that you will stop shitting yourself til you have more to go on,I know I won't...

I have 2nd hcg today. Haven't had results of first as my Need To Know crashed the clinic's computer system. Bollocks. Hopefully will get both results by end of day as if I have to wait til mon I will go properly mad. And I just woke up from a very vivid dream that I'd started bleeding which (stupidly) has really upset me. Feel really weird. Still not sure when scan will be...

Was so glad to hear casp and baby are ok,though it sounds like they had a tough time. Sending lots of love to familycasp.

And scorps am hoping it is a Good Day for you today.

Finally, our wonderful extreme is having a hard time facing all she is about to face and needs much besh love and support. She may kill me for saying so but it's true.

Aargh. Sometimes the lack of joined upness in the NHS really annoys me. Went to docs. Booked in. Appt with midwife on 15 July. Scan at 12 weeks.

12 weeks? I need a 6 week one to rule out ectopic. Doc says he can't refer for that and I have to go back to EPU. I would like all my care to be in the same hospital. But no, I have to go back to St Thomas' for the 6 week scan. Then to my hospital for everything else. Fuxache. I have this irrational fear of going to St Thomas' now. The place makes me want to cry. And I'll have the fun of waiting for hours to get blood taken twice as it's classed as A&E so the wait is always long.

And after that MeMeMe I ought to say thank you to everyone for the reassurance. Especially gin as I know you must be feeling much the same as me. I hope your blood tests come back and are perfect.

Scorps am wishin' and hopin' that there is no spotting today.

extreme if you're lurking, you're fab and deserve all good things.

muse that is just shit. I'm really sorry you are being put through the mill. My gp has been really good,think I'm very lucky there. Will still be having scan in the same epu that all the shit stuff happened in tho,and I understand your dread of that. Have avoided it fir bloods as gp doing them...longer wait for results but no jeremy fucking Kyle...

We'll get you through the next couple of weeks. After that things are gonna get soooooo much better xx

And I'm a DHB so I can put fucking kisses wherever I fucking like, RIGHT???

And ALSO I think your gp is an insensitive arse. You should get more support. Wanker