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Hmm. A porcine intruder with an obsession about BUMSEX. Who can it possibly be?

BUMSEX

p.s. good luck for today, Muser

dontry had a baby

HUZZAH! First of the BESHes to pop! Just checked out that fred and I love baby's cute name And am glad mother and baby are A-OK. Time for a nekkid dance!

PS Good luck, Muse!

PPS Does Kermy (Kermit) like BUMSEX, Iggster? The green sicko!

scorps you'd be surprised what that furry little minx likes

muse is hard innit

Yay for the BESH Baybee!!!!!

'freak'

Hey Bessie123 I am v. central. Do you want the posh verison (to go with Mimosas) or down in da hood verison?

Gin you sound like a great mom mum to me. I often think how I am all busy gusset watching / praying to the piss stick but if, inshalla, it happens, oh boyo is it gonna be tough. I dont think they'll be anyway to hold a job down and raise a kid without beshing my head against the wall at least few times a day. Trying to plant the seeds of stay-at-home-daddery into the hubby's brain. Let's see how that works out. I digress. You sound like a great mum coping with everything and giving your child a lot of care and attention! Why the lack of sleep though? Lack of time or stress, GinMaster?

A BESH baby! What a very lovely thing that is to hear.

Gah, what a BEAUTIFUL name! I love monosyllable names. What cheery news. This rather limp noodle salad from EAT suddenly tastes e'en nicer.

mountthefairy give us the posh version and we'll try to work out the real name (ie West Dulwich = Peckham)

beshie Bloomsbury.

Congrats for the BESH baby!

Now serously, how do I make the man wank into a cup? What's the freakin' big deal anyway? JUST WANK MAN WANK!

Oooh, fairy, you are a proper posho

Well, Bessie, you did not guess the real name yet!

WANK! sorry, just felt like joining in. Bessie, email is on it's way, mistress

Yeah. Wank.

Is it true in a fertility clinic (this is according to my mate who shall remain nameless - produced two gorgeous girls this way), they arm your chap with girly mags and push him into a darkened room with a pot? The Tossing Off Room he called it.

Lovely news re the Besh baby. That's what her middle name should be.

Peckham = East Peckwich.

Scropes, I'm spotting an erroneous apostrophe! For shame.

West Dulwich is not near Peckham Peckham is next to east dulwich... so the other side - West Dulwich is quite posh innit cos is near Dul Village.

Anyway - welcome fairy always nice to have more londoners

Cheers Piggy (in a desperatly American accent. Does not go anywhere.) Dunno about darkened room. I have heard that before, but last time he did it we were in the foreign lands and he got a stark white cube. Nothing on the walls. Me waiting in front. Scarred him for life. Will ask him about the UCH cube IF HE EVER GETS THERE!

East Dulwich, West Dulwich, it's all in the arse end of nowhere.

Fairy - no, sorry...

Yeah well I live in 'ACKNEY so put that in yer facking eel pie & stir it

Ps - Scorpette's apostrophe -

HUBRIS!!!!!!!!!

Calling me posh, you slammin' souf landan like that Bessie! Which parts are you from?

Not too far from me Head, seeing as I am KX really.

South London is not London. Everyone knows that. Like, literally everyone.