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Ginster's me duck, that whole being a good mum thing-am i right in thinking your offspring is toddler type? I only ask cos i have thousands of sisters and nieces and nephews and i remember so strongly my poor sisters often being in shreds with their children at that age. One of my nieces i honestly began to suspect was the spawn of satan, because she didn't just do the whole gigantic strop thing but did it with a weird kind of adult knowingness that totally freaked me out. Anyway-you can probably guess where i'm going with this-that niece is now so gentle and sweet tempered she's a bit like some sort of victorian fairy or something. i mean-different for boys i know, but i guess wait i'm saying is that at that age how they behave seems to have nothing whatsoever to do with parents and everything to do with finding their feet in the world. Jesus you totally knew all that anyway and it's a bit rich my offering second hand advice but wanted to try and perk you. Here, have a friendly slap on yo' fine ass, too.

Aw bless ya head. you're right re finding place in world etc. And he is actually a sweetie much of the time. and I know it's normal for them to 'act up'... I guess I'm not so worried about that as about how I deal with it if you see what I mean. Am not consistent,I lose my temper,I cave in to random demands,I am the template for 'how not to parent'. On plus side he knows he is loved and we talk to him,play with him,do stuff with him all the time. Which has resulted in him talking like a 4 year old at age 2. Which is a bit freaky.

'on the plus side' = phrase of the day apparently. Is a shit phrase too. Am determined to remember positive stuff y'see (for example the fact that I'm lucky enough to find out that I'm a bit of a rubbish parent )

I allus think that parents who examine their parenting and worry if they're doing it right are the ones that are doing a good job. It's the folk who blithely blunder through it all without giving anything they do a moment's thought I'd worry about! In other news, when I get stressed i have this awful habit of picking at the skin on my chest, bit like someone biting their nails. Don't ask. It wouldn't matter except I sort of got dressed in the dark this morning and failed to realise this top is very low cut, so i can't make any sudden movements without revealing what looks like a bout of small-pox. And with that, I think I win today's 'TMI' award.

Found yalls! Am so thrilled for all the good news that's currently happening on this thread.

I'm mostly lurking because I'm in the waiting zone and don't want to think too hard about upcoming treatments - we won't start until June, which seems AAAAGES away. But fingers crossed for everyone that the lucky spell continues!

I second Headcase. If you're concerned about it it means you're aware of wanting to do a good job and therefore ten times the parent of many people. Loving and playing are seriously underrated I think. I certainly can't remember my mum playing with me and being overly affectionate, yet I'm an ok adult and we have a good relationship.

Extreme? Extreme? As in More than Words? Surely not!

cam most excellent to see you luvver, but unless I've missed something am guessing you just posted on wrong thread?

Bloody computer, wrong thread. Sorry people, there isn't (much) good news happening here.

ginnyreckon From no experience whatsoever, but from a deep and abiding belief, I think that if your child knows that s/he is loved and wanted, anything else is just icing on the cake. Parenting isn't an exact science, no matter what gurus want us to believe.

I think our parents had it WAAAAY easier in some respects - there are so many different messages about how to parent going on now that worry and confusion seem to be a natural state.

Hello gin! You are, as always, correct. Get some sleep, woman.

Aries no! extremesitting. long term palace resident but currently just occasional lurker due to this thread's tendancy to induce menkullism.

Oh Taxi for one please.

Morning folks. I hope that camelly is just predicting future amazingness like some sort of prophet emerging from the desert.

Me and you in June cam, we will win baybees.

It is hopefully my last trip to the hospital today. Fingers crossed for a negatory result.

Thanks for all kind words. It's not even that I feel like I'm doing it 'wrong' by any external info or advice,am just sure on an instinctive level that getting angry with a small child is sort of not on. But yes I know I'm only human etc. Just makes me feel like a witch a very tired witch at that.

Quick check of gusset yields some pink so that'll be droid starting. Woop woop yeah. Bit early but then cycles all over the place these days.

And if any of you fuckers even whispers 'implantation bleed' I will cause you Actual Physical Pain.

I sort of knew I wasn't pg as hadn't shagged enough to give the poor ol' eggs a chance but got hoodwinked by my bosoms.

Really miss you cam

muse hope it's finally done with today. Must have been such an exhausting and draining time-you just need it to be over so you can focus on june's shaggathon! Is mr m in serious training for the big event?

Muse, lucks a-plenty for today's results.

gin that whole implantation bleed stuff has been responsible for my menkul this monf. Wretched urban myth if you ask me. . .

It has been very shit gin. But we all get our share here and I still consider myself one of the luckier BESH crew.

I hope you start feeling better soon. Evil bloody droid. I do think it must be normal to get angry at smalls. You'd have to be a saint not to. You are a good mum because you worry about things like that. I saw a mum bellowing at her weeping 5 year old yesterday asking why she was so fucking stupid. That's bad parenting.

Well after half an hour of threats and negotiation he now has clean teeth

guess I'm not as hideous as the woman you described muse....although I did sort of ot entirely on purpose throw a nappy at his head the other night which is prob not recommended by any parenting book....

muse you deserve some crackingly good luck now. I shall pray to the godess Lyra and leave her offerings of tequila and donuts.

headfuck yeah. I know people have them but I have been pg 3 times now and never had an implantation bleed. Though I have tried to kid myself many times. Is all different for different people. Problem is that any hope to grab on to brings on the menkuls. It was like that when I was bleeding in last pg...that is normal for so many people I could keep telling myself maybe it was all fine,but of course it wasn't. I think there's a tendancy to latch on to the things that back up what we want to be happening....

Hello BESHes.

Ginhag I get exactly the same with dd when I'm really tired; if she is playing up a bit I get v irritable with her and then feel super guilty that I am Horrid Shouty Mum when she is only 2 and doesn't understand what's going on. It's something I have to think about a lot and really try to reign in (although it's v difficult). As much as I can tell from never having met you, you seem like a great mum - everyone gets irritable and finds it difficult to be patient with a toddler sometimes, feeling bad about it means you don't do it all the time and gintoddler (are we keeping his name out the threads now?) will know that.

Headbanger I also do that picking skin thing when I am tired and stressed but on my arms, it looks awful. I don't have any tips on how to stop but just wanted to post in solidarity. I found that with both recent updiffs, first response only worked for me about 2 days before my droid was due.

Scropette where's my goddamn email?

mountthefairy welcome. Where in London do you live?

perfectdromedary we missed you.

Hey beshie nice to see you,and thanks. And no,not too bothered about keeping his name off threads although I did recently panic slightly that everyone else on here is so careful to keep real id hidden when I have let the entire world know pretty much everything about me...bit late for that tho.

I was really hoping,despite not much SWI,that I would be pg this month. Just wanted to get it 'sorted' before the date that is looming next month (last year's 12 week scan,which I am not going to forget as was mr gin's birthday...) bum.

Anyway must get my sorry arse out of the house. We are going on a bus,which at least one of us finds extremely exciting

Nessie that does make me feel better. Dunno why I do it. The OM frets that it's self harm! But it's just sort of absent minded and therapuetic. Like popping bubble wrap or something.

Right. That's quite enough insight into my strangeness for one day...

headbanger dp also thinks I'm self harming but I find it theraputic. It is yucky though and I am trying to stop...

PorgyandBessie, will be sending ya one later if the email is sorted Although it will only be rehash of my usual crap, ie 'where's my baybee?'.

BOO to all the spotting and crapness everyone's suffering.

Aries, Extreme is an Old Skool BESH. She doesn't pop in as often as we'd like but to know her is to have a huge lezzer crush. We heart you, 'Streme!

Also talking of not popping in as much as I'd like, helloooooo Camel! Am still missing your lovely lady humps

And Gin, you are SO not a bad Mummy. Bad mummies are the ones I see all the fucking time on the bus; leaving the baby in the buggy at the front and then going to sit on the back seat to gossip and text with their mates, slapping a toddler for wanting a bit of attention and yelling 'shut up, you stupid cunt, I'm texting!', or the charmer I saw on Monday whose response to her daughter looking out of the window and saying 'are there fairies in those trees, Mummy?', was 'Oh my god, are you a MONG? There ain't no fairies! You're mental, you need help. Why would you say things like that? Thank fuck I'm getting rid of you at Nanna's in a minute, you FREAK' (or words to that effect).

(I then recount these horror stories to TYF when he gets home, which all end with me wailing 'those slags don't deserve them! I'd never treat a child like that! Where's MY baby?' and so on)

Anyone notice anything differnt about me

BUMSEX

Am v embarrassed at the Extreme faux pas (you like the pub?)

Some people should just be whipped publicly. It does make me insane with rage when you see such goings on, and you dare to look at them disapprovingly and they yell obscenities at you.

pub PUN DAMMIT PUN!