30s TTC - We BESH you a Merry Jizzmas and a droid-free new year!

[CurlyCasper]

Come in, come in. The wine is mulling, the bird is stuffed and cooked. We have a huge table at which to enjoy our festive feast, and the rippling Ricky Whittle is the centrepiece, draped in berries to be removed by whatever method you choose.

A bottle of Gin and an elf-man in a box awaits each and every one of you. Just make your wish and when you undo the bow he will appear.

There's a nativity tableau in the corner, for praying to the baybee Jebus and, most importantly of all, Santa has been asked to deliver the gift of exceptional fertility, so that each and every BESH can enter the new year with a baybeeee in their tum tum.

Oh, and I've let a few cats in to aid with the 2WOOFL menkulness.

Now, let's get together and get the tree up!

Am off out in a min. In a min Camelina, gusset is a bit more droid-y but not enough to say it is the start of the droid. And no cramps yet. Which is why I should really get everything done today. Looooooooooove Bath - v jealous.

I better not help with Mani - kidnapping urges too strong at mo. But will be shouting out a big hello to all ma Brizzle Beyatches tomorrow on the way down! BOOYAH!

Right, am outta here (for a bit)! mwah! mwah!

weewee I hope you feel stronger in the new year and are able to gain strength and cameraderie from the Palace. The last thing we want to do is make another menkul.

Polly The same goes for you too - and I'm delighted to hear you'll be getting proper drugs come february - billions of baybees for Poppy!

VAG I'm delighted to hear you're having hot sex and also think it's very funny that he's manned up when faced with the prospect of spunking in a jar with a nurse watching over him.

Thanks for all the welcomes, am now a little concerned this place will make me even more menkul than I am already (is that possible?). Oh well, as long as it's fun in the process.

Bessie to droid, to womb letter - really hope it's listening.

Now having not ventured out today due to the snow (the things I was supposed to be doing got cancelled) I really should be all ready for the arriving family. So how come I still need to wrap presents, hoover, make tea for troublesome husband who was daft enough to go out in the snow but at least is coming home with the turkey, make beds, ice the tunis cake and who knows what else. This internet thing is too addictive (not to mention solitaire which of course I wouldn't play, ever, honest).

Right, you lovely ladies, I am signing off until Tuesday so wishing you all a restful few days and diffs all round for early 2010.

what's a tunis cake? Sounds fishy...

You were obviously very busy planning christmas

tunis cake - chocolate currently melting to go on the top. Anyone want some?

Presents wrapped (although crucial one still missing - postmen obviously stuck in the snow today), tea in the oven and troublesome husband's done the hoovering .

HAPPY CHRISTMAS VAG - SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!

And to the rest of you buggers too. Am travelling to Devon tomorrow morning so if I go past anyone of you, tell me and I'll wave as we go by!

PS I remember tunis cakes, they were bloody lovely (once you'd picked off all the marzipan, bleeeeuch)!

Merry Christmas Scorps! You can wave at us from the Taunton junction on M5 (I think it is no 25). I will of course be waving back.

I am planning on a Feb diffment for a Scorpio baybee (should be first month of Clomid, so obviously it will work immediately). Who would like to join me? CuntshineFive0.... I think you are on for freezer bubbas in Feb... Anyone else? Scorpelina I know you are rather partial to Scorpios? (And it means I can spend the next 2 months getting shitfaced, yay me!)

Get me and my new positive 'tude.

Of course, me and TYF being Scorps means we will be trying for a Scorpy baybee... and hoping that there will be extra luck therefore in Feb Then we can be one big brooding, misanthropic, overcritical and overemotional family all together

Will yell to you as we go past Taunton - listen out for me!

(I really do shout out 'Hello!' at placenames where people I know live. Another of my 'endearing' quirks! )

I have my follow-up appointment in February to discuss the cumulative effect of upside-down womb, potentially blocked tube and fibroid. Plus we'll find out whether husband's sperm is functional. And the results of all the blood tests. So I might well be joining in the hunt for February baby.

Alternatively, I'll be so deep in the Pit of Despair that no one will ever find me again.

Sorry, kids, seem to have lost my positive attitude somewhere. Sure I'll find it again soon.

That's where the on button for the positive attitude is, innit. Or maybe it's in the nipples

I would like a January baby please thankyou. Although February would also be wonderful. But I figure given next week is our week of chance and it's New Years and the champagne will be flowing it's got to work out. V.drunken fumbles where you're not even sure the winky got in the foo foo work for teenagers after all.

We are driving up to Yorkshire today. Have a lovely Christmas Beshies one and all.

Lovely Camelina I often find my positive attitude at the bottom of a glass. I hope you have a lovely christmas darlin, get utterly spoilt and find your PMA again. Big smooches.

Muser I definitely think drunken fumblings are the way to go... good luck

Scorp I do that too (the waving and shouting at people whose houses we pass within 20 miles of). TG just ignores me, but Iris is doing it now too.

Well its taken an age, and my special christmas CD but I am finally feeling in the spirit of things, hoorah! (and I haven't even been on the sauce yet).

Merry Christmas BESHies! May we ALL get our baybees in 2010. Feeling v sentimental today... christmas does that to me. I am very glad I found you lot. I'm not sure I'd have made it this far without being committed, without the help support violence, alcohol and gropes in the Palace. I'm going now before I cry....

Ah, my lovely little Camelina, if I was Santy there'd be a lovely baybee winging its way to you right now (and the rest of us). I've just been hearing about a woman who had a baby at 41 after an ectopic meant she had one tube and 1/4 of her womb removed, so there is hope! Not that it feels like it now, mind, but there is. I could've insisted me and TYF took a detour to Bath to lez you up big-style under the mistletoe, but it might've freaked out your family (and been unfair on the other BESHies)

Everyone got their shout-outs, BTW! Glad that I'm not alone in my quirks, PolPot! And well done training up Mini Pol correctly

Am here in Devon. Droid has finally kicked in and think I will have a crampy night of hell, but it'll be better to be tired on Xmas Day than screeching in a ball in agony! I will be enjoying my sole alcofrol of the year - 2 - yes, TWO! - small bottles of organic cider (sulphate-free). I know how to rock da partay!

Everyone is v friendly and MIL seems less skanky (perhaps my reactions this summer were less hidden than I thought, hehe!) so am looking forward to Xmas now, despite the bleeding, pain and babyfail. Oh. Have re-depressed self now. Time to relax, unwind, be pampered and start the whole TTC madness afresh in a brand new year - THE year we WILL updiff. Or go proppah menkul and adopt 12 'Baby Reborn' dolls, one of the two. Ah well, at least that's next yr's pressies sorted out!

HAPPY XMO Y'all xxxxxxxx

I'm not sure there's enough booze to get me through this. Was in the door for less than half an hour and I got the 'so when am I getting great grandkids' from my grandma in law. Fuxache.

Muser Tell her that you're seriously considering having puppies rather than children, and watch her face fall.

Aw, Scorpy. Thank you, gorgeous. Hope the ma-in-law remains more pleasant. Have a happy ciderfest.

Happy Christmas, Beshes! Off to demand more booze from my dad's secret stash. Will probably post in a drunken and sentimental way tomorrow, but if I forget, I think you're all wonderful. Hic.

Muser Tell her you've tried, babyfailed and are trying again but there's a serious possibility you're BARREN! See if that shuts her up? Or, tell her you'd like to but your husband can only get hard for cock...

Happy Christmas everyone.

muser Good advice from ski, me thinks. Where in Yorkshire are you going to? Wave at me as you pass Wakefield (although we are currently in East Yorks with the wrinkly but lovely parents.

Merry Christmas to all!

Thank god for uptight ILs - no mention of baybeez (yet - fingers crossed!) Poor ole Muser - why do people think it's so easy (or a topic for tactless discussion)? Hmmmph.

ILs being v nice, pressies good, cramps so far tolerable

Love you all, ya slaaaaaaaaaaaaaags! Happy BESHmas!

Report from gin. Xmas day, in hospital, probably ectopic miscarriage. Ho ho fucking ho. Phone running out of batteries,so won't be able to post much more.

Hi Gin, you don't know me but I often read the BESH thread, and I saw that you had posted from hospital. I'm so sorry this has happened to you -are you there, or have your batteries packed up?

I'm sure a BESH will be along soon to administer the appropriate violence, but in the meantime, Im thinking of you.

gin I'm so, so sorry. Here's plenty of hugs for you.

Gin, words fail me; 'so sorry' doesn't even begin to cover it. Am here for you - msg me if you need to vent to a non-RL person.

Thanks guys.am very sad and now alone in hosp. Hopefully they will let me out tom. Def no good news,in fact mc is the best hope,as it's in my tube. Looks like that has happened. Fucking hurt too!

Scorp yes please re other place. Honey,really kind to post. Wish my fucking phone wasn't nearly dead.

Got to do mani stocking before pain took over this am.hopefully will have Xmas tomorrow.

Love xx

Oh gin. There aren't words. I'm thinking of you,