30s TTC - We BESH you a Merry Jizzmas and a droid-free new year!

[CurlyCasper]

Come in, come in. The wine is mulling, the bird is stuffed and cooked. We have a huge table at which to enjoy our festive feast, and the rippling Ricky Whittle is the centrepiece, draped in berries to be removed by whatever method you choose.

A bottle of Gin and an elf-man in a box awaits each and every one of you. Just make your wish and when you undo the bow he will appear.

There's a nativity tableau in the corner, for praying to the baybee Jebus and, most importantly of all, Santa has been asked to deliver the gift of exceptional fertility, so that each and every BESH can enter the new year with a baybeeee in their tum tum.

Oh, and I've let a few cats in to aid with the 2WOOFL menkulness.

Now, let's get together and get the tree up!

Did someone mention champagne cocktails, breakfast & naked waiters? Outta my way ladies.

I'm somewhere mid month so no impending droid for me. I do however have an evening planned with friends tomorrow, where someone is planning to announce updiffedment (sister of RL friend I confided in, so she told me ahead of tomorrow's announcement to soften the blow - bless).

So, more alochol for me please.

Waiter - more champers for Laurie, please! I'll have eggs benedict with smoked salmon, followed by a chocolate croissant - and pop another cork, would you?

Is freezing in thishere office today.

'Tis freezing here too. Thankfully the palace is toasty warm, or the waiters would be impressing no-one.

Pain au chocolate over here please. Oh & some porridge.

And some hash browns & sausage please.

How you feeling vag?

ss were you really pished all day yesterday? Top form, even for a Palace inhabitant. (thinking maybe our definitions differ...)

You ladies are making me hungry, so shove over and share (that includes the naked waiters VAG)

In Thailand the international breakfast included "harsh browns". I haven't been able to think of them as anything else since.

TBH I am feeling totally overwhelmed and anxious this morning. Hoping this is normal - am a natural worrier.

To the left, to the right.....

Jump up and down...

Sing the hula melody....

(If I say I have just added a Black Lace album to my amazon basket, will you judge me?)

VAG overwhelmed & anxious = very normal. Is also a state that continues until BOC is... Oo about 73 I guess.

Am still grumpy.had a very rare chance for a lie in this morning but the bastard world conspired to ensure I didn't sleep past 7.

my cockles are somewhat warmed by the promise of a besh love in when I'm in That London tho...

Push pineapple, shake the.... oh, I'm too late. Hmmmph.

Off to work, speak L8rz, BESHettes. VAG, I feel permanently overwhelmed, sans baybee, so what's my excuse? Buck up, Old Chap Better, my love?

honeymoo We've all felt like that, old, barren and crap. But at least we're not fucking stupid. For the intents of restraining your rage I'd suggest you stick to only this mn thread otherwise you'll come across people who didn't know you could get diffed when breastfeeding/doing it standing up/when your hair was greasy or even people who are unaware there's a direct correlation between sex and diffedness. This makes me soooo angry, especially given that mn prides itself on its supposed intellectual superiority in comparison to other mumsy type websites. Fucking thickos.

VAG I've never understood people who eat "western" breakfasts in Thailand. A country where you return for your holiday tanned, gorgeous and lithe if you eat "local". My sister walks to the "english bakery" every day whilst on Koh Samui. Why?

I went to the docs this morning - he was playing Pink Floyd.

silver a quick explanation, s'il te plait, of how one kicks oneself in the teeth. Does one have to remove them first?

cunty I heard you were definitely the type of girl whose legs could do "that".

Well I don't know who YOU'VE been talking to but I can assure you that I haven't been able to do that since I was at University

VAG overwhelmed and anxious, check.

ski who has enraged you this time?

And also ski was all fine at doc's? (check me and my efforts to look beyond my little realm of 'me me me'!)

gin Yes, everything's fine but they won't give me proper drugs due to them not being proven not to harm the foetus, so I've been given Meclizine which is differ-safe.

For why? Sickness? If so you have my sympathy. I was sick from week 5 onwards (and onwards and onwards) with mani. I was more pukey with the FakeBaby than most people are with proper normal pgs too.

Is shit.

Yes, sickness and general nausea. For me it's felt like being sea-sick because I've had to grab on to tables/chairs/furniture to stop myself falling over. Sometimes I wake at 4am to retch. My mother was kind enough to tell me that she was ill every day until 28 weeks. With both of us. I am not going through that.

Yep is hideous. Bizarre how it affects some people so much innit. Perhaps it's those who are carrying future superheroes or something

Nah... given the scan, this one is either going to be a jazz-musician or Jack McFarland.

It's Frriiiiiday!

Am feeling a bit cheerier today. My PMT is horrendous though. I keep nearly crying at silly things. I am officially insane. But in just over two hours I shall be on my way to the pub for a good old drinking sesh.

Pregnancy sickness sounds rubbish, hope you get some help ski.

Oh and thanks to everyone for saying nice things and the random acts of violence. It's good having this place for support. I am not bussing this month as I can't take the counting days and the endless "is this a symptom, oh I tested 10 days early and it's negative" schtick. I do enough of it myself!

Muser Well it wasn't supposed to happen to me, it was supposed to happen to somebody else. Tsk! I have lodged an official complaint with my uterus. Also... why is it when I'm bent over the loo retching and weeping (naked) does jailbait go from back-rubbing to bottom-spanking? Wtf?