30s TTC - We BESH you a Merry Jizzmas and a droid-free new year!

[CurlyCasper]

Come in, come in. The wine is mulling, the bird is stuffed and cooked. We have a huge table at which to enjoy our festive feast, and the rippling Ricky Whittle is the centrepiece, draped in berries to be removed by whatever method you choose.

A bottle of Gin and an elf-man in a box awaits each and every one of you. Just make your wish and when you undo the bow he will appear.

There's a nativity tableau in the corner, for praying to the baybee Jebus and, most importantly of all, Santa has been asked to deliver the gift of exceptional fertility, so that each and every BESH can enter the new year with a baybeeee in their tum tum.

Oh, and I've let a few cats in to aid with the 2WOOFL menkulness.

Now, let's get together and get the tree up!

My status gives whereabouts in case you is in the vicinity. Should prob mail my mobile number if either of you think you may actually be there....

That's awful gin, those idiots. You'd think they'd be extra careful about doing things like that.

Where is the PESH thread? I am lost!

pony I made it about two mins after you posted. Link on the old PESH thread.

gin that happened to me after I had my mc - the air was blue.

Also, speaking of parallel lives, I work in Earl's Court, next door to the exhibition centre in fact. And I have absolutely no aversion WHATSOEVER to a lunchtime/after work drink

Put everything on t'other place and if I can get there (meetings dependent) I will.

Thanks. Casper to the rescue.

And while I'm here, congrats Bessie. Get a big one. I often find myself staring at my hand, lost in romantic bliss and thinking about how very, very much I love my diamonds husband.

@ gin

Gin, worra bunch of caaaaaaaaaaaaaahnts Would you like the BESHies to travel to Briz en masse and burst into the office of whichever useless drone sent you the evil letter, wearing our best cunt-kicking boots and a variety of angry facial expressions, and sort them aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaht? Because you know we will!

Period definitely here Sorry to hear your's has arrived too, Muser

And bah to insensitive bureaucracy, gin

Sorry to hear that Medee and Muser (is yours' definitely here Muser??).

Gin and Cunty, tis truly insensitive. I have been promised that the hospital will cancel all those appointments for me but am not holding my breath.

Scorpette - that is gross. I hope you love your boss dearly and that is why you agreed to that disgusting act.

I went back to work today, my boss told me she had also had a miscarriage between her two children which explains why she was so nice to me when usually she is a biatch!

Roll on the weekend...

It's not definitely here yet, but more spotting so full on droid must be on its way.

have just hit buy on an Amazon basket containing a CBFM and Toni Weschler's book.

Twink, to be fair, my boss is one of my best friends. And earlier in the day I had described to her 'how' she wanted to get it on with her 2 most hated customers at the same time, singing and acting out 'we're having a gang bang' by Black Lace, like in the disco scene in Rita, Sue & Bob Too, and then later, when she was having to deal with one of those very men, I stood where he couldn't see me but she could and I silently did a crude hip-thrusty dance with a Cosmo Smallpiece expression on my face. So I kinda asked for it.

I don't know why I'm worrying about my future employability when the business closes at Easter.

I'm finding it hard to put a cheerful face on things today. I know I've not been trying for very long, but after nearly getting there once I'm now pissed off that I didn't manage to bounce straight back. Stupid I realise. But I'm feeling so flat and trying to think of the good things is not working. I want to POAS and see a good thing!

How to get out of this funk?

As expected Droid arrived. It announced its imminent exposure at 4.40am. Brilliant timing. So spent day feeling tired, hormonal and down right pished. On positive side proves I am a 28dayer.

MrSS says we are going to bump and grind everyday once droid buggered off again. He is going ob the theory and mathematical equation that the more you do it the higher the probability of getting a bun in the oven.

Re: Lezza crush - Dannii Minogue but now she is with child.......!!!!!

Hey Muser I know I've not posted for ages but just clicked on the thead and read your post and just want to say that the few months after a mc are bloody hard emotionally and hormonally and I think what you're feeling is completely normal - the wanting to pee on a stick and see a good thing. I think everyone feels that way, just wanting to 'replace' the pregnancy you have lost and be pregnant again and happy. There is no magic cure, just take it easy and don't beat yourself up, you aren't doing anything wrong and don't be pissed off at yourself.

Muser, I'm right there with you/behind you. Wallow in it I say, allow yourself to feel miserable and disappointed and pissed off. You now know that you're able to get pregnant fairly easily and there is no reason it shouldn't happen again at some point soon. Big fat slap to the chops from me.

Hello Loon, where/how you been?

P.S. Sorry re: evil droid SS

Thanks Twinks, if I may call you Twinks?

Only our first month of trying proper and we knew that droid would come, as like everything else in our lives, nothing comes to us easily, so why should an ickle baybee be any different.

Doesn't hurt to dream! Actually it does!
removes any dreaming ability and kicks oneself hard in the teeth as a reminder to not feel sorry or self pity

Hey ss... not getting diffed 1st month doesn't mean it ain't gonna be easy!

Now,we're still waiting fir Crush of Shame I believe?

Oh and muser sympathetic chinese burns coming your way. Along with this bottle of tequila...

Let's have a race,first one to finish the bottle wins

Lemme have a swig. Muser may I join your depths of misery? Droid arrived last night. Feel stupid, naive and crap. And barren.

Why I have the right to feel like this after only 4 months is pathetic I know, but I do.

Has been a crap couple of years (family bereavement/redundancy/continuing threat of) and I guess I feel like we deserve it. But life doesn't work like that does it?

Sitting at my desk with a day of meetings ahead of me, and can't be arsed with any of it. Every fucker is updiffed here and they're all about 28. Pissing hell.

Morning ladies! Sorry to hear about all the droids about - he is a git who doesn't know when to stay away.

gin that is shit. Hope booze and violence helps. How are you feeling today?

Champagne cocktails and breakfast - come crowd round this loaded table my lovelies, while naked waiters take our orders.