30s TTC - After all, we're not nice 'down there' at the BESH of times...

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Thanks for the inside knowledge on proges cho and happy birthday to yoooooo! No go piss your wages up the wall as described.

no Now. Muppet.

Consider it done, GirlyGasper

Hello from the face-stuffing chair .

YEY!!! Welcome back VAG!! Unpack your case straight away, the washing machine is free at the moment.

From way back: I told mum when she got in the house - she asked me if I wanted coffee and I said no it made me feel sick and she said oh have you got something you want to tell me? And I said yes I reckon so an she said ooohhhhhh riiiiiight, very good.

I think this is indicative of people's general reactions - you'll recall Hombre punched me on the arm (although this time I was away when I told him so no violence was inflicted), the stepkids said ok cool.

Mum has rallied and has been talking knitting of small coats and boots. More acceptable.

Awww that's brilliant cunty.

ChoCho can't you get progesterone on the black market? I've convinced myself I need some.

Cho does it turn your FFJ blue like Cuntshines?

Oh come and join us.... its completely private (we've seen to that) so your other FB friends won't be able to see our spesh little club.

You might get it on the black market, Ski, but it's probably cut with toothpaste or something.

Do you have a short luteal phase or a history of ickleangelbabybees (sorry if I have forgotten...so many of us old BESHies stricken )

Hah Polly, no, not blue, but it's really frickin' freaky - it does not seem to work it's way out of your foo foo...it just stays stuck up there unless you go hoking around with chimney rods or something, to get it out.

I will give some consideration to Facebook...

ChoCho I have one definite ikkelangelbaybee and a couple of suspected. I have a very fine, regular cycle and have done for twenty odd years. I get serviced by a young stud but still can't have a baybeeeee.

... so basically I've managed to convince myself that rubbing progesterone on to my cervix will guarantee a baybee.

Well, Ski...I think, why not if it isn't going to so any harm? Sorry about ikkleangelbaybeeinheaven ...Ahem, er actually...take that let's not get too emotional about all this, chaps!

So BESHlets - can we line up the booze - I need to get completely arseholed this week

also - happy birthday SanTowel how old and barren are you? or is it secret?

Again?

also SanSan does you find primary school slightly torturous for babyfail? I used to work at Great Ormond Street and I think my ovaries would explode if I was still there now.

cunty of course again!

Oh I am sooo fed up. Still no internet at home so I phoned the cable company earlier and spoke to an admittedly lovely girl - who confessed that they'd received my request but had 'given up' on processing it when the system couldn't handle "new area code". So I continue to be sans internet at home. I also have NO work to do at work... and my department is falling apart for various political reasons and my boss is today in Amsterdam... I think she's looking for another job. So I'm "working" at home tomorrow - ergo, no internet access. Oh, but at least we had cake today because some bastard's wife gave birth last week... fell first time (second time!) - she's a BESH and terrifyingly thin - so there's hope I suppose for you skinny-minnies.

I'm in for SECRET SANTA TOO!

ski LOL, I had to read your poodle post a few times before the words started making sense to me, but luckily I finally got it! (is that a symptom - oh wait, that can't be it - I'm still hours out of having embies in tumtum again! 2WOOFL will be lovely with you mates )

Re: spare baybeez - my mum said the same thing; if I have a spare she'll take one. It was hard to explain that she would have to travel to England, Holland and possibly other countries to arm wrestle for such a priviledge!

(news update: I think hubby is awake - that's a good sign time is approaching!!!) Impatient??? MEEEE???? naahhhh!

PollyPoo I shall do my best to carry your hopes this two weeks - My own hopes are starting to grow, I'm nearly convinced I'll have two or three little Ok, that's much better - whew, that was a close one, hope levels almost got to critical levels, that time.

Cos I've got a spare frozen talapia here if you need a good wollup - just let me know!

gin I should like to point out that wee is still alchol related... after Old Mac had all of those beers, what else would he be doing, walking the poodle??? (hmm - also a possibility)

Cheers to iggy, scorpy chochooy and camely - will let you know how things go in a few hours.

fuckety fuck. I'm getting wombular feelings. Think droid may be on its way.

Still, it's not over till it's over, so I'm keeping my chin up.

cuntshine Don't be daft - me and Cosmosis were already plannning a jaunt to your little island for some cocktails and baybee delivery. Don't worry your pretty little head about travel!

carrots it's not over until you bleed on a stick.

Thanks for that ski EEWWWW.

carrots Apparently , there are BESHs amongst us who have done that!

And still gone on to do another test just in case

Yes OK, I fess up - I have done it. Not my fault bastard droid arrived just as I felt it was safe to POAS

OK, well I did that last month. Droid arrived and I DID THAT. Just in case it was something else. Coz I bleed out of my fanny for so many other reasons, all of which are totally healthy.

Last time, with littlecarrot, I didn't even NOTICE I was overdue until a few days afterwards and then only POAS just for the hell of it - first time I'd done it my life - and was absolutely and completely surprised. I mean, we'd been trying n stuff, and, you know, having sex, and tracking temps and ov and whathaveyou, but for it to work? Never thought that would happen.

This time I'm OBSESSED!