30s TTC - After all, we're not nice 'down there' at the BESH of times...

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Aww Ski, you sound like you're having a tough time . What's going on?

What's happening at the stables? What's the rows about?

VAG!!!

carrots Oh the usual stuff which happens at the stables that's all. Busted friendships and the like - but having only been at the yard 2 months I don't know any of the history and I'm able to keep well out of it. I'm not really having a tough time at all and I'm not fighting with jailbait - I'm just being very weepy - which is very unlike me. I mean I could see a box of kittens get run over and I'd barely have a moist eye.

PollyPoo is currently in the lead for poshest home address and VAG is winning for poshes work address. Time to step it up girls! I'm going to suggest whomever gets "cunty" perhaps doesn't write "cunty" on the parcel.

I'm not going to POAS just yet. Every month I'm getting strong symptoms and every month is a -ve. I'm starting to think I'm getting chemicals on a monthly basis. I've been necking aspirin this month though.

VAG you're back!!!!

I is not counting days until the new year - is very freeing!

Hope 'baybeez on ice' goes well cuntshine

as I said in the other place - arse to the poas fail cos

roundhouse kicks all round

in other news - my current FB baybee tally is now up to a staggering 10 of the little blighters since October... with a further 4 on the way/ imminent.

Holy Cow - has anyone seen "VAG's* latest fb pic? Talk about smoulder! She's in her underwear too!

ski oooo yes please! I have actually created a fake facefuck idea especially for visiting you lot as I gets all lonely... have no idea how to find you though. You can easily find me through the company website, though mail 'sales@' instead of what is on the contact form and it should come direct to me.

By the way the small one is observent about lots of other things too. We are not a totally alcoholic household. This morning 'Old MacDonald had a BEEER' has become 'Old MacDonald had a WEE'!!!

VAG VAG VAAAAAAG!!!!!
BUUUUUUNDLE! Don't spill my pint, mind {grin}

I am also one of the hormonal menkuls. Have had NO sleep as Mani has been ill, and lost my temper with him this morning (this is because I am a witch )

I also felt my eyes filling up at a bollocks song on some kids TV programme this morning, managed to hold back from sobbing (just)

Am now in work and am so tired I can barely see. Have just mailed a key account and I can't remember what I said - erk. Have a big meeting in that there London tomorrow so I hope I get some sleep, otherwise it's amphetamines for breakfast! Sorry cunty if you're around - know you're already feeling 'conflicted' about parenthood - maybe just stick your fingers in your ears and go 'la la la...' It's a great thing really. Just not today.

Good luck with the icklebaybeepopsicles hawaiian

gin Well if you've facefuck, direct yourself to "BESH palace" and I'll pick you up there and direct you to the other place.

sent you a message ski

Happy Monday, my lovverlies...Dubonnet on Ice pour moi today pls!

First of all, good luck for Hawaiian's 3 frostie snowbabies!!

Hello and welcome to any new interlopers, and flying ninja kicks all round to the rest of you regulars!

Well, I am now another year older, and with the tick of the clock from 23:59 on Saturday night to 00:00 on Sunday morning, another million or 5 of my eggs probably threw themselves off the cliff edge of my fertility.

Not to be beaten, I went for dildocam this am, and I have one big fat juicy follicle ready to go this month, and a womb lining so thick and luxurious that even the Princess and the Pea would have a fine night's sleep if nestled in my uterus. And I did it all myself, with no drugs!

Am now on CD 11, and I KNOW I will get the updiff this month...I gotsta, as I have impending EDDs (yes, plural!!!), both in December AND again in January...and no one should have to tolerate that level of misery, no matter how bad you have been.

I am afraid that I will not be in the position to offer spare baybeez this month, and so I would refer you to HallehlujahCuntShine for all your surrogate needs.

What's all this with facefuck - do you expose your actual, real life, genuine identities to each other, or do you set up a new account in order to further entangle the web of deceit brought about by false usernames?

chocho I iz liking the positive updiff attitude - go get yourself some spermz

yes we do reveal identites... coem join us an we can stalk you

Where is Curly today. Isn't it nearly time she POAS?!

Cho that is great news - this is defo your month.

Yes, we do actually reveal our own selves... scary innit. Come join us!

Hi MadamIggyofPiggyville,

Yes, very positive this month - first time I am up for treatment without drugs, so first evidence that I can produce juicy eggs..I knew I cud be a contender. Also, the illicit vaginal application of progesterone last month has given me a womb lining like a bouncy castle.

This will be a jizz-tastic month, and in addition ot the more traditional method of delivery I will also be having treatment, so a consignment will be delivered direct to the mothership via turkey-baster.

Also, should know in plenty of time before EDD of first ickleangelbabyinheaven, so either will have positive news, or will be past worst point of WOOLF babyfail misery on EDD.

I think Scorps has been meditating on widdershins ovary massage this month, and it seems to be working.

Anyway, quite disappointed with all you lot and your monthly babyfails. As an old hand at this babyfail malarkey, I expected half of you 'onlybeentryin'foracoupleyearsorunder' bitches, to be updiffed this month, and smugly swanking around throwing up and stroking your throbbing bosoms. It seems that you may well have all been dragged into my vortex of barren haggishness...bwaaah hah haah...

Where's Scorps today, could do with a bit of her northern wit...

Polly much as I love you all ,

I don't know if I am ready to reveal myself, as noone else knows what a truly insane deperate babylosing barren hag I am, in RL, and I would not want it to get out, spesh not at work what wiv demanding staff and clients...might scare the horses if word gets out that I might disappear for 6 months...also don't want to be considered TRAGIC as I work with children and clients are constantly up the stick and they might worry that I will STEAL one of theirs!

A shit excuse.

I'm down here. trying to catch up with the gobby lot of you after my weekend away, highlight of which was purchasing a turbo rabbit and then using it for some serious SFF with SFF.

Been crampy. If R2D2 not here by Thurs shall turn to C3PO-AS

soz to cos and shin kicks for long-time-no-see VAG and Gin. Too tired to hurt the rest of you.

Ref cats and updiffment. See the First Time Frolickers thread, where recently diffed MNer tells how her OH knew first because of the cats swarming her. Now, where do I get me some pussies?

I want bouncy castle womb where can I get me some of that progesterone shiz sanitarytowel???? Is available on black market????

ha ha, I know it's a crap excuse...pafe'ic, innit?

Curly turborabbit

And now, thanks to driod references, I have Star Wars thread titles going through my head.

30sTTC...
Episode X1: The BESH Menace
Episode X2: The BESH Wars

... Revenge of the BESH, A new BESH Hope, The BESH Strikes Back, Return of the BESH.

Help me OBE-Gyn, you're my only BESH Hope...

Um, sorry?!

Driod Droid

Where do you get progesterone?

You need to get connected for the progesterone, beeatches...I got a man who sorts me out..."Up to Lexington, 125; I'm feeling dirty, more dead than alive...I'm waiting for my man"

In fact it's the NHS, and that's the kinda speshall treats you get if you are super barren and geriatric, comme moi!

In fact, I think it's prettay, prettay cool that the NHS takes care of us barrens, especially when the US of A seem to be desperate to avoid having free healthcare..here in the UK I get all the fertility treatment AND I can still piss my wages up the wall on fine wines every month!

chotowel shit excuse indeedy. Please join us. Goongoongoon.

Whatja do, like? I mean, working with uped peeps must be haaaaard.

Happy Bifday anyway. xxx

Thanks for burfdee greetings. I work in a lickle primary school