30s TTC - After all, we're not nice 'down there' at the BESH of times...

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Oooh gin, you know how to make a girl moist! Seriously though, the girl who went to the doc must've been "very" itchy, because afaik, normal people don't go to the docs every time they have a wee itch. The conflict of interests thing sounds normal too - I'm riding my horse better than I ever have and we're good to go to compete 2010, in addition I have the california skiing... but I'd rather have a baybee.

Oh wow Casper I am absolutely THRILLED! Fantastic, brilliant news. I would skip around the room only I'm in the office and it would look odd.

Ski What kind of competing?

ski.

I feel too shit to even get dressed n go to the shops! Today I will mostly be watching peppa pig. Mani will have to have biscuits for lunch and we'll have nowt for tea tonight.

And even though a certain small person peed in my bed last night I can't do any washing as we have somehow run out of washing powder.

I want my muuuuuuum!

haglet come here and have a big lezza snog

thanks. gin Droid was due today (day 28). But my temp was still high, and I've been having strange cramps since Saturday. I don't normally get more than a few hours notice of period cramps wise, so I figured something was up and gave it a go.

Have sore throat too. And I'd started to figure that my nose always gets bunged, and with bloody snot (nice!) just before driod. Had a little of this, but not so much this week.

Did a test yesterday evening (stupid, I know) and following on from the evap line posts yesterday, I had a look before going to bed. There was a very, very, very faint shadow of a line. It was the first time any test stick had done that for me. I know you're not supposed to take heed of anything that shows after 10 mins, but it did make me decide for definite to test this morning.

SFF just gone to get a CBD. Seeing GP at 3pm.

CurlyCasp that is fab news! I'm reet chuffed for you. Hope it goes well at the doc's and a) they can give you something to stop the itching and b) put your mind at rest. Well done you!

Ski I think its normal to cry at people hanging themselves.... I always do - but it is prob worse as my BIL did it and left my sis with 2 boys. Not as bad as your sister's record of course but if I see someone do it on tv/film I have to turn over or risk utter meltdown.

Where is Carrots? Isn't she going to POAS this morn?

Gin sorry you are feeling so crap - have a pointy finger ninja thingy to the throat (sorry not sure of technical term). That will take your mind off it. Or possibly make you feel worse..... How about a large tequila slammer instead?

carrots I'm hoping to get to about 3 ODEs. I've decided not to upgrade the car/buy a trailer just yet - but just see how it goes and rent at first. If I like it/do well and I'm still barren then I'll consider the upgrade. I want one like Jordan's, but in blue. And for 500 quid tar.

Polly How awful.

Casper

PS Whilst I have the deepest admiration for those of you "playing it cool" with your late entry for the "Secret Santa" gift-exchange, could you please Man The Fuck Up and send me your postal addresses so that you actually get a naffing present?

ski I thought that all happened in The Other Place. Which won't let me in .

Will mail you now.

Ps thanks polly

Gin yer welcome me babber

Awww, sorry, not sure if I'll be able to play on the secret santa - unless someone wants to get stuck with v expensive postage plus fair chance of either pressie never turning up...... :-(

Oh Polly

casper I woz ere and told you congrats, you old diff-er, you. . POAS laughed at me.

ski Oh good, I'm glad you're considering ODE. Either you will have a bloody good time at them or you will become a diffed lady, obviously. Jordan's? Yeah - but you would then have to turn into some kind of freak show of a bitch of a husk of a woman, even if it was in blue.

carrots "freak show husk of a woman"? I'm there already!

longwee Well the idea I had for Aerie/hawaiian would be that if they want to play they could give us a website address for a local pressie store. Do such things exist in your neck of the woods?

GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! Have you deleted yourself from the other place again? Riddikulus besom.

ideal I deleted gin's "dead" profile from the other place and cannot connect her new profile to it, maybe casper or scorps can give it a go. I've been through all the privacy settings and I can't find anything where you can block yourself from being invited to a group... I'm puzzled.

Deffo no internet gift stores round here unfortunately... Will have a think & see if I can come up with a cunning plan...

camel NO!

The first thingy I registered went to shit,so I done did it again. Apparently facefuckingfuck now hates me and ski can't invite the new me to join.

I know it was pretty dumb to bugger up the first registration but this time I ain't done nuffink,it all seems to work fine except the invitey bit. Is bollocks.

ski I haven't even set any privacy shizzle. Am relying on the fact that I don't really exist and will only accept friends who are certified BESHES.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY for Curlers! V for you ( for the rash - hope you can get it sorted, my itchy love). Don't worry about the wibbly feeling; even those of us edging into the baby-snatching category like me would feel 'eek!' about the whole BFP thang

Now, is it too early to ask that you be my surrogate in the future, seeing as you're only a baby BESH right now?

I hope your good luck rubs off on others: still have high hopes for Ski, Cosmo and her womb of indecision and even ole early C3-POAS Carrots 'erself.

Also for Gin, who has the added 2WOOFL nightmare of all possible symptoms also being symptomatic of being a mum of a boisterous toddler

Ski, am sending you my address now (sorry) and will be checking out the FB thing about Jailbait's sis Camel mentioned. Would say though, that as abusers take their daily humiliations and frustrations on the victim, a beating from Jailbait could just make me give her more shit. Awful, awful situation.

I've got a bit of SMM , I mean FFJ and it's only CD9. Might POK later and get the whole madness ball rolling a day early. Am feeling v depressed about updiff ever happening for me. Don't think we have sex often enough. Would it be a dreadful faux pas to ask to borrow extreme's everyday-sexin' Mister?

scorps how is the little menkul making gadget working out? I never managed further than about CD10 with the thing...

Am waiting for droid still... should be today sometime... although I no feel it coming...

I is keeping fite club brad by the way - he loves me and likes being chained up to me bed

Gin, I invited the new, proper you to join the group last night, so check your invites an' shiz!

scorp I did the everyday shagging thing too! Well not for that long,did one day then day off then 3 days in a row (TWICE on one day!!) right bang on probable right-ish time. And it wasn't even on purpose,was the fabulousness of the dirty weekend away+new pants.

But I fucking have to be diffed as we will never ever manage to do that again!

and yep,I can't exactly look out for unusual tiredness! Last night mani up 12.30,3am,5.20,6am,7.30. Which is exactly what I need to make me feel super when I'm ill.

thanks, thanks thanks all round. Now must try to concentrate on work.