30s TTC - The BESH little gin palace in mumsnet

[idealcamel]

The bar is open and the ticking clock has been muffled for the duration...Come on in!

carrots has found me not BESH palace on fb - add her if you like carrots. She's in a wedding dress hugging some "random".

Last preggo I saw in a supermarket was buying wine. By the 2 litres.

medee Funny, I was thinking exactly the same last night. I have been chugging down folic acid since the end of Nov-08. Boots are 'aving a larf innit. I had bloodwork done in Jul-07 and all my folic/B vits came back great.

I get mine from Healthspan, seems to be loads cheaper.

folic acid more or less free in Tesco - less than 1p per day anyway

I'm keeping carrots all to myself - not only does she have the most beautiful smile but her company is my mecca and when I finally drop the butter dish she will be getting my business. I just always felt that way inclined anyway.

YOU MUST READ THIS

Yays! It rules!

Grr. Daily Hate.

erm, please? Loving the Daily Maul lashing via twitter.com/stephenfry and others

off to find some carrots.

Loads of people on another forum I frequent are lodging complaints with the PCC over that article.

Tried to do the same myself, but the PCC site has crashed!

ha! Hopefully the woman is sacked.

where is the hag of gin

camel you only made the joke in your head tho... sadly I shared it around

Hello everyone, any chance I can enter your gin-joint? I have been lurking about outside with my nose pressed up against the window for a couple of days..

My 'journey': 3.5yrs TTC and 'twolickleangelbaybeezindeheaven'

Hello

Can I come in? Have been lurking for 2 weeks hours and I think I could be a BESH.

I am 36 and have been SWI for over a year with just one mc to show for it.

I drink gin, vodka and tequilla amongst other things.

Only problem is that I'm allergic to horses.......does that rule me out?

Welcome FooFoo and waspy waspy Bah, I'm allergic to horses and it doesn't stop me - just makes me look somewhat ridiculous during coat-shedding season.

Come one, come all. Pull yourself a pew and answer the questions as posed by Scorpette yesterday.

FooFoo Do you have an appropriate sparkling graphical banner to go with the icklebabeezindeheaven?

In my capacity of official hostess Welcome, Newbs!

Questions to be answered:

What colour are your walls?

Number of pets?

Inappropriate (read: weird) crush of shame?

Lesbian crush?

I think there are some more...

Really sorry to hear about your miscarriages/twolickleangelbaybeezindeheaven' Hope the Palace de Gin helps.

camel The more is:

1. Men - are you a gold digger or a cradle snatching cougar?

2. Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use:
   a) weewee
   b) poopoo
   c) foofoo
   d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.

3. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you:
   a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway.
   b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings.

4. Is R2D2:
   a) an adorable robot from Star Wars.
   b) the source of all evil.

waspy snap on the SWI timeframe and babyfail x1

chocho don't dribble on the window will you?

ok

What colour are your walls? yellow

Number of pets? none (see allergies)

Inappropriate (read: weird) crush of shame? Huw Edwards

Lesbian crush? Shakira

And........

1. gold digger. I wish he did have some gold....actually only 3 years in it.

2. Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use:

c) foofoo (with strange legs in the air action afterwards)

3. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you:
   a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway.

4. Is R2D2:
   a) an adorable robot from Star Wars.
   b) the source of all evil.
   Both a and b.......

How did I do?

Thanks for the welcome...

No sparkly banner yet - I think the entitlement to that only arises once you have copied and pasted at least 10 'inspirational' poems about your sad loss into every ttc website available. Okay:

Walls: They are white

Pets: None...don't like living things very much, but my dad like to bet on the horseez - does that help?

Crush of Shame: Will Mellor (of 'Two Pints' fame) but don't tell anyone, okay)

Lesbo crush: Cheryl Cole circa 'Love Machine' (yes, I am channelling a thirteen year old schoolboy)

Re: Angelbaybeezinheaven...the gin will indeed help, plus the fags, cos no one can tell you not to smoke when you have just m/ced, and tbh I think it's what my angelbaybeez would have wanted

waspy Ok, you're in. I love Shakira, too. But we still need the answers to scorp's list of incredibly personal and slightly dirty questions.

Quick actual SWI question - anyone have any idea if Berocca could screw up my cycle? Have been living on the stuff recently and have no signs of my little dried up egg.

I hate avatars and banners under names, it takes up three times as much space as what has actually been written.

Welcome new ladies. I do the waving legs in air thing too, can't quite manage a proper shoulder stand when in bed.

Vit C can affect something (your fanny juices perhaps?) but no idea about it affecting ov.

chocho have you just mc'd ? I wouldz not wish it on my worstest enemies

luckily we has Gin in da palace

Sorry, peeps, x posted. FooFoo, you sound like a BESH, too. Apart from the Will Mellor thing which is frankly odd.