TTC bus 🚌 47 for all them odd b*tches who DON’T ovulate on CD14 🍳

[bez91]

It’s been twelve million years & Minster & the good time crew are still here…it’s almost September and we basically missed out August for BFPs so we are owed.

Lots of people have got new jobs, had time off, gone on holiday, moved house, but what we haven’t had is the BFP to go with it- what’s with that??

So we’re owed a bumper bus ride right? That’s how it goes surely? If you are looking for a community of lovely ladies who know how frustrating it is when your doctor tells you “all women ovulate on day 14” errrr nope, we know a bus load of women who don’t thanks very much 🙋🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️😆🤔then here’s the bus for you. Oh and we don’t just talk TTC, we’ll chat about anything. In fact that’s positively encouraged cos TTC can be bloody boring sometimes!

It costs an embarrassing life (or TTC) story for your ticket please then you can hop on board

Roll on September ladies, it’s time for tunics, leggings & pulling those tunics up for hot quickie action right??

All aboard bus number 47

I think I was under the influence when I agreed to take on this agency bus driver role 🍻 I endeavour to not drink drive…

Plugging @minster2012 blog \\\___, we’ve had cancer, travels & ivf so need to get to the fun stuff, more ivf, surrogacy and more! #shamelessplug
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Taking up their seats & buckling up...

@Franklydear
@Vil10
@lexber
@amy2503
@2alreadywantanother
@InkyPaper
@bez91
@Manifestingbaby
@larrythelizard
@DKDK123
@Dollybird89
@Polkadotpixie
@kaylesd
@Billythecat
@sezzy25
@feliznavidad2
@cheekymonkey3112
@JuniperAndTonic
@butterfliesx
@GuessHowMuch
@dmb91
@Mumlili9
@aims1991
@hellointhere
@indiana2006
@thedesirerainbow
@cockneysparra1
@RAP08
@silver31

Just about hanging on with fingertips
@sausage1990

IVF/IUI/ICSI /clomid passengers as well as TTC on the side!
@somatronic
@clolo
@manifestingbaby
@Dollybird89
@juno231
@paintfairy
@sunbird24

Bumps & babies who want to keep track of us 👀
@clairey844
@blackcurrantqueen
@Missgoldilocks
@lucyrp
@KateColx
@blodyn91
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@Gem176
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@Hollie657
@justanothercyster
@DJmum83
@Thinkingandblinking
@florence13
@2020mission
@Asthenia
@Hopeful110
@katiekattty
@madeoftea
@becarefuloutthere
@crazydoglady
@Amy00
@tornados2Inc
@KiwiTTC1st

@Minster2012 😂 great typo though
@Juno231 the month will fly by, but it’s way too hot here, London must be awful, awful I tell you
@paintfairy don’t be scare, things moving, yei!
@whatwonder welcome, love the story, hope for a short ride

We ended up in the pub for lunch, very good vintage pub, as he run late, tapas tomorrow. No work, I’ve been promised

Oh interesting @whatwonder yes it was me who mentioned it. I'm up quite early in the week and not so much ok the weekends which is why I was tempted... @Minster2012 can tell you about ass juice and EWCM...

@whatwonder that would be me knocking over a candle too 😀😂🤣and @larrythelizard there was a TINY splodge of egg yolk on the sheet but totally worth it!! On the ewcm I don't get much and I find having an evening primrose oil tablet per day til OV & a glass of ass fruit juice (golden grapefruit juice) really helps. We call it ass fruit juice cos it tastes of ass. Really. It's awful. But even when I've only had the ass fruit juice I can notice a difference. That's interesting on the Ava bracelet. I do bbt but I don't trust it 100% as I drink at the weekend and struggle to do it same time so I adjust it but it does still seem to show my ovulation on the cycle it's happened so it's good to see the trend

@Franklydear I love a vintage pub! So is more tapas promised too??

@paintfairy ooooooo movement on the ivf that's great!!

@Bea14 omg you need to catch up on MAFSUK and I'm so looking forwards to tonight's now!! I love a shit tv programme 😃😄🤪

@Lexber today is not the day for work darling!!

@Amy00 loving Wilbur!! Great name!! He's gonna be a big dog I remember you saying right?

Ps @Somatronic the timing on the sex hmmmm that's interesting...what's your thoughts on your "whenever you want" bits???

@Minster2012 tapas tomorrow, we are booking! They have pulpo, (octopus), and Padron peppers, and I’ll know if they are the right ones, cos that’s about 20 min from dh town, dh says I cannot ask for the packaging to check denomination of origin, I am hoping for croquetas, bechamel not potato purée, I’ll report back, if it’s as good as promised, I’ll take you all

@Lexber congratulations!!! 🎉🎉

@bez91 congrats, keeping my fingers crossed for you ❤️

@Vil10 omg wtf is wrong with people?! Sounds terrifying, it's no wonder your OH us feeling shaken❤️ how are you feeling today?? Big hugs

@Bea14 colds are no fun, hope you feel better soon!

@paintfairy that's so exciting! Glad you haven't had too long to wait. You'll have to let us know what it's like!

Welcome to all the newbies!

Still nothing to report on my side, not heard from the clinic yet but with DH's blood tests taking like 10 weeksish to come back I think it'll be October before we hear anything. One of my cats had to go to the vets again today because she's been peeing everywhere. Turns out she has urinary crystals and has to have a special diet, but if it means I don't have to clean cat pee off the floor several times a day I'll take it 🙈

@larrythelizard the 6am session is because it's exactly 36 hours after I take the injection. I mean, I'm sure there's no need to he so precise but I'll just do what I'm told this month anyway.

@whatwonder welcome!

@minster2012 haha the freestyle sex sessions will be me grinning and bearing it for the sake of the cause. I am fine doing it every second day but this kind of regimental sex sounds like hard work.
Another month that I've forgotten to try your EWCM recommendations. Ffs! I'll have to try lube I think to give myself the best chance and try to get on your ass juice and evening primrose oil next cycle.

Lots to catch up on...

@Amy00 not tried GP yet, I very much doubt they would as they referred me to RMC who I can't get a callback from 🤦🏼‍♀️ so will try private clinic tomorrow. True, low risk so going to keep persevering 😬
Wilbur is the coolest name 😍

@dmb91 natural to feel that way about wishing it was you. Poor lass has had a rough ride though.

Welcome @whatwonder thankyou and thanks for your story 🤦🏼‍♀️. I'm interested to know if you 'finished' your sex session though? With regards to ewcm post birth control mine didn't really change it's always been quite good. The month I drank grapefruit juice though I had shes loads or ass juice as @Minster2012 would say... I quite like it!

@Manifestingbaby I'm feeling ok mentally, nothing else to report really apart from I still have thrush 😂

@paintfairy that's great news, that's pretty bloody soon!

@larrythelizard with yolk on the sheets 🍳 😆 now this is THE weather for gardening leave 👌🏼

@InkyPaper thankyou 😊 that's a long time to wait for bloods. Have you chased them up?

In other news... a wood pigeon just flew into my kitchen I completely shit myself and ran and hid in the living room and shouted DH to capture it who was putting DD to bed. I'm not usually a screamer but it caught me off guard. Managed to record the capture though whilst DD was adamant she wanted to stroke it 😂

@bez91 is this going on Insta? Do I follow you? I need to see this!

@InkyPaper 10 weeks wtaf??? Have you chased them? And your cat is on crystals?? Like Crystal meth? What? 😂🤣see this is why I don't do cats!

@Franklydear ooooo I'm def in for that. Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhh

@Somatronic yeah I mean that doesn't sound fun tbh. So the ass fruit juice worked for you too? There's a select few that like it I think. Not many but a couple! Well on the 6am session that's similar to egg collection being 36 hours after trigger shot too so I guess it's the same. When the egg is at its best?

@bez91 omg please put it on Insta 😂🤣love to see that!!

I also just had a shitty incident too. Literally. You'll be pleased I didn't put it on Insta. You might think oooooo nice bedroom today. However an hour ago I was gagging. And no it wasn't another great symptom. It was because our toilets here are shit (all need replacing) and after DS went to the loo our drainage tank is obviously fcked & poo started spewing up the toilet and then also up the sink. DH tried to unblock it, made it worse sending s*itty water splashing up the walls and door & towel rack. Making me gag as I help clear up the stinking drain water.

However, as it was sold as "in need of work" (read fully needing gutting) the vendors didn't even clean it to show it and so that room is now the cleanest it's likely been in 20 years. However. The toilet isn't fixed and none really work to have a poo in without fear of seeing it again upon flushing, which is a bit crap if, like me, you basically have medical diarrhoea forever.

We are in need of a good rodding. Drainage wise of course. 😂🤣

Uh.

On IG @Minster2012 @becarefuloutthere 😂
Oh @Minster2012 that is a shitty occurrence 😂 I wouldn't recommend rodding maybe jetting 😆 oooh do you have a septic tank where you are? When we bought our house the seeds show we're not connected to waste, it's just a mistake but delayed the solicitor by another 8 weeks 🤦🏼‍♀️

Sorry not been on much, work is making me so lethargic atm and I'm in so much pain with my feet and joints it's all I can manage to flop once home!

Sorry for any bfns and congrats to those with bfp's 💕

@bez91 @Minster2012 I know! The wait is nuts but it's because it's bloods for genetic screening, so we were warned by the hospital that it'd take a minimum of 10 weeks to get done.

@Minster2012 🤣🤣🤣🤣 cat wee is super acidic and in some cats it can form crystals, which can make it super uncomfortable for them to wee. Omg that is truly the shittest story 🤣🤣🤣 bless ya, that is not what you need!

Sounds like horrendous cat cystitis @InkyPaper!

That sounds super grim @Minster2012 is there a quick easy fix or are you all in nappies for the foreseeable?

I'm taking still having thrush as a good thing @bez91! I'm picturing a scene a bit like the Irish family trying to catch the bat...

Oh ok @Somatronic that makes more sense than I expected. But ergh.

@bez91 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆pahhhhhhhhaaahhhhaaaa love it. DH is crawling himself with you. For a guy that goes shooting, he's actually scared of birds. That's his hell. I'd have to get it out.

@larrythelizard nappies all the way I'm afraid! We need to rod or jet the drain & @bez91 is right, we are on a septic tank which is a Victorian one on next doors property which needs replacing & a new one just for us put on our property. Which we were going to do once we've got planning etc for our renovations/extension/changes, however, as our shower pump keeps dying so we have cold showers & also all the flushes basically don't work I think it might be made sooner 😩🙄

@InkyPaper ok so 10 weeks expected then, humph & poor cats

@Justanothercyster I'm sure you don't flop, you sit gracefully 😘

@paintfairy great news that things are getting going!! How exciting!!

Sorry I've been quiet again today, OH ended up in hospital again, severe headaches, dizzy, sweating, felt he was going to faint, was in all day they did more scans etc, and said the bleed is still there but it's contained, prescribed him pain relief and said as long as his symptoms don't get worse, like being sick, headaches at the back or top of his head, then all is okay, he's got an appointment on Friday morning with the facial reconstruction team to discuss whether he needs the right side of his face reconstructing, doctor also said he needs to be supervised and monitored at all times so I'm off again tomorrow then from Thursday I'll be dropping him off with his step dad, then his mum is back from her holiday next weekend so she can take care of him whilst I'm at work! Only just got back from hospital so I'm just looking forward to a shower and to get in bed and try and sleep!!

@Vil10 omg your poor OH! Big hugs for you both, hope he feels better soon ❤️

@Vil10 oh dear! What an ordeal, what an awful turn, who is taking care of you? Someone needs to be making sure that you eat, you sleep, you have an outlet for the anguish..... you matter too

Ah yeah @Minster2012 that doesn't sound quick or cheap! Have you now completed on the old house?

@Vil10 poor poor chap, sounds awful. You sound like an incredible support team but like @Franklydear is someone looking after you? 💕

@Minster2012 I'm with your DH I think I'd have fared better if it was a tarantula, snake or crocodile. I can't do the flapping wings 🙈 ooh no, hopefully someone can do a quick fix? At least with toilets you could replace them without having to do the bathrooms yet?

Oh @Vil10 you're really both going through it ☹️ take care of yourself too 💕

@Minster2012 oh nooooo, no no no, that needs sorting, today, is there a contingency plan?

@vil10 that is mental, I am so sorry he's going through all this :(

@Minster2012 @bez91 my OH is terrified of birds too and we had one fly into our living room whilst at uni and I had to rescue him 😂

Wtf is that poo story minster???

@Vil10 ah hun so sorry you're both still going through this. Good it's contained tho n he's being well looked after. You're doing great! 😘

@bez91 great vid lol! Similar happened to my BIL but down the chimney 😂 my sister filmed it and my BIL's scream was so high pitched when he finally caught it that his mate put it Taylor swift's trouble, hilarious 🤣

@bez91 neither of us finished, and he did make me pay for the bedding. This was a sorry about an ex bf after all 😂

@Vil10 I’m so sorry to hear about your OH that is just awful! I hope he feels better soon! Bleed on the brain sounds pretty scary, glad to hear that it’s contained. Has he got a concussion?

@Minster2012 💩☠️🥴 best of luck with the poomageddon sitch! will everyone need to be in nappies then? 😂