TTC bus 🚌 47 for all them odd b*tches who DON’T ovulate on CD14 🍳

[bez91]

It’s been twelve million years & Minster & the good time crew are still here…it’s almost September and we basically missed out August for BFPs so we are owed.

Lots of people have got new jobs, had time off, gone on holiday, moved house, but what we haven’t had is the BFP to go with it- what’s with that??

So we’re owed a bumper bus ride right? That’s how it goes surely? If you are looking for a community of lovely ladies who know how frustrating it is when your doctor tells you “all women ovulate on day 14” errrr nope, we know a bus load of women who don’t thanks very much 🙋🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️😆🤔then here’s the bus for you. Oh and we don’t just talk TTC, we’ll chat about anything. In fact that’s positively encouraged cos TTC can be bloody boring sometimes!

It costs an embarrassing life (or TTC) story for your ticket please then you can hop on board

Roll on September ladies, it’s time for tunics, leggings & pulling those tunics up for hot quickie action right??

All aboard bus number 47

I think I was under the influence when I agreed to take on this agency bus driver role 🍻 I endeavour to not drink drive…

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Taking up their seats & buckling up...

@Franklydear
@Vil10
@lexber
@amy2503
@2alreadywantanother
@InkyPaper
@bez91
@Manifestingbaby
@larrythelizard
@DKDK123
@Dollybird89
@Polkadotpixie
@kaylesd
@Billythecat
@sezzy25
@feliznavidad2
@cheekymonkey3112
@JuniperAndTonic
@butterfliesx
@GuessHowMuch
@dmb91
@Mumlili9
@aims1991
@hellointhere
@indiana2006
@thedesirerainbow
@cockneysparra1
@RAP08
@silver31

Just about hanging on with fingertips
@sausage1990

IVF/IUI/ICSI /clomid passengers as well as TTC on the side!
@somatronic
@clolo
@manifestingbaby
@Dollybird89
@juno231
@paintfairy
@sunbird24

Bumps & babies who want to keep track of us 👀
@clairey844
@blackcurrantqueen
@Missgoldilocks
@lucyrp
@KateColx
@blodyn91
@Catherinettc
@michelleScarn
@Ltay2
@BlondePotter
@Clairey844
@Gem176
@kirky658
@Hollie657
@justanothercyster
@DJmum83
@Thinkingandblinking
@florence13
@2020mission
@Asthenia
@Hopeful110
@katiekattty
@madeoftea
@becarefuloutthere
@crazydoglady
@Amy00
@tornados2Inc
@KiwiTTC1st

Pleased DS is covid negative @Franklydear although sorry he's still poorly.

Sounds like a plan @bez91 - hope you get that sorted 🤞🏼

@Lexber you are deffo going to have to test at some point although I do get how you're feeling!

Pleased meds weren't too bad @Somatronic, now I just hope they work!!

Is that something you expected @feliznavidad2? Is that finally a diagnosis?

@Minster2012 imagine you without a crocked leg - you'd be completely unstoppable (rather than the almost unstoppable you are now!)

I've just given my company car back and cried slightly at the mechanic, thankfully I'm wearing sunglasses so he didn't notice/pretended not to notice as it's weird!

@larrythelizard glad you'd got your sunnies. Was it a nice company car? 😖

Just did a FRER with middle of the day diluted urine at 9dpo and rather unsurprisingly, it was a BFN. 🙄

I'll now wait and see, until the need to POAS takes me again. Or the spotting begins. Doh.

🙋🏼‍♀️ I ovulated on CD 23 this month! Currently 10dpo and resisting the urge to test!

Forgot to answer your question @larrythelizard - unfortunately not, I already knew I'd got endometriosis as had surgery in 2013 and they diagnosed it then. Just concerned it may have worsened since then/infiltrated other bits.

Probably not as nice as my new car @feliznavidad2 but sort of an end of an era kind of weirdness. Last thing to do is write my LinkedIn update!

Will they operate then? @feliznavidad2 or no need yet? No comment on random POASing...!

@Dinkydonut1 one of the bus was told by her GP that everyone ovulates on CD14 so we've been enjoying proving them wrong, welcome to the club!

@Dinkydonut1 pfft not possible - @vil10 s GP said everyone ovulated CD14 so you must be stark raving mad

welcome!

I suppose the same doctor believes that all women have a 28 day cycle and a 14 day LP too?

Oh my @Dinkydonut1, did you go to medical school?

Ahem that's Dr @Dinkydonut1 to you @Franklydear!

@Franklydear one doesn't need to go to medical school to know that all women have a 28 day cycle and ovulate on exactly day 14

Was the doctor also a male too by any chance?

Thanks for the welcomes!
hope to see some BFPS this month!

@Dinkydonut1 omg good point - I swear I thought it was a woman (@vil10 what was it!)

Welcome @Dinkydonut1 despite your medical intelligence we still need an embarrassing story for your ticket 😉

Got to have been a male doctor surely 🤯or a female that's never had to track her cycle ever!

@bez91 embarrassing story - got it.

Last winter, an innocent young gentleman trying to earn a bit of cash knocked on my door asking if I wanted him to shovel the snow off my drive. I was in a bit of a rush to answer the door, with nothing but a dressing gown on (nope no underwear either), my little boy was screaming so I quickly scooped him up and answered the door, I saw the man glance down at my ahem nether regions and instantly in my head thought fuck, closed the door only to realise my little boy had kicked my dressing gown to the side, displaying my full vagina to the snow shoveler. Not my proudest moment. He either went home scarred for life or thinking it was his lucky day 😂

@Juno231 hmmm I thought it was a woman too? @Vil10 ?
@Dinkydonut1 omg! Brilliant story! 🤣

I have a 28 days cycle and ovulated on CD14 this month.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

For the first time ever I'm "normal" 🤣🤣🤣

Ahhha 😂 @Dinkydonut1 I think I'd have felt a draught especially with snow on the ground 😆

Baltic crotch rather than lightning crotch!

I caved... evening wee and I only peed an hour ago at work!!

Fuuuuck!!!

@Somatronic are you in the uk or not? English authors I would say usually don't get it right but on this occasion (and is I organised of course) if was beautiful September sun, amazing fun & vintage tractors, games & music for all so yeah basically like the books (we won't talk about the pressure/stress etc!) 🤣so pleased you've not had the side effects either and you are also able to enjoy the weather. Ahhh you've just said Ireland. Makes sense

@Franklydear when they are done they are often down that's how we know DS is really ill 😬

@bez91 did you get any luck with the epu/progesterone?

@Silver31 so many ppl asked if yesterday was my swan song in the village! But then 2 others asked if I was going to continue helping with the glam Rock tribute I've organised for November and helping with the Xmas party...you see I only live 2 miles away now but yes I basically introduced my neighbours to sorting out the village events this time (not sure they enjoyed it though other than our wine nights organising it!) 🤣soft cheese you can cook & it's no bother. Baked Camembert 🥳plus my SIL went against all rules (still does) and 3 pregnancies fine

@Crazydoglady123 it's a slippery slope 🤣what did you get from Australia?!

@feliznavidad2 I think the results of your ultrasound are all good. And no spotting. Again all good. Can't stop a mind from wandering

@larrythelizard omg bless you on the car. But you are getting a better one right?

@Dinkydonut1 pahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaa loving your story and you must be a doctor too. A male one. But no it was a woman. Clearly an annoying 28 day cycle fertile one. I ovulated on CD17 having not ovulate for months! We are all crazy miracles here!! 🤣in fact a lot of us are also inadvertent flashers I think 😆🤗🤔 did he then shovel your snow??? I feel the story is incomplete?

@Lexber you aren't normal love. Fact. You haven't tested yet. 😉

Aghhhhh I spoke to soooonnnnnn @Lexber 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Now that's an unmistakable BFP! Congratulations @Lexber 🎉🎉🎉

I'm still very much in shock and disbelief and slightly anxious... but it's there and it's strong and it was evening weak wee!

OH is over the moon and advised me it's because he is "Strong Like Bull" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well if that's what you get for carrying a tampon around a festival I'm going to book myself into one @Lexber! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 congrats!

Bit worried that @Vil10's dr was right and that actually I do need to be ovulating on CD14 to get pregnant 😂

@Minster2012 glam rock?! This sounds like a very lovely Yorkshire village!

Is it the bonds baby stuff @Crazydoglady123?! I love it!

@Lexber omg! Omg! Omg!
@Dinkydonut1 where are you that you need snow shovelled? And did he do it?
Ds causing mayhem, he is all better, he had lunch, and a bath, and some crisp, and destroyed the living room... school tomorrow

@Lexber congratulations 🥳 fabulous strong line and in the evening too 👏🏾

Woooot. That's one hell of a line @Lexber - congratulations. x