TWINS?! Oh f**k! 😱 avoiding those 🧀🍆& banging in camper vans; it’s TTC bus 42

[Minster2012]

So ladies. You thought you got rid of me eh? Like the omnipresent flashing smiley face on the joker clear blue sticks you can’t get past I’m BACK! 🤡😄

The agency driver did the most amazing job I tried to offer a permanent job but apparently temping is much more lucrative & she’s got a gig elsewhere much better paid than driving you reprobates so you a stuck with me I’m afraid, like that rash you’ve been meaning to go to the doctors about or a guy with a cheesey dick you really need to have a conversation with but can’t bring yourself too 🤪�hthank you so much @larrythelizard

We’ve reserved a bench seat each for our newest 2 sets of bus twins, but don’t worry there’s still room for more!

So get those cheese dicks 🧀🍆washed & prepped, park up the camper van, ditch the whey powder & join the team for the banging game!

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related and nothing is TMI here so let’s hope the ride (bus not banging) doesn’t take long 🤞🏻🙌🏻

This is where dogs, dicks & chat go hand in hand as we navigate the stormy seas of TTC.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

And we’ve gone bumper with a twins section...
@madeoftea
@crazydoglady

Roll on the summer

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@Minster2012 it’s meant to be, I am nearly ready to hope (ps love how everybody corrects my spelling errors so casually like nobody noticed, don’t even double check anymore)

@Minster2012 that happens to me when we go to Spain, dinner is at 10, I always have a predinner meal, also a prelunch meal cos that’s at 3

@Crazydoglady123 thank you 😊 yay to talking! That's a start 😉
Good dinner choice, looks lush! 👌🏾
@Minster2012 erm I'd be outraged getting to a bbq n it's not even lit! 🤯 wtf is wrong with ppl?! I'd be chewing my arm off waiting until 930, madness! Good job your Dh suggested some of that sandwich!
@Franklydear Love the sound of pre lunch and pre dinner 😋 you're doing it right I think!

Anybody else get a pain in just one boob? Totally random and not had it before just started 🤷

I've got stabby boob pain tonight. Blaming progesterone. Bloated AF too.

Just eating a deeelicious ice lolly from Aldi. I sent OH to get some earlier after we had some a few weeks ago and I couldn't stop thinking about them. 

@Crazydoglady123 that looks yum

Hope you get fed soon @Minster2012 - I'd be starving. Surely they must have some err crisps or something? Love a pre-dinner bowl of crisps to whet the ole appetite.

Impressed about the afternoon sex @Kirky658 and in this heat too!

@bez91 can't believe the football -
apparently he's alright though now 😮

OH is playing computer games so I need to find something to watch... Just finished Time on BBC iPlayer - was fab.

Sorry, my boob pain comment was ag you @Dollybird89 - boob pain solidarity 👊

@feliznavidad2

Sorry, my boob pain comment was ag you *@Dollybird89* - boob pain solidarity 👊

Mines gone now 🤣 was weird haha 👊

Hey ladies!! Sorry I haven't been able to catch up with you all, had a hectic day today!! My friend went to see that house, liked it but said it was out of their price range and told me they aren't in the position to buy, we're going to see it tomorrow so I'll let you all know how we find it! Also, my mum brought home Albert today!! He's adorable and settled so so well, definitely confident too! Hope everyone's having a lovely Saturday night❤️

@feliznavidad2 ooh yummy looking lollies!!
@Vil10 yay to your friend not being able to afford the house, here's hoping you two can!! 🤞🏾
Yay to Albert getting a home!! Go mum! He's the cutest 🥰

He is quite the poseur @Vil10 😍 and some good news on the house! Hope it all works out for you!

Another yum for your dinner @Crazydoglady123 even though I’ve just had my own dinner... seem to be veering between ravenous/insatiable and nauseous at the moment. Trying not to get too carried away though.

Hope you get fed soon @Minster2012, they could have at least put some nibbles out! I would just have the bbq with the kids and drinks when they are in bed 🤷🏻‍♀️

We've had crisps 🤣that's it, the bbq is nearly ready! It's an ongoing clash when we went on holiday with them @Haiyaa that they don't all eat together but they don't. So their "feeding routine" started at 4pm, at which point we had to be at the holiday cottage, then the youngest ate, then the older, then the younger bathed, separate to the elder , then multiple stories ten bed...then adults ate 🙄😩😬it was awful

We do things very differently 🤣

@Vil10 OMG little squishy pupper! He's adorable 😍

Does anyone suffer from hay fever? I'm having an awful time with it, I literally sneezed over 30 times in 10 minutes earlier but I'm on CD14 so desperately trying to avoid antihistamines because I don't want to dry up my CM 😩 I'm using eye drops and a nasal spray but had to cave and take some Piriton because I couldn't stop sneezing long enough for 🍆, not even joking 😂 All done now though and OPKs look like they're heading towards positive, hopefully tomorrow 🤞

I think I'm out this month ladies.

I feel different to how I have last couple of days. Bleeding more now and I've just gone to pop a tampon in to go in hot tub after wipe gate the finale june21 and I was wiping more bright blood and when I looked there was a small clot in the toilet - I think implantation tried and possibly nearly happened but then it wasn't meant to be this time.

I'm ok, disappointed but ok, Oh is disappointed but going forward we can plan together next month and I may get a BFP for my birthday 🎉 so 🤞🏼🤞🏼

Good luck @Franklydear you need to do this for us both now... xxxx

Oh no @Lexber

It's fucking stopped..... 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

@Crazydoglady123 yesss to Chinese 😋 @Minster2012 hope you've been fed now! That's a bonkers time to be starting a BBQ.

I always think that @Franklydear it's very European eating late, I'd have wasted away by then. My lovely Polish friend from work once got the job of arranging the Christmas do, she never got chosen again after she booked the table for 9:30pm, we finished work at 4pm and sat in the office drinking tequila, I've never had such a bad hangover and mostly down to lack of food 😆

@Vil10 I love Albert he's great! That's good news on the house, hope it lives up to all you hope it to be 🤞🏼

@notyetamumbuttrying I hope we like it now after all this😂 he is the cutest!! How're you feeling??

@Haiyaa he definitely isn't camera shy!!

@polkadotpixie isn't he!! Taking piriton so you could get on that 🍆 love it😂 hope you feel better tomorrow x

@Lexber ahh sorry for bleeding, don't lose hope yet, you're not out until af arrives!!

@bez91 I feel like now the house is gonna be such an anti climax, I hope not though!! I'll keep you all updated!

We've eaten finally. Honestly @bez91 I would've sacked that person, I hate eating late. I was trying to not drink too much before having basically eaten a 🍌& 1 piece of toast all day 😬so now eaten & realised it's too f ing cold to be sat outside. Honestly. Those from the bus will remember how/ annoyed I got in sep when we went on holiday to bamburgh & it was awful 🤨

@blackcurrantqueen good luck tomorrow fir the scan just in case a miracle happens & im not awake 🥰🤗😘that baby is in there good & I want to see a pic XX

I’ll catch up later, going back to sleep, bfn, with a frer and already late, I am ok

Hope all goes well today @blackcurrantqueen 😊

Ahh @Franklydear sorry on the BFN ☹️ it never gets easier - sending love 💕

Sorry for the BFN’s @Lexber and @Franklydear. I was sure that it was going to be your month!

Good luck today @blackcurrantqueen, I’m sure it will all be fine and yes I too would like a pic of your snuggly bean!

Glad you managed to eat eventually @Minster2012, I would be raging! Hope it was at least good?

Glad you were finally fed @Minster2012 I couldn't have dealt with that!

Sounds promising on the house front @Vil10 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 Albert looks GORGEOUS!

Oh no @Franklydear ☹️☹️☹️

@Lexber I never spotted pre period until I started TTCing, hopefully not the same for you!

Massive good luck today @blackcurrantqueen xxx

Don't think I'm too hungover today although yet to sit up. I do, however, feel like been hit by a bus after a couple of hard days at the gym!

Thank you girls, just driving now, so so nervous but I've got a golden frostino so that's keeping me distracted 😂
Will report back ASAP! X

@Franklydear oh nooooooo to the BFN that's rubbish I'm sorry darling

@Lexber if it's not AF then you aren't out yet

@Vil10 did you see the house yesterday? Look at Albert oh my god how gorgeous