TWINS?! Oh f**k! 😱 avoiding those 🧀🍆& banging in camper vans; it’s TTC bus 42

[Minster2012]

So ladies. You thought you got rid of me eh? Like the omnipresent flashing smiley face on the joker clear blue sticks you can’t get past I’m BACK! 🤡😄

The agency driver did the most amazing job I tried to offer a permanent job but apparently temping is much more lucrative & she’s got a gig elsewhere much better paid than driving you reprobates so you a stuck with me I’m afraid, like that rash you’ve been meaning to go to the doctors about or a guy with a cheesey dick you really need to have a conversation with but can’t bring yourself too 🤪�hthank you so much @larrythelizard

We’ve reserved a bench seat each for our newest 2 sets of bus twins, but don’t worry there’s still room for more!

So get those cheese dicks 🧀🍆washed & prepped, park up the camper van, ditch the whey powder & join the team for the banging game!

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related and nothing is TMI here so let’s hope the ride (bus not banging) doesn’t take long 🤞🏻🙌🏻

This is where dogs, dicks & chat go hand in hand as we navigate the stormy seas of TTC.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

And we’ve gone bumper with a twins section...
@madeoftea
@crazydoglady

Roll on the summer

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Wow that's really interesting @Crazydoglady123 I'd have assumed FMU but that's not on there at all!!

Edit - last 6 days

@Crazydoglady123 thanks, very interesting. Didn't know that was a thing. But now that I think of it, all my squinted were always stronger in the evening. I even googled in the past whether alcohol/food/coffee can affect test result (maybe by making you more dehydrated or something 🤷🏼‍♀️)

Will try again tonight (not like I wouldn't otherwise!)

Strongly resisting the urge at 12dpo I think to test - sat in Tesco car park with a giant bag of wotsits and no energy to drive home 🤣🤣🤣

@Sezzy25 I had a period like that, drove me bonkers thinking how can it be, dr said a fluke, helpful
@Lexber we are NOT testing today, if you do it I’ll have to, and it’ll be in your conscience

So helpful 🙈. I’m sure fluke is a medical term 😩.

Thank you 🙏🏻 I think I’m just going to let it go this month. Been so stressed about it all

@Minster2012, no not this one (hopefully) but the last one. My cheapies never really got that dark and my digital only reached 2-3 around 18-19 dpo considering how early I got a positive. Not necessarily in the tubes but maybe around my c section scar which is apparently a thing. But this time feeling far different, still get some lower back aches but more when moving around so think it is muscles relaxing, practically a dye stealer on the FRER, 2-3 digi and nice dark but not quite equal cheapie at 15dpo. Plus period has definitely not arrived so feeling good (except the tiredness, nausea and hot painful boobs!).

Went strawberry picking today and picked up some right beauts…

@Sezzy25 that sounds like my AF last month - frustrating as hell as last 4 days on off and so many BFN I gave up and accepted it wasn't implantation eventually

Ok ok @Franklydear I, NO WE WILL NOT TEAT TODAY...

Wipe gate 32455, tiny spot on liner, nothing when I wiped. Still cramping but wotsits helped. Home now may have another can of zero Orange Fanta and a nap...

Oh I love strawberries @Haiyaa ive bought 2 more fruit platters and gotten home to find there's still 3 in the fridge 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ I'm losing the plot

9dpo. After almost nothing this morning, somewhat more positive just now. Looks like some hormones are still being produced!

Hey all, sorry for being a bit quiet recently, work has been manic.
Unfortunately my fiance's procedure has been delayed for a couple of months 😞🙄 but it'll work out better because a higher chance of success procedure will be done instead 😁😁👍. That does mean that we will be able try to this month, instead of waiting till next month. Silver linings and all that. I'm due to ovulate within the week. So fingers crossed for a June bfp!!

@KiwiTTC1st there's def silver linings to the operation push back then 🙌🏻🤞🏻

@Tornado2Inc yesssss come on baby!!!

@Crazydoglady123 if you really like the area I would then, we have to drive to everything other than the pub and it's fine. Obviously it's a bit different than twins but honestly it's fine. Would you do a build/renovation when they are toddlers? If not id def do now. We can't order any kind of subway (or even takeaway to us) & we survive!

@Sezzy25 we have a phrase for our bodies being socks on this bus. Your body is being a fuck boy. Oh and twatface 🤣

@Haiyaa Ahhh I see, last one. It prob wasn't ectopic or you prob would've known but it sounds exactly like mine. I got the 2/3 but never 3+ when it should've been, yet I got a really good FRER at 12dpo. But then it obviously stopped growing. I had pain & bleeding but the scan still confirmed it was right place. I'm so pleased yours is different, gives us hope. Look at those strawberries 🥰🙌🏻love strawberries

@Lexber don't let @Franklydear down!! Are you both testing tomorrow then?

@blackcurrantqueen when's you scan tomorrow?

We are heading to friends this evening & then the circus tomorrow so I might be quiet. Just warning x

Wipe gate...

Blood on liner, not loads but some watery.
Wiped nothing.
Wiped again and blood.

Crampy and feeling shit just woke up after a 2 hour nap on sofa absolutely wiped out and sat crying for no reason 😞

@Lexber should you stop checking till tomorrow? It would drive me crazy
@Minster2012 that’s the plan, have fun, we have plans tomorrow too, obviously I’ll report first

Not sure I can hold my pee I til tomorrow @Franklydear 🤣🤣🤣

@Lexber sure you can, it’ll be superconcentrated and give a fat line

Shit. Anyone been watching the football? DH is in bits.

Testing tomorrow then ladies @Franklydear @Lexber

@Tornado2Inc so bloody interesting what @Crazydoglady123 posted, I always thought FMU was the one!

@Lexber I said stop checking cos I haven’t been picking all day, no, not me
@bez91 not watching today, but dh on the sport websites, whose about?

@bez91 my husband isn't watching this match but saw on the BBC news app that a player collapse, I hope he's ok! Such a shame

@Minster2012 aw thank you 😊 enjoy your friends today and the circus tomorrow, sounds like fun!
@Crazydoglady123 yeah not bad thanks. Round at my parents today and might stay over too so that I can't test in the morning 😂 don't want the bubble to end too early!
What's Dh said about how you left the house thing last night?
@larrythelizard have fun at the bbq, hope you sorted an outfit!
@Haiyaa aw great pics! Love a strawb 🍓
@Tornado2Inc clearly evening wees are the one for you! 👏🏾
@KiwiTTC1st yay to ttc this month! Hope it works!!
@bez91 yeah we turned over and saw the pundits talking so didn't see it happen. So shocking, I hope he's ok! 🥺

@bez91 wasn't watching it but just read on the news, hope the gent involved is OK, poor guy!
@haiyaa omg look at those strawbs!!!!!

Afternoon 🍆🍆🍆 for me, knackered now, bump gets in the way 🤣

Avengers movie night, on the tmi front, mucus is sipping out of me🤯

@Haiyaa those strawberries 😍

@Minster2012 for like 15 years I lived in villages where nothing can be delivered but where we live now I've got used to everything being easy 😂 And it's so pretty here with a massive beautiful promenade on the river a two min walk away. I think I'm more sad to be leaving where we are but we aren't going to find a house with land here.

@notyetamumbuttrying awww you're doing so well! Enjoy spending time with your family. I'm not actually sure how we've left it but we are talking 🙈

OH and DS gone night fishing leaving me home alone, bed to myself and fresh sheets 👌 Went Tesco's earlier and all the dinner ideas I thought of just kept setting my nausea off so went for my easy go to favourite atm...Singapore rice noodles and stir fried broccoli from the Chinese. I swear they must think I'm a weirdo the amount of times I've ordered just this lately 😂

@Franklydear isn't mucus seeping a good thing?

@Crazydoglady123 ahh well if you can't get a house with land I'd say go for it but that's cos we are!!

Ps @Crazydoglady123 I'm so jealous of that food, we are at DH's mates & they don't even START the bbq til the kids in bed (they are doing bedtime now), I have to eat regularly fir my tablets so DH says to me Shen our DS ate with them an hour ago "you better eat some of his sandwich or you will get ill" we won't eat til about 9.30 ffs.

I'm starving 🤣