TWINS?! Oh f**k! 😱 avoiding those 🧀🍆& banging in camper vans; it’s TTC bus 42

[Minster2012]

So ladies. You thought you got rid of me eh? Like the omnipresent flashing smiley face on the joker clear blue sticks you can’t get past I’m BACK! 🤡😄

The agency driver did the most amazing job I tried to offer a permanent job but apparently temping is much more lucrative & she’s got a gig elsewhere much better paid than driving you reprobates so you a stuck with me I’m afraid, like that rash you’ve been meaning to go to the doctors about or a guy with a cheesey dick you really need to have a conversation with but can’t bring yourself too 🤪�hthank you so much @larrythelizard

We’ve reserved a bench seat each for our newest 2 sets of bus twins, but don’t worry there’s still room for more!

So get those cheese dicks 🧀🍆washed & prepped, park up the camper van, ditch the whey powder & join the team for the banging game!

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related and nothing is TMI here so let’s hope the ride (bus not banging) doesn’t take long 🤞🏻🙌🏻

This is where dogs, dicks & chat go hand in hand as we navigate the stormy seas of TTC.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

And we’ve gone bumper with a twins section...
@madeoftea
@crazydoglady

Roll on the summer

🤞🏻💓😘🥳🙌🏻

And af is here in full flow, meh

The dates wouldn’t be good for travelling at Xmas anyway, it was just a flare up it turns out...

Were in this together @Franklydear pretty sure mine is also AF!

We got this, we ride together, we cry together...

Ok, so OH is now def wanting to do what he can and I've said I will actually pay attention next time (cycle 3...) so ladies what tips have you for next month?

I have my OPKs that I will actually use and won't rely on @Franklydears dates 🤣

What foods are good for before ovulation?
During?
Post?

Going to update my charts to CD2...

@Minster2012 I think I'd have had a massive hissy fit if I'd have to wait that late for food 🙈🤣 Hope you had a good night

Sorry for af @Franklydear! You had really good signs this cycle 😔

@Vil10 good luck with the house move! Albert looks very happy and settled

Hope you're okay @Lexber. Have you tried seed cycling? Brazil nuts, Pom juice and pineapple core after ovulation

Sooooo damn excited for @blackcurrantqueen scan 😍

@Lexber my dates were pretty good to you, after all,
@Crazydoglady123 onto cycle 23
@blackcurrantqueen scan time
@Minster2012 my times to eat are now too late for uk, but way too early for the continent, nobody is happy

I'm ok @Crazydoglady123 I had all the signs of implantation so I'm wondering if it was my lining that let me down as I've heard/read it can take a few months post coil removal to return to full fluffiness?

It just gives me another month to lose more weight and be healthier ready first when we do conceive (7.5lbs down in 2 week so far so I'm aiming for 1st by next month!)

@Franklydear 😔😞get the home trip booked & yeah I see what you mean about the eating early/late

@Crazydoglady123 I nearly did 🤪luckily DH said to me "maybe eat one of DS's sandwiches"

@Lexber I drink a glass of golden grapefruit juice from CD1 to OV (it's for ewcm), I have evening primrose oil tablets same too, eat a lot of leafy veg. A glass of Pom juice every day. 2 Brazil nuts per day after OV & eat a pineapple full after OV (core and all) over a few days. I've added some seeds in but not paid much attention to the seed cycling. And only one proper coffee per day

I googled a golden frostino @blackcurrantqueen looks lush! 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 for this morning

Ah fucker @Franklydear I'm sorry x

Also sorry for you @Lexber I was really hoping for a camper van baby!

Hey girlies!

Scan done, all okay! Actually measured at 7+1
Saw a tiny heart beat

Can't quite believe it just yet 🥰

😍😍😍😍😍 @blackcurrantqueen so so so pleased for you, hopefully you can started to relax and enjoy it now (nausea aside). What sort of due date are we talking?! X

@larrythelizard thank you darling ! End of January time! Though probably a bit before as I'll likely have a planned elective x

@blackcurrantqueen fantastic!

@blackcurrantqueen that's wonderful news

@larrythelizard we go away in the van plenty so don't you worry we can keep trying haha

I booked a weekend away for the youngest birthday in 3 weeks at Alton towers so now I can enjoy the rides with the kids ❤️
We go away to Scotland in July week AF due typically so 🤞🏼I get caught next month to save AF travelling 🤣🤣 would be lovely knowing baby did NC500 with us 🤣🤣

@blackcurrantqueen yesssss! You must feel so much more relieved now! So so happy for you

Oh no @Lexber and @Franklydear ☹️ I actually had a good feeling about you guys.

@Minster2012 my DH and I don't ever fight, but if situation gets tense, it's either lack of sex or lack of food. (As you can imagine, there is no lack of sex here these days 🤣) Food is a massive one for us. If we don't get fed, all hell breaks loose.

@Vil10 my gosh, Albert is so adorable

@blackcurrantqueen aaaaaaah, so happy for you!!!!! 😭😭😭

@Vil10 ah I'm sure you will! I'm ok yeah, nearly caved and tested this morning 😱 but then read forums of women regretting it so it put me off! I might even wait until my OTD rather than Tuesday. I want a clear result and no second guessing, I'll get that if I wait 😬
@Minster2012 I don't know how you coped eating that late, I would've been so pissed and pissed off 😂
@Franklydear so sorry darling xx
@Lexber sorry to you too. 3rd times a charm as they say!
@blackcurrantqueen congratulations 🥳

@blackcurrantqueen that's amazing congratulations ❤️😁😊🎉🎊

@blackcurrantqueen 🥰🥳🥰🥳☺️so sorry happy for you

@Tornado2Inc with you on the lack of food or sex though I will also add in lack of sleep!

@Lexber oooo Alton towers would be great

@blackcurrantqueen bit of a silent passenger as Ive been working last 4 days still another to go but I've been watching out for this 🥰🥰🥰 congratulations darling absolutely over the moon for you all, can only imagine how lovely this feels for you! Xx

Congratulations @blackcurrantqueen, lovely scan 😊

Sorry to hear about the BFN @Franklydear & @Lexber, they're always shitty no matter how long you've been trying

Got my positive OPK today (CD15), not sure if DH will be up for DTD for a 3rd day in a row, he really hates hot weather and is struggling in the heat. I'm going to try my best to persuade him though

@Minster2012 lack of sleep is not an option!

I'm sorry @Lexber & @Franklydear 😖 - bloody AF. Be kind to yourselves today.

Lovely news @blackcurrantqueen

@Vil10 Albert is just adorable!

Just catching up. Currently filling the paddling pool up for DS. Lazy day here. 4dpo. Less angry today thankfully.

Congratulations @blackcurrantqueen! You must be over the moon! Lovely pic, did they have to do an internal scan?

@polkadotpixie yes for peak though having done the 2 days ahead that's best scenario!

CD30 here, nothing going on 🙄

I'm back. I need to catch up. But I only have one hand and it's the wrong one. So typing isn't easy. Disaster is all i can say. And never have a horse. Because being stuck at the other side of the country with a broken arm when you can't drive home is very unhelpful.
I did get to experience gas and air though when they pulled my bones back into place. All I can say is christ knows how anyone has a baby on that stuff.....