TWINS?! Oh f**k! 😱 avoiding those 🧀🍆& banging in camper vans; it’s TTC bus 42

[Minster2012]

So ladies. You thought you got rid of me eh? Like the omnipresent flashing smiley face on the joker clear blue sticks you can’t get past I’m BACK! 🤡😄

The agency driver did the most amazing job I tried to offer a permanent job but apparently temping is much more lucrative & she’s got a gig elsewhere much better paid than driving you reprobates so you a stuck with me I’m afraid, like that rash you’ve been meaning to go to the doctors about or a guy with a cheesey dick you really need to have a conversation with but can’t bring yourself too 🤪�hthank you so much @larrythelizard

We’ve reserved a bench seat each for our newest 2 sets of bus twins, but don’t worry there’s still room for more!

So get those cheese dicks 🧀🍆washed & prepped, park up the camper van, ditch the whey powder & join the team for the banging game!

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related and nothing is TMI here so let’s hope the ride (bus not banging) doesn’t take long 🤞🏻🙌🏻

This is where dogs, dicks & chat go hand in hand as we navigate the stormy seas of TTC.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

And we’ve gone bumper with a twins section...
@madeoftea
@crazydoglady

Roll on the summer

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On it @larrythelizard
And new nails!

@Dollybird89 nothing left to do but box about on the internet! I'm really hoping this was a shorter cycle for you hun 😩

@Minster2012 thank you! Rubbish on the headache front! Pop some pills 💊
Omg those nails!! 🤩 beauts!
@larrythelizard I think it's progesterone as hcg wouldn't be released today unless it was early implantation. Been googling since I posted.
@Vil10 indeedy!
Yay to ttc again! Let's hope June is the one 🙏🏾

@vil10 that sounds like a great plan, less pressure, DTD because you want to and see where it leads! ❤️
@minster2012 awful headache here too, wonder if it is the weather, it's so muggy here
@franklydear sorry about BFN, still the possibility there tho lovely
@lexber when are you testing!?

@amy00 so sorry missed your news this morning, got everything crossed for you ❤️

@Minster2012 @Kirky658 @Vil10 et al, I know, not my best poas, the real deal on Sunday,

Me "I'm not testing I'm not testing..."

Also me, wake in to find Amazon delivery and tests with diluted not a lot pee on dpo 10/11 mid afternoon 🤣🤣🤣 BFN

But this morning's wiped pink tinge and spots of dilute blood and a smidge today have stopped, lots of on/off cramps and shhhh lower back ache so IF it's implantation then I NEED to wait a couple of days as it won't show yet would it?!

And this is why I said I wasn't testing as I knew it was too early 🤣🤣🤣 even google said 2 days after implantation bleeding...

Not my best POAS @Franklydear 🤣potential title there

@Vil10 ooooooo so even into this week you weren't using condoms?! The not trying not preventing could be the one for you (says the rest of us desperately trying!)

@Lexber google is right on this one. Sunday earliest 🤞🏻

Ow, @Lexber you too? I have lower back pain too

@DKDK123 yes thank you on the Femometer totally didn't realise that (but do remember you saying) so do I put in the order number now?

@lexber yeah deffo leave a couple days then test again, the hormones need time to build up x

@Franklydear

Ow, *@Lexber* you too? I have lower back pain too

I feel absolutely wiped out and crampy as hell with some cramps going into my higher vag if that makes sense? It's not constant but enough to bother me I feel so sorry for myself and my lower back is aching, alongside cramps really. I know they're all good signs but they're also AF signs! Lol I'm having another nap after work at 4, as so tired and slept well last night (had a dinner and post work nap) from about 9.30/10 through til 7...

Trying to think positive thoughts and that this is implantation as the dates all sit right as I think I ovulated around 31st or so which would put me 9-11dpo and not being due until Monday I need to wait and see but I'm not very patient and very tired lol

🤞🏼🤞🏼 for us both as we would be due about the same time @Franklydear

I know @Minster2012 and @Kirky658 and I was so strong and positive I wouldn't test too early- and then I've had a day with my bestie (17week preg tomorrow) chatting and she said i sound it and is hopeful and then I got home to the test waiting for me and I gave in - I only had a long held decent pee about 30 min before hand too.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Might give the test to OH and tell him to hide until Sunday... Altho no doubt he will be telling me to do it tomorrow ...

No testing til SUNDAY

Just seen this on fb ladies if use to anyone

https://www.ukdealsandgiveaways.co.uk/clearblue-refill-pack-for-advanced-fertility-monitor-41-off-25-15-amazon/?fbclid=IwAR1GdCKTf23dn0ewv3-HFoeyUnYUQPzOEe54D4zR6IhEE_Mnmf2oKkenNEs

Me again!!!

With your latest instalment of "wipe-gate"

Nothing more on liner but when wiping there was LOTS of EWCM with slight actual blood streaks not masses but enough to see it was there not pinky clear obvious EWCM 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

This slightly excites me as this is a good sign o think... slight lower tummy cramping so laptop off and laid on the sofa procrastinating 🤣

Lol I'm strangely enjoying the wipe-gate saga @Lexber!! Really hopefully for you.

Love those nails @Minster2012!

Is that @Vil10 slinking down the stairs from the top deck I see?!

I've still got a fair bit of EWCM so will get some 🍆 tonight just in case.

@larrythelizard I wiped and had to rush to tell you all 🤣🤣🤣

Completely OT but I've had my 2nd poop of the day and usually I'm not even an everyday kinda gal, I swear my body is all over the place right now 🤣

It's def @Vil10 slinking down the stairs & she's wearing a dress @larrythelizard & I DON'T THINK SHES WEARING KNICKERS! In fact I don't think she's worn knickers all isolation 🤔she's saying to @Franklydear it's too hot for knickers but I think she's just kinky 🤫

And wait @Lexber had just rushed out of the understairs toilet with a damp piece of loo roll on her hand for the bus' inspection 🤣we concur it definitely deserves some procrastination time & more 🤞🏻now hand those sticks over til Sunday 🤣

Is it too early to nap? or too late? Small person firmly attached to his iPad now, so it’s ok to rest my eyes, right?

I'm laid on the sofa @Franklydear and I'm gonna nap... I'm shattered!!

Haha @Minster2012 atleast I had knickers on... 🤣🤣

Half the bus can sleep & for the other half of us it's wine /prosecco o'clock!

Friday done kids 🙌🏻🥳you made it 🎉

@Lexber I've liked them on FB, looks amazing 😍

@Vil10 are you a machine with that RHR 💪 sounds a good plan with the tests and timings etc. I think I'd just advise going armed with knowledge and pushing things!

@Minster2012 love the nails, hope the headache has cleared up!

Yes @larrythelizard I am also invested in what's falling out of @Lexber and @Minster2012 vag. Greek yoghurt or no Greek yoghurt 😆

Thanks ladies for your support 💕 so consultation with private fertility place went better than expected. Husbands SA is very very good, my AMH was 24 which is ok and they couldn't find any other issues so that's good but in some senses I wish they'd has found something if that makes sense and not insensitive. The consultant was great he offered Clomid (of alternative) because of seemingly irregular ovulation but didn't think it was entirely necessary to spend the money yet so it was nice that he was quite honest, also mentioned about paying for miscarriage investigations but I think we've decided to go a bit longer on the NTNP front, he also offered counselling sessions for the losses which is FOC just for being registered with them which I'm in two minds about. Funnily enough my own GP rang back after and did a u-turn on referring us through NHS pathway 🤷‍♀️ we've said yes and we'll just see where that goes because it will be months away regardless

Sounds like a good appt @bez91, have you put a time limit on what's next? It's the uncertainty about TTC that I find the most difficult!

Cheers all, Happy Friday! Got plans with a couple of different friends and some potential paddling pool action too, looking forward to it!

@larrythelizard what you doing drinking BrewDog after all the bad press this week 😅 and this is coming from a Scottish lady!

Oooh I hadn't seen that @2020mission until I googled it just now. Now I feel bad for drinking it, and publicising them! Looks horrible!

Oh bugger, I just woke from a 2 hour nap... 🤦🏽‍♀️