TWINS?! Oh f**k! 😱 avoiding those 🧀🍆& banging in camper vans; it’s TTC bus 42

[Minster2012]

So ladies. You thought you got rid of me eh? Like the omnipresent flashing smiley face on the joker clear blue sticks you can’t get past I’m BACK! 🤡😄

The agency driver did the most amazing job I tried to offer a permanent job but apparently temping is much more lucrative & she’s got a gig elsewhere much better paid than driving you reprobates so you a stuck with me I’m afraid, like that rash you’ve been meaning to go to the doctors about or a guy with a cheesey dick you really need to have a conversation with but can’t bring yourself too 🤪�hthank you so much @larrythelizard

We’ve reserved a bench seat each for our newest 2 sets of bus twins, but don’t worry there’s still room for more!

So get those cheese dicks 🧀🍆washed & prepped, park up the camper van, ditch the whey powder & join the team for the banging game!

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related and nothing is TMI here so let’s hope the ride (bus not banging) doesn’t take long 🤞🏻🙌🏻

This is where dogs, dicks & chat go hand in hand as we navigate the stormy seas of TTC.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

And we’ve gone bumper with a twins section...
@madeoftea
@crazydoglady

Roll on the summer

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I've found you I think @Franklydear 😀

Feeling strange this morning- really strange...
woken and gone to the loo (due Monday) and there's the smallest amount of blood in my pants (white of course!) but it looks diluted if that makes sense not bright red more mixed with fluid and when I wiped it was more a pink tinged EWCM on the tissue...

Something is happening... I'm either getting my AF early which is not usual for me or not at all... 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

How is everyone else this morning?

@clolo aw congratulations on the engagement! Add me on Insta my handle is-patiently waiting or something.
And we've got you down on the 17th June event day with the rest of the donkeys 😆
@Minster2012 bless your lovely Dh!! Good he's taking an interest in it all.
@Tornado2Inc yeah I see it!!
@Juno231 yay for the bonking!!
@Franklydear promising signs still! 🤞🏾

@Lexber let’s keep tweening! You’ll have to give me a clue, I have a lot of strangers in my insta🙈

[quote Franklydear]@Lexber let’s keep tweening! You’ll have to give me a clue, I have a lot of strangers in my insta🙈[/quote]
I'm a princess and I love sunsets 🌅....

@Lexber found you

@Lexber Oops, sorry totally misread! Hope she stays away 🤞

I really hope it's what we think and not your body being a fuckboy @Lexber (you too @Franklydear!)

Ooh a trip to primark @Franklydear what a treat?!

You sang yourself back to sleep @Minster2012?!

Nothing to report here, poss 3DPO (my phone has taken to autocorrecting poss to POAS 😂)

@clolo ok cool! Will log bk on in a sec then x

I also saw a vvfl yesterday @Tornado2Inc but I have got literally the worst line eyes going 😂
Still need a still picture to zoom in and out on for you but I'm remaining quietly hopeful!
I think super early it's often better at night than the morning too...

@clolo I never would've guessed that was you 😂 I always thought that was someone else! Good to know! Xx

@blackcurrantqueen funny you say that, I've always had better vvfls at night than with fmu! Don't think I ever got my first line with fmu.

And I'm totally with you regarding line eyes! That's why I move the pic around; if I leave it still for too long, I'll burn them on 🤣
I deleted the original picture so the quality here is not great (not sure if anything can be seen), but here's the screenshot. It doesn't move 😂

@Tornado2Inc I can definitely see a vvfl on that photo! Are you retesting today?

@polkadotpixie oh, definitely 😂

Morning all! I think AF is here, there was a v faint tinge of blood this morning and the cramps are really kicking in so I'm pretty sure it's going to go full throttle in the next hour or so. So that sucks, but on the bright side, I haven't had a cycle that was so short (35 days) in just over a year, so that's something at least!

@Tornado2Inc keeping my fingers crossed for your test!

@tornado2inc everything crossed!
@inkypaper sorry about AF but good news on the shorter cycle
@franklydear enjoy Primark, jealous
@minster2012 I wish I was off today but working sadly, got a training booked at 10am for an hour then that's basically it for the day so I shall spend it chilling as today my bump and everything ACHES. I'm shattered!

Morning everyone, I have almost missed this bus entirely!

@Franklydear hope you are feeling ok now and these symptoms are for a bloody good reason!! Enjoy your trip to Primarni

@Juno231 I often read the temp wrong doing it straight away - my eyes are so dry in the morning it actually hurts to open them sometimes, have to ease into the day and check is after a couple of mins!

@Lexber you too I hope your symptoms are also for a bloody good reason!!

@Tornado2Inc there is a vfl!!!

I am not sure whether to post this as don't want to be one of those ones who just drops in a positive test out the blue but it is what it is. I've just got a very faint line on a cheapie, 12 dpo, after having repeat negatives from 7dpo. This will be my 5th pregnancy but so far none have made it past 7 weeks. So I'm equally excited and terrified. The RMC prescribed me progesterone pessaries from my next BFP and I would not call this a BFP as it is so faint, but I've just popped one up there now anyway to try and help it along! My period is actually due today, I've never had such a late positive, I actually convinced myself I was out at 10dpo and I cried and we got takeaway pizza and wine. Now I feel like I really shouldn't have had any wine 😬

@Amy00 congrats hun, good idea with the pessaries! Hope all goes well for you and don't worry about the pizza and wine at all! 💕

@Tornado2Inc everything crossed for you, you retesting later today?

@InkyPaper urgggh that's crappy but if it is AF it's good to see you taking a positive from it with a shorter cycle!

@larrythelizard consultant appointment at 2:30pm today, I think I feel more nervous than an interview. Have you guessed your DPO based on past ovulation or have you been doing cheeky OPKs behind my back? 🤣 if so I thought we were in the 'relaxed TTC club' together 🙈

@Amy00 that's exciting but completely understand your nervousness, hopefully the pessaries help - congratulations 😊

@Amy00 congratulations! Sticky vibes your way

@Amy00 how exciting! Congratulations!! Would this be your first time on progesterone? I can imagine how nervous you might be! And don't worry about the wine, it doesn't count if you don't know 😂

@bez91 yes, will retest later today once I feel I'm concentrated enough 😂

@amy00 ooh tentative congrats and I really hope this one sticks - good idea on the pessaries xx

Got a response from the company I applied for - they've asked me back for an HR interview. I'm hoping this could be the token final stage? I'm kinda bricking it now though as it's really rather inconvenient from an IVF/mat leave point of view... we'll see.

@Amy00 congratulations! Keeping fingers crossed for you 🤞

@Juno231 that does sound like a token final stage to me! Good luck!

@Kirky658 thanks ♥️

@bez91 thanks lovely, we've got our first appointment with the fertility unit in July so I'm just focusing on that now 😊 hope your consultant appointment goes well!

@Juno231 great news on the callback! Defo sounds like final stages to me. Best of luck! I take it you'll accept if offered?