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TWINS?! Oh f**k! 😱 avoiding those 🧀🍆& banging in camper vans; it’s TTC bus 42

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Minster2012 · 02/06/2021 22:04

So ladies. You thought you got rid of me eh? Like the omnipresent flashing smiley face on the joker clear blue sticks you can’t get past I’m BACK! 🤡😄

The agency driver did the most amazing job I tried to offer a permanent job but apparently temping is much more lucrative & she’s got a gig elsewhere much better paid than driving you reprobates so you a stuck with me I’m afraid, like that rash you’ve been meaning to go to the doctors about or a guy with a cheesey dick you really need to have a conversation with but can’t bring yourself too 🤪�hthank you so much @larrythelizard

We’ve reserved a bench seat each for our newest 2 sets of bus twins, but don’t worry there’s still room for more!

So get those cheese dicks 🧀🍆washed & prepped, park up the camper van, ditch the whey powder & join the team for the banging game!

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related and nothing is TMI here so let’s hope the ride (bus not banging) doesn’t take long 🤞🏻🙌🏻

This is where dogs, dicks & chat go hand in hand as we navigate the stormy seas of TTC.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

minstermusings.co.uk for the blog that’s where the full stuff happens
& minstermusings on insta - some of our ladies have made special anonymous accounts so we can link up via me 🥰
If you want to sign up & get updates please do, please note your username if you comment shows up to others so maybe make it anonymous I won’t be offended 😂🤣(unless you are mean)

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

And we’ve gone bumper with a twins section...
@madeoftea
@crazydoglady

Roll on the summer

🤞🏻💓😘🥳🙌🏻

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2020mission · 10/06/2021 21:23

@Lexber yes I am unless the ladies have obvious username matches to what they use here 😅

Minster2012 · 10/06/2021 21:26

@Tornado2Inc opens cupboard & gets drowned in FRERS I bloody want you to have more wee there. Wtf is that second line when the FRER today was negative!! Maybe you have been testing wrong time of day ll this time 🤣🤞🏻there's def a Line there

@Lexber its @Tornado2Inc who does the testing each day from, well now!

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polkadotpixie · 10/06/2021 21:27

@Lexber Sorry to hear AF arrived  I hope the bath and ice cream has helped. When I was losing the will to live when TTC DS I bought myself a present every time AF arrived, just to cheer myself up...8 new nail polishes? Yes I think I will, thanks very much 😂

@Minster2012 I'm fighting horrible hay fever too, it's miserable but I'm coming up to ovulation and I don't want to take antihistamines in case they affect my CM. Cycle #2 this time round and I'm already batshit crazy, I'm sure it took more like 6 last time!

Tornado2Inc · 10/06/2021 21:33

@Minster2012 something like that! 😂 but yes, there wasn't much to hold onto on FRER, which makes me think this is one nasty evap

@Lexber totally confused 😂 I'm the slurpy one

Lexber · 10/06/2021 21:34

No AF yet @polkadotpixie not sure what that was earlier but def not AF I've been a bit crampy and felt like it was coming but nothing now and not due til Possibly Monday 🤷🏽‍♀️

I'm already telling myself not to test Say/Sun Altho my tests should arrive tomorrow @Minster2012
My eyes are shit so I struggle to see lines on pics unless obvious 🤦🏽‍♀️

I'm princess on fb I think I've added a couple more of you tonight through others profiles but still no idea 🤣 feel free to message me on there who you are?

Minster2012 · 10/06/2021 21:34

@Tornado2Inc I actually looked at your FRER before reading the thread & thought there might have bend something, then I read 6dpo and thought noooo

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larrythelizard · 10/06/2021 21:36

Ooooh yes i see that @Tornado2Inc 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

No worries @bez91 @Minster2012 I'll just take a cut of your profits for being the money man.

The 17th really is shaping up to be an epic day all round!!

Minster2012 · 10/06/2021 21:38

Everyone runs back to Insta to squint at @Tornado2Inc's FRER 🤣🤣
*
I'm Minster on Insta
A rap star gangsta
Obviously* 🤣

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clolo · 10/06/2021 21:39

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Tornado2Inc · 10/06/2021 21:41

@Minster2012 same, I thought there was a vvfl, that I thought was a shadow, which is why I took another picture from a different angle. But then again, 6dpo (7 at most). Guess we'll know in the morning.

Minster2012 · 10/06/2021 21:43

In the first normal shot I thought so @Tornado2Inc 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

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InkyPaper · 10/06/2021 22:36

@Franklydear flare ups are never fun 🤞 the nausea is for a good reason

@larrythelizard I've no idea when AF is 😂 if I ovulated when I suspect I ovulated then may day now, but I can never be 100% sure

@Lexber haha yes, I don't know who half the people are 😂 my username is very similar to this one if that helps!

@Minster2012 I know! Damn him 😂 this is true, can't feel bad for having hope! Glad the survey went well, 🤞 everything else with the sale is smooth sailing. Would a cold compress soothe your itchy eyes a bit maybe?

@bez91 🤣 I think they were with all the time he spent in the hot tub when we were away, but they've cooled off now 🤞

@Haiyaa omg I love that 🤣 survival of the fittest sperm!

17th June is gonna definitely be a big day for the bus!! Loads going on!

Congrats on getting engaged @Clolo 🎉🎉

Omg @Tornado2Inc my eyes are actually the worst and I definitely see something! 🤞 It's not an evap

Juno231 · 10/06/2021 23:20

Omg @Tornado2Inc I totally saw a vvfl on the frer but then no one said anything so I thought I'd gone bananas! Eek can't wait until tomorrow now!

Jumped OH 🍆

Juno231 · 10/06/2021 23:22

Thanks @Minster2012 for finally letting me put two and two together and twig who @clolo is on insta! When the engagement pics went up I was kicking myself for not remembering who you were on here! Congratulations!!

Franklydear · 11/06/2021 04:27

Early morning ramblings, can’t call this hour midnight, very annoyingly woke up so here we are, my insta profile is the pic of @Minster2012‘s rainbow gloves, I haven’t seen any engagements so I don’t think I have @clolo, congrats, darling.

Franklydear · 11/06/2021 06:34

Been proper sick this morning, and creamy snotty cm, more gone off custard than Greek yogurt, not officially due till tomorrow

I am going to look deranged when you all get up in the morning....

Juno231 · 11/06/2021 06:35

@Franklydear I'm sorry you were up again! I might comment under one of your pics with clolos insta name so you can find her x

@Haiyaa well remembered btw about my same day ovulation as a peak LH - I was hoping I'd get a few days notice but had a temp rise this morning 🙊

It only takes the once, right? 😅

larrythelizard · 11/06/2021 06:37

Deffo only takes once @Juno231.

Come on @Tornado2Inc I thought about you as soon as I woke up this morning!

Man @Franklydear I hope you're not just ill! What does your DH think?

Kirky658 · 11/06/2021 06:39

@clolo don't think I've got you on insta but congrats on the engagement lovely!!!

Omg I'm so happy it's Friday I could cry

Franklydear · 11/06/2021 06:48

@Juno231 please do, I like to find her, I am half annoyed half hopeful so I can’t get mad yet
@larrythelizard he’s started to ask nervously when is af due, a couple of days ago he was convinced it was pms mixed with flare up
@Kirky658 I have the day off today and going to hit primark for cheapie essentials for the first time in two years

Juno231 · 11/06/2021 06:55

@Franklydear just did!

@Haiyaa okay I take it back, temp is same as yday 😅 - def went a bit cross eyed reading it earlier. Gives me time to jump OH today as well though!

Minster2012 · 11/06/2021 06:57

It def only takes one @Juno231 🤞🏻🍆🙌🏻

@Franklydear these are very hopeful signs 🤞🏻I haven't been to Primark in 3 years I think! DH needs new work trousers though so it's not a bad shout

@Kirky658 yayyyy for the day off

I feel super sluggish today, just sang to go back to sleep

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Minster2012 · 11/06/2021 07:04

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻for @Tornado2Inc

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Franklydear · 11/06/2021 07:16

@Minster2012 it’s my go to for leggins and socks, things like that, and T-shirts for ds, they’re going to last him 5 minutes anyway, he is 150 cm at 11, I am 158 myself